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If we're stuck on this ship and it's sinking
Then we might as well have a parade
Then we might as well have a parade
Oh captain my fucking captain
REP. OMAR after being attacked with liquid: “We will continue! These fucking assholes are not gonna get away with this! Here is the reality people like this ugly man don’t understand — we are Minnesota Strong. We’ll stay resilient in the face of whatever they might throw at us.”
January 28, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Oh captain my fucking captain
Tucson is once again whipping ass
Nine DAs are coalescing to work on prosecuting federal agents for 'overreach':
—L. Krasner in Philly
—J. Creuzot in Dallas
—M. Moriarty in Minneapolis
—L. Conover in Tucson
—S. Descano in Fairfax (VA)
—R. Fatehi in Norfolk (VA)
—S. Morales in Portsmouth (VA)
—P. Dehghani-Tafti in Arlington (VA)
—L. Krasner in Philly
—J. Creuzot in Dallas
—M. Moriarty in Minneapolis
—L. Conover in Tucson
—S. Descano in Fairfax (VA)
—R. Fatehi in Norfolk (VA)
—S. Morales in Portsmouth (VA)
—P. Dehghani-Tafti in Arlington (VA)
January 28, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Tucson is once again whipping ass
The Hogs should be up by ten on these bros but the refs spotting the Sooners a solid six points isn't helping.
Boy, these officials in Norman, Oklahoma, are straight ass.
January 28, 2026 at 1:59 AM
The Hogs should be up by ten on these bros but the refs spotting the Sooners a solid six points isn't helping.
Boy, these officials in Norman, Oklahoma, are straight ass.
January 28, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Boy, these officials in Norman, Oklahoma, are straight ass.
She was about to whomp that chinless wonder
video of the moment a man tried spraying something at ilhan omar at her town hall in minneapolis tonight
January 28, 2026 at 1:24 AM
She was about to whomp that chinless wonder
As an aside, the weird use of "steady state" strikes me as an obvious use of a LLM (for two sentences, lol).
Federal deployment to Minneapolis "is steady state and expected to continue as planned," per Border Patrol memo leaked to me
January 27, 2026 at 11:36 PM
As an aside, the weird use of "steady state" strikes me as an obvious use of a LLM (for two sentences, lol).
We've got white bean chicken chili. We've got Chile's Bar and Grill queso. We've got a margarita (not pictured). What we've got, can't nobody take away from us.
January 27, 2026 at 10:55 PM
We've got white bean chicken chili. We've got Chile's Bar and Grill queso. We've got a margarita (not pictured). What we've got, can't nobody take away from us.
Oh captain my captain
Asked about Minneapolis, Victor Wembanyama says, “PR has tried, but I’m not going to sit here and be politically correct.”
Then says “it’s crazy that people make it seem like … the murder of civilians is acceptable.”
Then says “it’s crazy that people make it seem like … the murder of civilians is acceptable.”
January 27, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Oh captain my captain
Throwback to the time that every big sponsor in Arkansas filled their pants when Jeff Long suggested modest modernization to the University of Arkansas season ticket situation. Pretty UA - Little Rock got an entire new basketball arena funded on the back of that NWA hissy fit.
Some drama on the Hog boards with our old boomers, who are no longer being allowed to keep their seats at donation levels that haven't changed for them in 30 years.
Frankly, I'm a little pissed to know we had been allowing that to begin with and it's taken this long to fix.
Frankly, I'm a little pissed to know we had been allowing that to begin with and it's taken this long to fix.
January 27, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Throwback to the time that every big sponsor in Arkansas filled their pants when Jeff Long suggested modest modernization to the University of Arkansas season ticket situation. Pretty UA - Little Rock got an entire new basketball arena funded on the back of that NWA hissy fit.
That's dumb as hell and divorced from reality.
Weiss' full remarks to CBS News staff (1/4)
January 27, 2026 at 5:55 PM
That's dumb as hell and divorced from reality.
In her defense, the US has been awfully quiet on the "newsworthy happenings" front the past month or so.
Bari Weiss to CBS News staff during this morning’s meeting unveiling the network’s new strategy: “We are not producing a product enough people want.”
January 27, 2026 at 5:53 PM
In her defense, the US has been awfully quiet on the "newsworthy happenings" front the past month or so.
Remember when DHS passed around a secret memo telling agents to disregard the Fourth Amendment?
Word is from NBC that instructions from Mr. Schumer to his caucus are: “restrain, reform and restrict ICE.” 1/ www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
Senate Democrats plot strategy as DHS standoff deepens heading into shutdown week
Two sources who were on a Democratic caucus strategy call Sunday said Minority Leader Chuck Schumer told the group the message must be to “restrain, reform and restrict ICE.”
www.nbcnews.com
January 27, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Remember when DHS passed around a secret memo telling agents to disregard the Fourth Amendment?
And as leadership gets swapped in and out, it reveals the spineless nature of the people who are perpetrating this. That revelation isn't just a win for us–it also takes away the resolve and gumption and steel of the occupying storm troopers as well.
Yes, they will "just" bring in someone else. Yup.
And they will spend time doing it. And they will spend resources. And confusion will be layered atop chaos & authority will be undermined & wicked people will fight amongst themselves. And they will be weaker.
And we'll keep pushing. And we'll win.
And they will spend time doing it. And they will spend resources. And confusion will be layered atop chaos & authority will be undermined & wicked people will fight amongst themselves. And they will be weaker.
And we'll keep pushing. And we'll win.
January 27, 2026 at 2:28 AM
And as leadership gets swapped in and out, it reveals the spineless nature of the people who are perpetrating this. That revelation isn't just a win for us–it also takes away the resolve and gumption and steel of the occupying storm troopers as well.
Spielberg is, somehow, supremely underrated. Dawson was right about that guy.
Don’t think we can give enough credit to Steven Spielberg for creating an entire series based on melting, shooting, crushing, decapitating, punching, and incinerating Nazis
whats some good movies that involve a lot of nazis dying
January 27, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Spielberg is, somehow, supremely underrated. Dawson was right about that guy.
I'd be curious (honestly!) to hear what kind of work that they do there that they think is good.
Palantir employees are pressing company leadership over its work for ICE in internal company Slacks obtained by @wired.com
"In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this."
Scoop from @makenakelly.bsky.social
"In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this."
Scoop from @makenakelly.bsky.social
Palantir Defends Work With ICE to Staff Following Killing of Alex Pretti
“In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this,” one worker wrote on Slack.
www.wired.com
January 26, 2026 at 10:48 PM
I'd be curious (honestly!) to hear what kind of work that they do there that they think is good.
An anonymous source said to have knowledge of bovino's mindset stated that bovino was afraid to lost his job so early in the year, as he wasn't sure what he'd do until December when he would "get stuck back on that goddamn shelf until Christmas Day."
sources describe an incident in which a packing bovino was "jumanji-d" inside a toiletry bag for unknown period of time.
Reporting live from Minnesota, Bovino picked up his helmet, fashioned from half a ping pong ball, wound up his motorcycle and cruised away
January 26, 2026 at 10:18 PM
An anonymous source said to have knowledge of bovino's mindset stated that bovino was afraid to lost his job so early in the year, as he wasn't sure what he'd do until December when he would "get stuck back on that goddamn shelf until Christmas Day."
My favorite thing about this song is the immediate impact it has whenever it comes on. You're guaranteed an instant, full-chested sing along with a bunch of other fantastic bastards no matter where you are.
of interest: found, in my photos on my laptop, a pic from the hotel notepad on which I started work on "no children." I mention in the "This Year" book that this began on a boarding pass envelope. once I landed and got into my room I did this. "Derrida" I think refers to thoughts about erasure etc
January 26, 2026 at 7:56 PM
My favorite thing about this song is the immediate impact it has whenever it comes on. You're guaranteed an instant, full-chested sing along with a bunch of other fantastic bastards no matter where you are.
Opinion | Will Rahm Emanuel Finally Eat A Big Ole Bowl Of Dicks And Go Die Away From Me
Rahm Emanuel's “combination of policy talk, moral reflection and candid critiques of recent Democratic fixations is distinctive, and there’s impressive political savvy in what he foregrounds and how he frames it,” argues Frank Bruni.
Opinion | Will Rahm Emanuel Run for President in 2028?
A Democratic insider with an outside chance at the White House
nyti.ms
January 26, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Opinion | Will Rahm Emanuel Finally Eat A Big Ole Bowl Of Dicks And Go Die Away From Me
We are so back
a not insignificant number of people on Threads seem to believe the snow storm was The Government's attempt to refreeze the Leviathan, the world-eating serpent, which was getting loose (to eat the world, I assume)
January 26, 2026 at 6:27 PM
We are so back
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January 25, 2026 at 1:50 PM
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Target Center dunkers wear “ICE OUT” t-shirts
January 26, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Target Center dunkers wear “ICE OUT” t-shirts
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Wolves have a moment of silence for Alex Pretti, after seven seconds of silence several fans yell "FUCK ICE"
January 25, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Wolves have a moment of silence for Alex Pretti, after seven seconds of silence several fans yell "FUCK ICE"
Sounds like 60+ CEOs of Minnesota-based companies are chickenfuckinshit
INBOX: 60+ CEOs of Minnesota-based company call for "an immediate deescalation of tensions and for state, local and federal officials to work together to find real solutions."
No mention of ICE in the letter.
No mention of ICE in the letter.
January 26, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Sounds like 60+ CEOs of Minnesota-based companies are chickenfuckinshit
Now that The Odyssey is about to do the ole pop culture circuit, I wish that I could bet on things like "Mike Huckabee will make a joke along the lines of '8 years away from his wife? Sounds like the movie should have been called The Vacation!'"
The cool thing about my sensibility nemesis Christopher Nolan adapting the Odyssey is that I've come to see the idea of wandering the earth for years lost and totally out of contact with your home culture in a new, more positive light
January 25, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Now that The Odyssey is about to do the ole pop culture circuit, I wish that I could bet on things like "Mike Huckabee will make a joke along the lines of '8 years away from his wife? Sounds like the movie should have been called The Vacation!'"
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