Aaron Lerner
@aaronclerner.bsky.social
Managing Editor @ theshortfuse.sbnation.com (Arsenal). Also Caps, sports, gaming, and random musings.
MD native. Speak up for and protect those who cannot do so themselves.
My rescue dog Gunner is much cuter than me.
You may know me as Nefarius. He/him
MD native. Speak up for and protect those who cannot do so themselves.
My rescue dog Gunner is much cuter than me.
You may know me as Nefarius. He/him
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Aaron Lerner
@aaronclerner.bsky.social
· Aug 11
Arsenal alt codes for the 25-26 season:
Viktor Gyökeres - ALT + 0246
Christian Nørgaard - ALT + 0248
Martin Ødegaard - ALT + 0216
Viktor Gyökeres - ALT + 0246
Christian Nørgaard - ALT + 0248
Martin Ødegaard - ALT + 0216
lol why did fulham even bother showing up
February 11, 2026 at 8:14 PM
lol why did fulham even bother showing up
I think Jim Ratcliffe should put his money where his (racist) mouth is:
If he has such a problem with immigrants, buy and play only British footballers at Manchester United.
If he has such a problem with immigrants, buy and play only British footballers at Manchester United.
February 11, 2026 at 6:01 PM
I think Jim Ratcliffe should put his money where his (racist) mouth is:
If he has such a problem with immigrants, buy and play only British footballers at Manchester United.
If he has such a problem with immigrants, buy and play only British footballers at Manchester United.
It’s 40 degrees in DC this morning. It hasn’t been above freezing for the morning dog walk in, like, three weeks.
February 11, 2026 at 12:56 PM
It’s 40 degrees in DC this morning. It hasn’t been above freezing for the morning dog walk in, like, three weeks.
Threw some stuff in the washer and got some laundry detergent on my hands.
Went upstairs to rinse off my hands and put soap on them to clean off the laundry soap.
AMA.
Went upstairs to rinse off my hands and put soap on them to clean off the laundry soap.
AMA.
February 10, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Threw some stuff in the washer and got some laundry detergent on my hands.
Went upstairs to rinse off my hands and put soap on them to clean off the laundry soap.
AMA.
Went upstairs to rinse off my hands and put soap on them to clean off the laundry soap.
AMA.
Worst Super Bowl commercials that I can remember.
February 9, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Worst Super Bowl commercials that I can remember.
Obligatory “hand the trophy to the players first, not the owners,” post.
February 9, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Obligatory “hand the trophy to the players first, not the owners,” post.
My headline is that we are one Super Bowl closer to SB69.
February 9, 2026 at 3:34 AM
My headline is that we are one Super Bowl closer to SB69.
That’s it. Give the punter the MVP.
February 9, 2026 at 3:19 AM
That’s it. Give the punter the MVP.
Give the MVP to the Seahawks kicker or punter, please.
February 9, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Give the MVP to the Seahawks kicker or punter, please.
Meal Diamond Hellman’s was excellent. IIRC they had a good one last year, too.
February 9, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Meal Diamond Hellman’s was excellent. IIRC they had a good one last year, too.
This fucking rules.
If you are against this, I am against you.
If you are against this, I am against you.
#BadBunny's performers continued to dance and party outside the stadium after the #SuperBowl #HalftimeShow
February 9, 2026 at 2:35 AM
This fucking rules.
If you are against this, I am against you.
If you are against this, I am against you.
Mr. Beast is totally dead inside. There is no light behind his eyes. It is terrifying and inhuman.
February 9, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Mr. Beast is totally dead inside. There is no light behind his eyes. It is terrifying and inhuman.
I really want to see the Patriots get bageled in the Super Bowl.
February 9, 2026 at 2:28 AM
I really want to see the Patriots get bageled in the Super Bowl.
So glad my tax dollars are going towards propaganda ads during the Super Bowl.
February 9, 2026 at 2:24 AM
So glad my tax dollars are going towards propaganda ads during the Super Bowl.
That fumble is game.
February 9, 2026 at 2:20 AM
That fumble is game.
I’ve watched this football game dozens of times in, like, early November and immediately forgot everything about it each time.
February 9, 2026 at 2:17 AM
I’ve watched this football game dozens of times in, like, early November and immediately forgot everything about it each time.
Ring shares data with Flock. The government uses Flock to surveil and harass people all over the country.
Fuck Ring.
Fuck Ring.
February 9, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Ring shares data with Flock. The government uses Flock to surveil and harass people all over the country.
Fuck Ring.
Fuck Ring.
Cowardly call to punt here, right?
February 9, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Cowardly call to punt here, right?
I hope they don’t score any touchdowns in the Super Bowl.
February 9, 2026 at 1:53 AM
I hope they don’t score any touchdowns in the Super Bowl.
Our country could be so awesome if we didn’t have so many jackasses here trying to drag us down into the muck.
February 9, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Our country could be so awesome if we didn’t have so many jackasses here trying to drag us down into the muck.
The only way that halftime show gets better is if we find out it happened during the performance.
February 9, 2026 at 1:47 AM
The only way that halftime show gets better is if we find out it happened during the performance.
Wait, was that Liam?!
February 9, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Wait, was that Liam?!
NBC shouldn’t haven taken money for a pro-ICE ad.
As in, don’t fucking run it. Under any circumstance.
As in, don’t fucking run it. Under any circumstance.
February 9, 2026 at 1:41 AM
NBC shouldn’t haven taken money for a pro-ICE ad.
As in, don’t fucking run it. Under any circumstance.
As in, don’t fucking run it. Under any circumstance.
I hope they all had a bad time. I hope “together, we are america” makes them so mad.
February 9, 2026 at 1:39 AM
I hope they all had a bad time. I hope “together, we are america” makes them so mad.
In case you forgot (but how could you) Mike Tyson sucks.
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
In case you forgot (but how could you) Mike Tyson sucks.