Danforth
@danforth.bsky.social
If we're stuck on this ship and it's sinking
Then we might as well have a parade
Then we might as well have a parade
I, personally, would not ask a large language model what it thought about my very stupid and half-baked idea. I drop that in the group chat with the other idiots to be either regaled or mocked, like a normal person.
How about you just watch the tv show like a normal person?
December 8, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I, personally, would not ask a large language model what it thought about my very stupid and half-baked idea. I drop that in the group chat with the other idiots to be either regaled or mocked, like a normal person.
Reading this makes me yearn for the mines.
“While he watched over FaceTime, I slowly poured liquid Tylenol all over my naked body. I loved him enough to make myself autistic. He wept.”
More Excerpts from Olivia Nuzzi’s American Canto
“Forget the sex; the real scandal here is the crime against language.” — Brian Phillips, The Ringer, on Olivia Nuzzi’s new memoir, American Canto, ...
buff.ly
December 8, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Reading this makes me yearn for the mines.
Somehow this was the least unethical thing that a TX LEO has ever been depicted doing on screen.
December 8, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Somehow this was the least unethical thing that a TX LEO has ever been depicted doing on screen.
My least favorite flavor of lawyer brain is the one that says to folks "you can't read what is plainly written to have the obvious meaning that it conveys because I, an honorable and distinguished attorney, have twisted the meaning to support this other position that makes me money."
The evidence is the text. All you have to do is read the Constitution.
December 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
My least favorite flavor of lawyer brain is the one that says to folks "you can't read what is plainly written to have the obvious meaning that it conveys because I, an honorable and distinguished attorney, have twisted the meaning to support this other position that makes me money."
Outside agitators are back, baybeeeee!
About two dozen members of an out-of-state neo-Nazi group rallied outside Central High on Saturday, unfurling a 1950s segregationist slogan in front of the civil rights landmark. The LRPD issued a citation to the driver of a U-Haul transporting the protesters.
arktimes.com/arkansas-blo...
arktimes.com/arkansas-blo...
Flamboyant neo-Nazi group rallies at Central High, is cited by LR police for traffic violations - Arkansas Times
After rallying at the Arkansas Capitol, the group of masked protesters walked to Central High and unfurled a banner that read “race mixing is communism,” punctuated with two Stars of David.
arktimes.com
December 7, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Outside agitators are back, baybeeeee!
I mean, it's a little funny that the billionaire dream for America seems to be "make it a combo of Fort Smith, Arkansas, in the 1880's and apartheid-era South Africa"
A Palantir billionaire just called for public hangings.
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
Joe Lonsdale Calls For Public Hangings
Silicon Valley radicalization escalates
www.thenerdreich.com
December 7, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I mean, it's a little funny that the billionaire dream for America seems to be "make it a combo of Fort Smith, Arkansas, in the 1880's and apartheid-era South Africa"
This is just gussied up Evangelical-style "men are providers" bullshit. And I can tell you first-hand...it fucks you up tremendously.
December 6, 2025 at 10:10 PM
This is just gussied up Evangelical-style "men are providers" bullshit. And I can tell you first-hand...it fucks you up tremendously.
We love a new cleat day around here
December 5, 2025 at 11:32 PM
We love a new cleat day around here
It's true and it might also give James Carville a heart attack so...win-win.
democrats keep wondering what's their joe rogan. it's the pop girls.
December 5, 2025 at 11:23 PM
It's true and it might also give James Carville a heart attack so...win-win.
That's about it these days, yeah
December 5, 2025 at 11:10 PM
That's about it these days, yeah
What even the French fuck does NeverChaseReality mean, tho
December 5, 2025 at 10:40 PM
What even the French fuck does NeverChaseReality mean, tho
This might be my new food personality.
In personal news, while I may be late to the Elena Ruz sandwich train, I'm sure as hell on board that train now.
December 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
This might be my new food personality.
I've got no beef with it. The clothes fit the man, if you will.
This is the most horrific trophy I’ve ever seen. It looks like a cursed object found in a desert crypt.
December 5, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I've got no beef with it. The clothes fit the man, if you will.
In personal news, while I may be late to the Elena Ruz sandwich train, I'm sure as hell on board that train now.
December 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
In personal news, while I may be late to the Elena Ruz sandwich train, I'm sure as hell on board that train now.
I love the pod @brianphillips.bsky.social but y'all said a lot of words about ✨✨✨ American Canto✨✨✨ when you could have said, simply, "this is why we don't give book deals to Tumblr writers anymore" and moved on to the next thing.
December 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I love the pod @brianphillips.bsky.social but y'all said a lot of words about ✨✨✨ American Canto✨✨✨ when you could have said, simply, "this is why we don't give book deals to Tumblr writers anymore" and moved on to the next thing.
Why is the copy on this post written like it's for a pitch deck and not Twitter randos?
December 5, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Why is the copy on this post written like it's for a pitch deck and not Twitter randos?
The Dennis Law comic is so so good. Always a joy to read a Squires cartoon.
December 5, 2025 at 6:36 AM
The Dennis Law comic is so so good. Always a joy to read a Squires cartoon.
As always, fellas, should women trust you enough to tell you their stories, be ready to hear about your friends, because some of them will be Hegseths.
PSA for the fellas:
Every woman you know has been in a room with a Pete Hegseth (sometimes drunk, sometimes not) who raged at her for not being instantly charmed by, or acquiescent to, him—like Hegseth rages at reporters—and had to do a quick calculation about getting out safely. And a lot didn't.
Every woman you know has been in a room with a Pete Hegseth (sometimes drunk, sometimes not) who raged at her for not being instantly charmed by, or acquiescent to, him—like Hegseth rages at reporters—and had to do a quick calculation about getting out safely. And a lot didn't.
December 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
As always, fellas, should women trust you enough to tell you their stories, be ready to hear about your friends, because some of them will be Hegseths.
Always on her queen shit
December 4, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Always on her queen shit
I'd actually watch the hell out of an OC reboot set in the Star Trek world.
December 4, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I'd actually watch the hell out of an OC reboot set in the Star Trek world.
December 4, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I would also add here that if you think you know what's going on and you do not represent either the State or Mangione in this case, you do not, in fact, know what's going on. You know assertions that have been made publicly at best.
Defense lawyers should absolutely always argue a custodial interrogation is happening if their client is asked questions without Miranda and there is evidence that needs to be suppressed. But there are a lot of factors that define a custodial interrogation.
December 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I would also add here that if you think you know what's going on and you do not represent either the State or Mangione in this case, you do not, in fact, know what's going on. You know assertions that have been made publicly at best.
I honestly assumed this was from @mcsweeneys.net the first time this skeet spurted across my screen.
Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business
Palantir CEO Says Making War Crimes Constitutional Would Be Good for Business
Alex Karp vows to use his "whole influence" on immigration and defense policy.
gizmodo.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I honestly assumed this was from @mcsweeneys.net the first time this skeet spurted across my screen.
Conservative fascists also read and reference Animal Farm & 1984 unironically while listening to Rage Against The Machine. When you're a hammer everything looks like a nail, as they say.
It’s the same reason so many men idolise Don Draper as the epitome of cool rather than an incredibly pathetic and tragic figure - because he has great hair and looks good in a suit
December 4, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Conservative fascists also read and reference Animal Farm & 1984 unironically while listening to Rage Against The Machine. When you're a hammer everything looks like a nail, as they say.
Small thing here, but villianizing someone based solely on who they defended in court is counterproductive and leads to some weird places (i.e. a SCOTUS that kills off the rights of the accused). This judge has a CV chock full of disqualifying stuff, and is wildly anti-consumer. Just say that!
11 Senate Democrats just voted to advance the nomination of a Federal Society judge who used to defend banks and payday lenders:
Durbin
Gallego
Hassan
Hirono
Kaine
Kelly
King
Klobuchar
Reed
Rosen
Whitehouse
Durbin
Gallego
Hassan
Hirono
Kaine
Kelly
King
Klobuchar
Reed
Rosen
Whitehouse
December 4, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Small thing here, but villianizing someone based solely on who they defended in court is counterproductive and leads to some weird places (i.e. a SCOTUS that kills off the rights of the accused). This judge has a CV chock full of disqualifying stuff, and is wildly anti-consumer. Just say that!