Zack Stern
@zjstern.bsky.social
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Oregon defense lawyer. Slayer of the automobile exception and (hopefully) civil forfeiture.
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You forgot that GRAND SALAMI TIME was still to come!
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ICYMI: “And now, a response from the leader of the frog resistance...” 🐸 🎵 #Colbert
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“WHOAH! Be careful not to step in that pile of shit there!” exclaimed the man pulling his pants back up.
Fascinated how the guy who made superstars of Matt Walsh, Candace Owens, Jordan Peterson, and Michael Knowles thought that unfettered racism and every phobia in existence wouldn't eventually include anti-semitism
But she's really hot. Gotta take my word for it.
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Omfg. Hadn't heard this in decades. Amazing
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These people are evil. Never stop saying so. Don’t be intimidated into shutting up.
Here’s video of the incident
This is correct.
Kristi Noem is in PDX today.
She brings the cameras w/ her and is desperate to incite Americans to do things she can film and edit into propaganda vids.
Do not give her what she wants.
The regime is frantic to manufacture a riot. Do not give them what they want.
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Kristi Noem is in PDX today.
She brings the cameras w/ her and is desperate to incite Americans to do things she can film and edit into propaganda vids.
Do not give her what she wants.
The regime is frantic to manufacture a riot. Do not give them what they want.
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We don’t have to carry water for dictators. Just my thought.
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Look. Invading our own country is about as straightforward a case as you can have for impeachment. The GOP abandoning the Constitution is kind of the only story there is and it gets no coverage.
Guys. I just had a crazy idea. What if the President DIDN’T deploy troops in American cities. Just a thought. Have we tried that before?
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He’s trying to provoke a war.
BREAKING: President Donald Trump is activating up to 400 Texas National Guard personnel for deployment to Oregon, Illinois and possibly elsewhere, per Hegseth memo in court filing.
California governor says Trump is sending 300 California National Guard members to Oregon
California Gov. Gavin Newsom says the Trump administration is sending 300 California National Guard members to Oregon.
bit.ly
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What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy
NEW YORK (AP) — Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs sentenced to 4 years and 2 months in prison in case involving sex workers, violence and ‘freak-offs’.
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AOC: I think there's two things that are happening at once: One, there absolutely is an unprecedented abuse of power, destruction of norms, erosion of our government and our democracy in order to prop up an authoritarian style of governance

However, they are weaker than they look…
This is the "fa" we were so "anti"
Breaking news: Former FBI director James Comey has been indicted amid President Trump's push to prosecute his political opponents.

Comey is charged with making a false statement to Congress and with obstructing justice, two people familiar with the matter said.
Former FBI Director James Comey indicted amid Trump push to prosecute foes
Former FBI director James B. Comey was indicted Thursday on allegations he lied to Congress, two people familiar with the matter said.
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Just seeing this now. So sorry to hear. May his memory be a blessing
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if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved
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just an absolutely terrible time to be a rational person who is capable of critical thinking and cares about other people
"Bootlickers Pause, Realized They Licked Wrong Boot"
Caption this
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Photo taken moments before the agents say the statue made a “furtive gesture”
Caption this
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F bomb city but important stuff about class vs morality, crime, desperation and why we’re doing it all wrong. And now, we’re making Americans more desperate, more hungry and more at loose ends with their health. Lack of compassion = more crime. But they want this! He explains that too.
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why’d they name the blenders “ninjas” those fuckers loud as shit
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HEY

HEY YOU

No, not them, dummy, you

c'mere a sec

take a deep breath and try to relax your shoulders. Unclench your jaw.

Okay. Okay, you're doing great. I know it doesn't always seem like it, but you're breathing, and that's the first step

Get back on out there, you're gonna crush it, friend
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If they were in a band, it'd be called Panic! At The Frisko.
I'm curious how many of those defendants ended up getting some sort of post conviction relief on ineffective assistance claims. I find that the lengths courts will go to cover for the state is equal to the lengths they'll go to shit on defense counsel.