michael lutz
@ztul.bsky.social
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"warrenisdead". he/him. boston-ish. phd thinking about media and making podcasts for @rangedtouch.bsky.social. writer and narrative designer, working on Project C for @halfmermaid.co inquiries: j.michael.lutz at gmail av by @maximumgraves.bsky.social
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ztul.bsky.social
whether my followers got here from the Dumb Horseshit starter pack, the Annoying Assholes starter pack, the Waste of Time starter pack, the Dogturd Face starter pack, the No Cussing (Non-Christian) starter pack, or the Following Mainly To See When He Dies starter pack, i hope you have a good time!!!
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zaratustra.bsky.social
if wizard of oz was written in 2025 it'd be dorothy using her knowledge of modern farming techniques to powerscale the witch
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spacedrugs.bsky.social
i soda-fired this orc mug and it came out so perfect. i may never make anything this good again #ceramics #orctober
photo of a hand holding a shiny green mug with an orc face. One ear is a handle the inner part of the same mug, glazed with Reitz Green glaze. it is greenish blue
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ztul.bsky.social
it's the sitting siblings
Two cats sitting on a bed
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antlervel.vet
Dreamed last night that Skrillex, an artist I have never listened to and am unsure if he still does stuff, released a CBD drink called Skrelax. “The ultimate in skrelaxation”. Ok
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ztul.bsky.social
People on tiktok keep shrinking their kids. Like in that movie but on purpose
ztul.bsky.social
Eating Cadbury creme eggs in the club
ztul.bsky.social
I'm just like a large language model in that I've read everything on the internet and it's made me effectively useless
ztul.bsky.social
You don't hear much about Jello these days. Has the fifteen minutes of fame ended for this once-ubiquitous dessert treat, or could a renaissance be just around the corner? A special roundtable weighs in for The Atlantic:
ztul.bsky.social
it's beautiful
cdrom.ca
I just came across *the* most Geocities site to ever exist. You want to see this one, I promise. web.archive.org/web/20010722...
Screenshot of a Geocities website: two rotating skulls next to the text ".........EnTer........"
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cdrom.ca
I just came across *the* most Geocities site to ever exist. You want to see this one, I promise. web.archive.org/web/20010722...
Screenshot of a Geocities website: two rotating skulls next to the text ".........EnTer........"
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ztul.bsky.social
ME: thanks to AI, more stepmothers are getting pregnant than ever before
ANCIENT MARINER REPLYING FROM THE DISCOVER TAB: Aye, and so me stepmother pregnant was
When at last we did set sail,
From out the bay and straight away
From verdant hill or dale!

For many nights the winds blew right,
But alas
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wolfpupy.bsky.social
the Treasure Trolls taught us that all you need in life is long beautiful hair and a wish granting gemstone on your belly.
ztul.bsky.social
we have Opinions in this one
rangedtouch.bsky.social
A new JUST KING THINGS bonus ep, available to all our Patreon supporters: we tackle 1994's THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION, the best movie of all time according to IMDb, perhaps because of how immaculately it's made and how confusing its message actually is. www.patreon.com/posts/141116...
ztul.bsky.social
i care so much about JUST KING THINGS and your experience that i came back from paternity leave to read a book that is fine to read but also just deeply odd (apparently the elf language is indeed straight up some version of wingdings)
rangedtouch.bsky.social
The saga of Roland and the Dark Tower is over, but that doesn't mean there's not more to be seen in Mid-World! 2012's A WIND THROUGH THE KEYHOLE has some stuff to say about werewolves, storms, matricidal forgiveness, little trains, and of course, Elf Language rangedtouch.com/2025/10/13/t...
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rangedtouch.bsky.social
A new JUST KING THINGS bonus ep, available to all our Patreon supporters: we tackle 1994's THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION, the best movie of all time according to IMDb, perhaps because of how immaculately it's made and how confusing its message actually is. www.patreon.com/posts/141116...
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icepicklodge.bsky.social
Pathologic 3 launches on January 9, 2026.

A new free demo — an introduction to the full game — is out now on Steam!

We’re also unveiling the first of three trailers, each offering a different perspective on Pathologic 3.

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Pathologic 3: Release Date Announcement
YouTube video by IcePickLodge
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naomielizabeth.bsky.social
Ghoul and goblin awareness
There are ghouls and goblins
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rangedtouch.bsky.social
The saga of Roland and the Dark Tower is over, but that doesn't mean there's not more to be seen in Mid-World! 2012's A WIND THROUGH THE KEYHOLE has some stuff to say about werewolves, storms, matricidal forgiveness, little trains, and of course, Elf Language rangedtouch.com/2025/10/13/t...
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direlog.bsky.social
typically when i arrive in a new location i send out a pulse, an electromagnetic wave that helps me "see" the surroundings. it also helps me locate nearby objects of interest to my mission, like power sources or communication hubs
ztul.bsky.social
And I'm so happy for you both 😍
ztul.bsky.social
Watsonian dril scholars trying to determine precisely how many wives and uncles he had