chris
@yrpalchris.bsky.social
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just leave the fish tank light on babe and crank the mothеrfucking Für Elise
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craigsj.bsky.social
[robert pollard voice]
beyerstein.bsky.social
Of all the clerics they could have popped, those ICE idiots had to hit Hot Priest.
Presbyterian minister David Black on CNN, who was shot with pepper balls  while praying outside an ICE facility.
yrpalchris.bsky.social
as both a colleague of PTA and Mr Movies Tom Cruise must have seen One Battle After Another by now, in which case we should be asking why we haven't yet seen a video of him saying 'like Tom fucking Cruise'
yrpalchris.bsky.social
this one's best though
white t-shirt featuring black and white print of the shot where Sensei Sergio St. Carlos dances for the cops
yrpalchris.bsky.social
there are currently by my count six different variants of t-shirts on Tee Public featuring the photo of Leo and BDT in the car holding cans to the camera with the text ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER where BATTLE is crossed out and replaced with SMALL BEER. it's got the juice!
yrpalchris.bsky.social
lmao hadn't even seen this before posting the above
leahmcelrath.bsky.social
Machado issues her first statement since being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize and makes a thinly-veiled appeal to Trump for US intervention in Venezuela:
María Corina Machado ©
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This recognition of the struggle of all Venezuelans is a boost to conclude our task: to conquer Freedom.
We are on the threshold of victory and today, more than ever, we count on President Trump, the people of the United States, the peoples of Latin America, and the democratic nations of the world as our principal allies to achieve Freedom and democracy.
I dedicate this prize to the suffering people of Venezuela and to President Trump for his decisive support of our cause!
8:34 AM • 10/10/25 • 30K Views
yrpalchris.bsky.social
begging any of the American libs crowing over the Nobel not going to Trump to take 30 seconds to look into who it actually went to
yrpalchris.bsky.social
what can you say but: lol, lmao
scotnational.bsky.social
BREAKING: Ash Regan has quit the Alba Party

yrpalchris.bsky.social
an important thing to know about me is that I think Halsey accidentally wishing a second 9/11 on Pitchfork because of a 6.5 review is one of the funniest things to happen in the last five years
Halsey Is Very Sorry for Accidentally Calling for Another 9/11
She didn’t mean it.
www.vulture.com
yrpalchris.bsky.social
I maintain an Amazon wishlist so I have an easy way to let my family know what I'm interested in around Christmas and birthdays but this decade have only ordered from there when I've been given a gift card, it's remarkably easy to not use it
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yrpalchris.bsky.social
on the OBAA rewatch last night I also thought I caught some Stephen Miller in Penn's mannerisms, how did they manage to make him look like every gross white guy political figure at once
yrpalchris.bsky.social
they couldn't possibly have planned for this but unavoidable physical similarities between Penn here and RFK
yrpalchris.bsky.social
oh it makes sense now
classic @FranziaMom tweets:
Pitchfork: the album is good, not great
Halsey: they should have another 9/11

9/11 2: Halsey's Revenge
yrpalchris.bsky.social
we are less than a month out from the release of a new Lynne Ramsay film, do people realise this
yrpalchris.bsky.social
the Rolling Stone list dropping yesterday and people only just discovering it now is really a testament to how much you should care about it
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deathofbuckley.bsky.social
Just seen a headline which asks "Thatcher was born 100 years ago and her reign feels a lifetime away. Why is her effect on the country still so huge?"

It's because she was a massive bastard. Hope that helps x
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roadside.xor.blue
palomino motel sign, tucumcari, new mexico, 1982
palomino motel sign, tucumcari, new mexico, 1982
yrpalchris.bsky.social
a Shelbyville boy at heart
Jebediah Springfield: 'why would we want to marry our cousins?'
Shelbyville Manhattan: ''cause they're so attractive.'
yrpalchris.bsky.social
Krasznahorkai's Nobel win a huge moment for everyone who stood firm against the stupid 'five hour black and white eastern bloc drama from the point of view of a pigeon' memes
yrpalchris.bsky.social
all timer headline
mrpostsgood.bsky.social
Don't forget his classic cousin/sister shagging GB News appearance and subsequent article
The Spectator: Charles Amos

What my GB News incest row critics fail to understand

22 December 2024

Screen grab of GB News "First Cousin Marriage Row" with the two gormless-looking presenters looking at an even more gormless Charles Amos, dressed like an extra from Quatermass and The Pit

Charles, in the article, goes on to quote an argument with his mother about his belief it's okay for a brother and sister to have "double-protected sex"
yrpalchris.bsky.social
not beating the allegations
will-davies.bsky.social
Oh, and it turns out the guy with the umbrella is definitely a new breed of activist