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Sunshine

@5un5hin3.bsky.social

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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 3h

You’re evil.

Some of us haven’t gotten squat to eat yet!!!

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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 6h

Heck ya!

Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 6h

Same same same!

Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 22h

I love a good hug!🤗 🤗 🤗

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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 23h

A big squishy hug!

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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 23h

Have another one 🥴

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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 2d

Thank god your parents didn’t want more kids 🥹

Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 2d

My cat didn’t get up to harass me for treats when I got up this morning so I put a blanket on her. She’s calling in sick today

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 2d

Lying in bed warm like a corpse before rigamortus sets in.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 4d

Taking time for a inspirational moment. Okay, I'm done now.

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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 2d

I didn’t know and I’m not even going fact check you, I’m just going to start telling EVERYONE I know!

Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 2d

Sorry if my toothbrush post was insensitive.
I realize some of you don’t have teeth

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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 2d

Welcome to mid-life, you’re excited about your new Sonicare toothbrush

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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 2d

Yes.

😆

Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 2d

I’m not cold… I turned the heat on for my cat

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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 2d

*this

Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 2d

You wouldn’t see it from the right angle anyways would you?

*these seems like a joke you’d make 😂

Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 2d

If you’re so into deep song lyrics tell me what you know of Liquor and Whores

Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 2d

When I use quotation marks I hope you picture me giving you air quotes with the utmost snark

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 4d

Dopamine unto others, as you would have others dopamine unto you.

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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 3d

Ope.
This is exactly why I made sure to go to game 1 😆

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Xavier Horatio Xinicit 🎉 @xinicit.bsky.social · 3d

[Ned Flanders in Pulp Fiction]

I am pre-diddily-iddy far from okily dokey.

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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 3d

Blue Jays baseball is an excellent substitute for the dopamine cortisol rollercoaster of having a man around

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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 4d

I just said “fuck you, dirty ho” and my phone lit up like I activated Siri

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Sunshine @5un5hin3.bsky.social · 5d

Oh, he will be 😂🫶🏼