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my morning mood courtesy of Paul Reubens
a store front with a sign that says pet shop
ALT: a store front with a sign that says pet shop
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the wittiest reply I’ll ever come up with
it’s like the opposite of what @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social does
it’s like the opposite of what @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social does
This may be the highest game rating I’ve ever gotten
January 30, 2026 at 10:09 PM
This may be the highest game rating I’ve ever gotten
Nice?
January 30, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Nice?
Five jobs I’ve had:
Tinker
Tailor
Soldier
Spy
Der
Tinker
Tailor
Soldier
Spy
Der
Five jobs I’ve had:
Major
Clown
Bagpiper
Ballerina
Tramp
Major
Clown
Bagpiper
Ballerina
Tramp
Five jobs I've had:
Butcher
Baker
Candlestick Maker
Joker
Smoker
(Bonus) Midnight Toker
Butcher
Baker
Candlestick Maker
Joker
Smoker
(Bonus) Midnight Toker
January 29, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Five jobs I’ve had:
Tinker
Tailor
Soldier
Spy
Der
Tinker
Tailor
Soldier
Spy
Der
Saw this in the wild today 😈
January 29, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Saw this in the wild today 😈
4 episodes into Wonder Man and really enjoying it
January 28, 2026 at 4:20 AM
4 episodes into Wonder Man and really enjoying it
Boooooooo
January 24, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Boooooooo
It’s not an authentic Trader Joe’s unless it’s from the “no one knows how to park” region
January 23, 2026 at 4:14 PM
It’s not an authentic Trader Joe’s unless it’s from the “no one knows how to park” region
Sadly the crossword would not take this
January 23, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Sadly the crossword would not take this
Nah, I didn’t need that sidewalk
January 23, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Nah, I didn’t need that sidewalk
The two worst experiences of my week:
2. Buying something at Walmart
1. Returning something at Walmart
2. Buying something at Walmart
1. Returning something at Walmart
January 22, 2026 at 10:39 PM
The two worst experiences of my week:
2. Buying something at Walmart
1. Returning something at Walmart
2. Buying something at Walmart
1. Returning something at Walmart
Loved Delroy Lindo since Malcom X! Give this man his flowers. 🙂
the entire timeline has spoken with one voice. and they're saying "Delroy Lindo"
January 22, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Loved Delroy Lindo since Malcom X! Give this man his flowers. 🙂
Taps sign
“Time for us to align with China” - what I literally heard 2 young Germans say in Europe last week when talking about US politics.
January 20, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Taps sign
Today’s look:
Dress shirt
Sweatpants
Crocs
Dress shirt
Sweatpants
Crocs
January 19, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Today’s look:
Dress shirt
Sweatpants
Crocs
Dress shirt
Sweatpants
Crocs
In retrospect it was probably not a good idea to stay up late binging Season 1 of Hijack when I had a slew of meetings to lead this morning.
It was a great idea! Really enjoyed the show. 🙂
It was a great idea! Really enjoyed the show. 🙂
January 19, 2026 at 3:58 PM
In retrospect it was probably not a good idea to stay up late binging Season 1 of Hijack when I had a slew of meetings to lead this morning.
It was a great idea! Really enjoyed the show. 🙂
It was a great idea! Really enjoyed the show. 🙂
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They’ve been a great partner to help me help raise money for hundreds and thousands of people in need,,, but if you don’t stand for something ya fall for anything.
January 17, 2026 at 6:01 PM
They’ve been a great partner to help me help raise money for hundreds and thousands of people in need,,, but if you don’t stand for something ya fall for anything.
School Dean: You paint those wounded soldiers so we can use them for teaching?
Charles Bell: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
School Dean: what
Charles Bell: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
School Dean: what
The Battle of Corunna took place #OTD in 1809. Civilian surgeon Charles Bell volunteered to treat wounded soldiers returning to Britain. He later created these artworks which he used for teaching. Some of these artworks can be seen in our Wohl Pathology Museum.
January 16, 2026 at 12:27 PM
School Dean: You paint those wounded soldiers so we can use them for teaching?
Charles Bell: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
School Dean: what
Charles Bell: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
School Dean: what
I don’t think they cancel the election - now that they have (some) voter data, they refuse to seat elected Ds from the states for which they have data by claiming the voters in the elected Ds districts were fake / fraudulent
the question to ask about this is, okay, he wants to cancel the midterms. how does he get the VA state board of elections to cancel the midterms? how does he get the georgia board of elections to do it? how does he convince republican house members to quit their jobs and give up their paychecks?
Trump says a lot of deranged shit, but, per this Reuters article — and the threats of invoking the Insurrection Act in Minnesota this morning — he is very clearly exploring how to cancel the midterms.
www.reuters.com/world/us/fiv...
www.reuters.com/world/us/fiv...
January 15, 2026 at 7:31 PM
I don’t think they cancel the election - now that they have (some) voter data, they refuse to seat elected Ds from the states for which they have data by claiming the voters in the elected Ds districts were fake / fraudulent
got new prescription sunglasses today and had to politely explain to the optician why I did not want the wraparound Oakleys that she picked out for me
January 14, 2026 at 11:22 PM
got new prescription sunglasses today and had to politely explain to the optician why I did not want the wraparound Oakleys that she picked out for me
saw a car run a red light in front of a cop right after that same cop ran a red light
January 14, 2026 at 10:01 PM
saw a car run a red light in front of a cop right after that same cop ran a red light
Bought something at CVS yesterday while unshaven. Got 5 coupons for razors on my receipt. 🤔
January 14, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Bought something at CVS yesterday while unshaven. Got 5 coupons for razors on my receipt. 🤔
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Department of Homeland Security is now the state sanctioned human trafficking and terrorism arm of the American white nationalist movement.
January 13, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Department of Homeland Security is now the state sanctioned human trafficking and terrorism arm of the American white nationalist movement.
Got my shingles vaccine last week
January 13, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Got my shingles vaccine last week
Hmm I wonder if two or more of these are bots 🤔
January 12, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Hmm I wonder if two or more of these are bots 🤔
that’s what Tim Horton looked like 👀
Miles Gilbert "Tim" Horton was born on Jan. 12, 1930 in Cochrane, Ontario.
Named for his grandfathers Miles and Gilbert, his mother called him Tim, which was the name he preferred to use. The family moved through his life to Duparquet, Quebec and Sudbury.
🧵 2/12
Named for his grandfathers Miles and Gilbert, his mother called him Tim, which was the name he preferred to use. The family moved through his life to Duparquet, Quebec and Sudbury.
🧵 2/12
January 12, 2026 at 2:19 PM
that’s what Tim Horton looked like 👀
I have a Katy Perry song stuck in my head but don’t want to listen to it on a streaming service because every time you play a Katy Perry song she kills another nun
January 10, 2026 at 8:46 PM
I have a Katy Perry song stuck in my head but don’t want to listen to it on a streaming service because every time you play a Katy Perry song she kills another nun