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zombarista

@zombarista.io

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sunblock enthusiast. here to post until my blood pressure kills me. web developer. Wyoming. whatever. aka @bradkovach.x.com @bradkovach.twitter.com #Angular / #TypeScript / #WebDeveloper / #SoftwareDevelopment

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zombarista @zombarista.io · 3h

The pet shop boys predicted it on their greatest hits
- Heart (Dick Cheney died)
- Go West (California gerrymandering response)
- New York City Boy (Zohran)
- I Wouldn’t Normally Do This Kind Of Thing (Newsom “acceptance” speech about retaliatory partisan gerrymandering)

zombarista @zombarista.io · 3h

omg so glad to see you posting again

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zombarista @zombarista.io · 3h

u guys what if someone took a remote to an #esports event and turned off all the tvs?

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Zack Bornstein @zackbornstein.bsky.social · 5d

I don’t understand why dating is so hard, all I’m looking for is a new best friend from scratch who I’m willing to die for that must get along with all my family and friends and have comparable ambition and identical values and wild sexual chemistry with me and no else forever

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zombarista @zombarista.io · 3h

Dick Cheney be like youtu.be/wTkfK2g4pKI?...

Pet Shop Boys - Heart

YouTube video by PetShopBoys Parlophone

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zombarista @zombarista.io · 3h

New York City be like open.spotify.com/track/2GRmwh...

New York City Boy - US Radio Edit; 2003 Remaster

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zombarista @zombarista.io · 4h

California be like open.spotify.com/track/5Klo65...

Go West - 2003 Remaster

open.spotify.com

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zombarista @zombarista.io · 2d

The use of whitespace by newspapers is fascinating. Choosing how to spend column-inches is a really unique editorial statement.

Choosing nothing when the page could be filled with ads or pictures or text feels like a canary in a coal mine.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 17d

it is my pleasure to report they are indeed mad as fuck on the other site over being blocked and ignored. keep up the excellent work everyone

Free the World @PatriotVerity
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I joined Bluesky 6 hours ago, have not said anything rude or abrasive, and I'm already blocked by over 58,000 people.

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zombarista @zombarista.io · 17d

@mcuban.bsky.social you’re always great when you’re on Real Time w/ Bill Maher. Bill’s always so engaged when you’re on.

zombarista @zombarista.io · 26d

Part of me feels like Bluesky is implementing censorship (no NSFW content in Florida, Arizona, Texas, Wyoming, due to new “decency” laws) because they want to force the network and protocol to decentralize.

Everyone is enjoying making bsky the new Twitter, but that’s not the long-term goal.

zombarista @zombarista.io · Aug 27

Have any rapid response groups announced a plan for if/when the Supreme Court strikes down same-sex marriage? The only thing I can think to meet the moment is a general-strike.

A country that pulls the rug on one of the most-basic human dignities does not deserve your labor.

zombarista @zombarista.io · Aug 27

the new deal included a massive public works program that put ppl to work. Maybe this is The Orange New Deal

zombarista @zombarista.io · Aug 27

why r we razing the rainforests?

1. cryptocurrency
2. artificial intelligence
3. paper for the pre-nup

zombarista @zombarista.io · Jul 14

If your 10 was damaged during shipping, you may be able to receive compensation or replacement from the carrier 🥰

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Dennis @kioken.bsky.social · Jul 3

iOS 26 users, play a video in the Photos app. Do other things. Does it keep playing? I’ve found I have to pause the video to stop it. It will literally play over any audio.

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zombarista @zombarista.io · Jul 14

This has been happening in photos and media playing in messages. Not sure what the cause is, but beta 3 didn’t fix it so i reported in the feedback app.

zombarista @zombarista.io · Jun 28

ever walk past a house that just used an entire bottle of fabric softener?

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zombarista @zombarista.io · May 9

Have we talked about how #ai is accidentally helping scammers by proofreading and tightening up grammar and phrasing when they generate summaries?

Original text message scam. Riddled with typos and weird grammar

Apple Intelligence summary: no grammar or typographical errors (for a headline).

zombarista @zombarista.io · Apr 28

Sometimes i put my snax in the freezer and they get all chewy and i devour them a lil slower

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zombarista @zombarista.io · Apr 22

lmao your profile banner 🤣 ☠️

zombarista @zombarista.io · Apr 19

Apple DESPERATELY needs to do something to sever (haha—praise keir) their streaming service brand from their hardware ecosystem.

Do you know how many people I
I know that have said they haven’t watched something because they don’t have an iPhone/iPad/Mac? More than a handful.

#AppleTV #Severance

zombarista @zombarista.io · Mar 2

The #AcademyAward for leading actor in a film to get their #hog cranked in a brothel within the first five minutes of a 3.5 hour film will probably go to Adrian Brody. #oscars

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · Feb 26

this is the face of a man who is about to end the bird flu epidemic by eating every infected bird

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Evan Simko-Bednarski @simko-bednarski.bsky.social · Feb 19

Seen in Brooklyn this AM: an egged cybertruck with a bag of dogshit and also unbagged dogshit

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