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Zelena Sage

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PLEASE do NOT follow me for political commentary. I am a sentient Oatmeal Stout in human form. I enjoy irrelevant/ obscure details; but I'm a stout. I love [redacted] & that's about it. My views are not those of my employer(s), because I'm beer.

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Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · Jan 29

You gotta be bad
You gotta be bold
You gotta be wiser
You gotta be hard
You gotta be tough
You gotta be stronger
You gotta be cool
You gotta be calm
You gotta stay together
All I know, all I know
Love will save the day

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Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 7h

Sex toys did their big one coming with remote controls. The future is NOW 😵‍💫🥴

Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 7h

Was hopeful that kid rock was trending because he was meeting with Hulk Hogan.

Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 7h

Siri play Church Girl by Beyoncé

Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 10h

Just got a wand and a vibrating butt plug, Amen

Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 11h

Sex drive in the toilet because depression, etc. Gonna buy some toys for me and he.

Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 11h

Sex drive in the toilet because depression, etc. Gonna buy some toys for me and he.

Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 12h

Univision be getting straight to the fucking point in these news stories like "buenas tardes, 🔥☄️THE MUNITIONS SITE BLEW UP ON ACCIDENT; LOOK HERE IS A VIDEO"

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Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 12h

We need to take note of the courage on display from these individuals who are clearly under duress while being attacked, yet remaining focused enough to communicate their information so that their story can be told. There is nothing co courageous about masked kidnappers.

Heartland Signal @heartlandsignal.bsky.social · 15h

BREAKING: Masked Border Patrol agents aggressively arrested WGN video producer Debbie Brockman in Lincoln Square Friday morning, supposedly for "obstructing justice." (Video via Josh Thomas on Facebook)

Follow @heartlandsignal for more.

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Jo @service-worker.bsky.social · 15h

Blatant incompetence all around

The man who was already detained in the van did not identify himself, Thomas said.
Once Brockman was handcuffed and placed in the van, the agents pulled out, clipping the rear bumper off of a stopped car partially blocking their path and speeding away past an approaching elongated CTA bus and through the busy intersection.

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Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 13h

Newborn ass nigga😭

SoloChills @solochills.blacksky.app · 13h

Lemme squeeze a nap in before my other nap before getting into bed

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Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 13h

Do we even still have OSHA?

Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 13h

Im Sorry WTF?!

Univision Noticias @uninoticias.bsky.social · 13h

🔥 Así quedó el área donde estalló una planta militar de explosivos.

El video 👉 uni.vi/BLAV106o69Y

Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 13h

Not you asking her to Doordash it to you 😭

Señor Reese’s ♒️ @bnbgoodfella.bsky.social · 13h

I just need some puss on my face , then you can leave after.

Real simple

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Elizabeth Warren @warren.senate.gov · 13h

Donald Trump and Congressional Republicans ripped health care away from 15 million people and are raising costs for millions more.

The numbers are damning.

Graphic showing the average ACA premium increase in each state. It's an average of 136% increase this year alone.

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Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 18h

George Floyd's birthday is coming up Tuesday. He was a grandfather, father, soon, brother and friend of many. He should be here, but he was publicly executed over suspicion that he had used a counterfeit $20 in a store, which normally would have incurred a small fine &/or less than a year in jail.

Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 18h

Screaming 😭😭😭

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Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 18h

Absolutely because what are we even doing here

Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 19h

Arrest records show the alleged victim was between the ages of 13 and 15. The offenses are alleged to have taken place on Aug. 15.

He was raping a child. He is a danger to the community. He has spent the last decade flirting with republicanism because that's where his values are!

The Assembly @theassemblync.bsky.social · 21h

N.C. Rep. Cecil Brockman (D – Guilford) is facing bipartisan calls for his resignation after being charged with multiple sex crimes.

www.theassemblync.com/politics/cec...

Brockman Faces Sex Charges, Calls to Resign

N.C. Rep. Cecil Brockman (D-Guilford) is facing bipartisan calls for his resignation after being charged with multiple sex crimes.

www.theassemblync.com

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Rep. Emilia Strong Sykes @repemiliasykes.bsky.social · 2d

Rep. Sykes is in Washington, ready to do the hard work of negotiating and opening the government. Yet, Republicans are no where to be found.

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Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 19h

WAYNE BRADY??? WHAT A STUPID BITCH 🤬🤬

Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 19h

Recession indicator

But also fuck them ALL. Half of them are broke bitches and I expected it, like Jo Koy's boring big headed ass. Hannibal hurts but fuck him too. And Chris Tucker has been moving for years like he is hiding something deep and dark, so especially fuck him and I hope he gets exposed

Abby's Dad @joshalderman.bsky.social · 1d

An actual screen shot of the list of comedians I can no longer respect and have no interest in hearing or seeing again. If they write for a movie or show, I will not watch. No late night talk show appearances. Nothing. Ever again. I want to hear nothing from or about them.

Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 19h

Look at what they're doing. They are meeting the moment. They are holding the line. Don't listen to the "progressive" keyboard warriors with high follower counts screaching "DO SOMETHING." They are saboteurs. They are not serious people. They don't want us to success in turning this around.

Rep. Ted Lieu @reptedlieu.bsky.social · 19h

What Republicans are doing is unacceptable.

Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 19h

A messenger:

Kim Wexler's Ponytail 🐝💛🎗 @madisonkittay.bsky.social · 20h

Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 20h

Y'all would not even be surprised if I told you who the main kids are with lice, ringworm and pinkeye at our school. It's all tied to the parents refusing to respect general hygiene practices for their own babies. We are constantly checking to make sure it doesn't come into my house.

Arrogant Esquire @arrogantade.blacksky.app · 21h

I remember getting this text from the wife while she was at work one day. The be flagrant.

Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 20h

Seriously she just gave me flashbacks and now I'm on my Nirvana binge

Zelena Sage @zelenasage.blacksky.app · 20h

Oh she is in her Kurt Cobain era- I see the vision

Quintessa Knight @quietblkgrl.blacksky.app · 1d

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