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This is still unacceptable. There is no reform possible for a culture of lawlessness. You have to rip it up at the root and create a whole new culture.
SCHUMER says Democrats are “united” behind three DHS reforms

1/ End roving patrols; tighten the rules on warrants and require ICE to coordinate with local authorities.

2/ Enforce accountability; a uniform code of conduct.

3/ Require masks off, body cameras on, agents carry ID.
January 28, 2026 at 9:09 PM
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obviously there's a lot I'd love to see in the Tomodachi Direct tomorrow but I'm not looking forward to the discourse if old Shiggy Miggy forgets to put green mode in the game
January 28, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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homesick
January 28, 2026 at 2:53 AM
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January 28, 2026 at 4:26 AM
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In Defense Of Shoving All Your Toys Under The Couch
January 27, 2026 at 7:10 PM
blick sending me twice the amount of clay that i actually ordered and paid for and random extra paper that i also didn't pay for >>>>>>>>>>>>
January 28, 2026 at 12:55 AM
seeing actual health bars in splatoon is kind of crazy ngl. also wild that the hitboxes were like that for as long as they were, all the times i've been sniped in squid form behind the edge of cover all make sense now..
January 27, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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In Ver. 11.0.0 Inklings and Octolings' hitboxes when in squid form and when submerged in ink will be smaller than before and harder to hit.
January 27, 2026 at 2:34 PM
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Ver. 11.0.0 also adds a new visual indicator of how much health a damaged Inkling or Octoling has left.

Use this info to help see which of your allies is in trouble or decide if it's time to push the advantage.
January 27, 2026 at 2:32 PM
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[Splatoon 3]

For a full overview in English of the new Flow Aura mechanic, health bars, and hitbox changes in 11.0.0, refer to Nintendo of Europe's website.

Overview: 🔗 www.nintendo.com

Patch notes: 🔗 www.nintendo.com
January 27, 2026 at 1:18 PM
fingers and toes crossed i don't have to shovel at work today
January 27, 2026 at 3:21 PM
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snowstorm is an awesome excuse to bake (shrimp) bread
January 26, 2026 at 1:01 AM
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Daily bunny no.3211 is forging his own path
January 27, 2026 at 3:19 AM
was thinking of maybe building a little chiikawa in the snow after shoveling this morning but it's all too powdery despite being so heavy and full of sleet :/
January 26, 2026 at 5:45 PM
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Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream - Nintendo Direct announced for January 29th, 6 AM PT
January 26, 2026 at 1:34 PM
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this isn't as fun as some others BUT

if you're sharing your comic for free, someone's gonna complain about something unimportant at some point, the schedule, the style, a color choice etc. and I NEED you to know

that you can tell them to give you a million dollars to do it to their specifications
What advice would you give an aspiring comic creator? - 🦝
January 25, 2026 at 11:29 PM
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January 26, 2026 at 3:31 AM
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more
January 26, 2026 at 3:03 AM
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A new listing on my shop will give an opportunity for people to purchase old and current stock at slashed prices and all proceeds will be donated to Stand with Minnesota relief and mutual aid funds.

Shop opens 1/26.
shop.toripng.com

#merch
January 25, 2026 at 2:06 AM
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January 25, 2026 at 5:23 AM
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If anybody was curious about what makes a pair of characters qualify as "Blowjob Brothers," I put together this handy checklist. Hope this helps!
January 24, 2026 at 8:44 PM
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To delete your TikTok account without agreeing to the new TOS:

1) put your phone in airplane mode
2) open TikTok and go to your profile
3) go to settings and scroll down to delete account
4) turn airplane mode off
5) delete your account

Credit to @ kimsaira on instagram for this
January 24, 2026 at 5:59 AM
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December 16, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.

ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.
January 24, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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I have spent my entire adult life being lectured by Republican politicians and conservative legal movement types about how important it is to preserve the sacred constitutional right to self-defense of *specifically this person* and then secret police murdered him in the street
Minneapolis police chief Brian O'Hara says that the victim was a 37-year-old white man and US citizen with no criminal record and that he was a legally permitted gun owner.
January 24, 2026 at 6:29 PM