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Christian "#2Spooky" Simmers

@xuelder.neocities.org

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Tech Warlock He/Him GameDev, Narrative Designer, & Artist specialized in vector & pixel art. Currently looking for work in Game & Narrative Design. https://xuelder.neocities.org/

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Christian "#2Spooky" Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · Oct 11

I'm an #artist and #gamedev specializing in Narrative Design.

You can find links to my games on my website here: xuelder.neocities.org

You can read my blog here: xuelder.neocities.org/Blog/

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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 1d

Bruh Drake lost. It's done. You still arguing different is a tragic moral failure on your part. Out rapped. Outsold. Out awarded. Dissed at the super bowl while his ex crip walked on stage. And lost in a court of law. Only thing left is for Kendrick to adopt Adonis and give a father to look up to.

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Christian "#2Spooky" Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 8h

Could be a really restrictive NDA with a set expiration date.

Christian "#2Spooky" Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 9h

Aren't Steam Forums one of the reasons why they justify the 30% cut?

Christian "#2Spooky" Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 19h

In fact, it turns out that if you don't help the Gubble, it will create a clone of you and torture it forever. So you have to adopt it, or else the not you will be forever tortured.

Christian "#2Spooky" Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 19h

Its gonna be crazy that Kendrick will be the first ever Nobel Peace Prize Winner for destroying a person so completely it unites the world in hate.

Erik Uebelacker @uebey.bsky.social · 1d

NEW: Drake loses his defamation case against Kendrick Lamar over the “Not Like Us” lyrics.

More coming @courthousenews.bsky.social

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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 23h

drake has access to the Loser Hadron Collider and is discovering forms of losing previously unknown to humankind

Erik Uebelacker @uebey.bsky.social · 1d

NEW: Drake loses his defamation case against Kendrick Lamar over the “Not Like Us” lyrics.

More coming @courthousenews.bsky.social

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Christian "#2Spooky" Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 20h

One day I need to write a postmortem of my time as an Echo Skill (their unnecessary synonym for apps) developer because the amount of things I had been told by my contacts there are really fascinating. Long story short, amazon developed a computer for disabled users and can't stand that fact.

Christian "#2Spooky" Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 1d

Real eldritch, madness-inducing lore dropped here...

Christian "#2Spooky" Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 1d

Riven? The Sequel to Myst? That Riven?

Christian "#2Spooky" Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 1d

There are hardly any gifs or clips of "The Five(ish) Doctors" and that's a real shame.

Christian "#2Spooky" Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 1d

He was also in The Hobbit, a motion picture!

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Draculanna 🧛🌿👁️ @annacwebs.bsky.social · 1d

I gotta hand it to whatever advertising firm Informa hired to make these, there really is something almost poetic about GDC's advertising being "an AI-looking depiction of an industry staple being destroyed with no clear elaboration of what comes after." Masterclass in unintentionally nailing it.

Game Developers Conference @officialgdc.bsky.social · 2d

A New Era Awaits!

bit.ly/3KKYUIq

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Christian "#2Spooky" Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 1d

"LEGO building" gives off a vibe that I haven't heard of in a while...

The Infamous Dashcon "Ballpit" - a small, lone inflatable pool filled with balls in an empty convention hall.

Christian "#2Spooky" Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 1d

Why is North Carolina so divided on food things almost as if it needs to be split again?

youtu.be/gNZlTI_ARv4?...

Southern States Hold a BBQ Meeting

YouTube video by Matt Mitchell

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Christian "#2Spooky" Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 1d

Did you see "the hair"

Christian "#2Spooky" Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 1d

I once wanted to do this but in hexameter and got completely lost. Your solutions seem obvious and I feel like a dumbass for not realizing them.

Christian "#2Spooky" Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 1d

The John Constantine.

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Bruno Dias @brunodias.bsky.social · 1d

Six years ago, I wrote most of the Tragedian dialogue for Pathologic 2 in iambic pentameter. I'm back now doing the same for Pathologic 3. I figured it was helpful to write a guide on *how* I did it – in case I get hit by a bus and the team has to carry on without me.

azhdarchid.com/so-you-want-...

So You Want to Write Iambic Pentameter

In which I share the dirty secrets of the world's least useful skill

azhdarchid.com

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Christian "#2Spooky" Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 2d

Assembly Programmers of the World Unite!

Christian "#2Spooky" Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 2d

Man, the sequel to Ultimate Chicken Horse looks legit.

Courtney Vaughn @courtneyvaughn.bsky.social · 2d

Streets are still closed off in front of the Portland ICE facility at 8:30pm. Protesters have gathered on a side street. Dance party in progress.

Christian "#2Spooky" Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 2d

Hello old friend:

Steam Achievement for Unfair Flips:

A gold coin with the mascot of the now defunct social media website Cohost Eggbug winking at you. The Achievement is named "GET EGGBUGGED ENDING: SAY HELLO TO AN OLD FRIEND (2-% CHANCE"

The Achievement was Unlocked on Oct 8, 2025 at 8:52 AM
27.8% of players have this achievement.

Christian "#2Spooky" Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 2d

I swear, it's entirely possible my forum/chat moderation experience is the age of one of their interns/junior programmers.

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Christian "#2Spooky" Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 2d

I don't think The Protomen have a presence on this website, maybe still on the old site? I've been on their mailing list for the last 10 years anyways, wouldn't matter anyways.

protomen.com/news/

PROTOMEN

protomen.com

Christian "#2Spooky" Simmers @xuelder.neocities.org · 2d

Is Jerry a Goose?

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Jeff Geerling @jeffgeerling.com · 3d

Qualcomm is acquiring Arduino, and they're launching a new SBC (Uno Q) combining a Dragonwing SoC with an Arduino microcontroller in the Uno form factor. What implications does this have for makers and education? Quick video covering the news: www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfKX...

Qualcomm just bought Arduino, and they're making a tiny computer

YouTube video by Jeff Geerling

www.youtube.com

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