absinthe makes the heart grow fonder
@absintheofcolor.bsky.social
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my morning mood courtesy of Paul Reubens
a store front with a sign that says pet shop
ALT: a store front with a sign that says pet shop
media.tenor.com
the wittiest reply I’ll ever come up with
it’s like the opposite of what @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social does
it’s like the opposite of what @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social does
Switched to Tidal this year and mostly went old school
December 3, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Switched to Tidal this year and mostly went old school
TIL Welcome to Derry is not a spinoff of Derry Girls
December 2, 2025 at 6:23 AM
TIL Welcome to Derry is not a spinoff of Derry Girls
Went to see @rianjohnson.bsky.social ‘s Wake Up Dead Man yesterday and really enjoyed it!
It was great seeing it in a communal setting and hearing a whole theatre laughing (and reacting to the few jump scares 🤣)
The story and characters are engaging and it’s worth a rewatch!
It was great seeing it in a communal setting and hearing a whole theatre laughing (and reacting to the few jump scares 🤣)
The story and characters are engaging and it’s worth a rewatch!
November 30, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Went to see @rianjohnson.bsky.social ‘s Wake Up Dead Man yesterday and really enjoyed it!
It was great seeing it in a communal setting and hearing a whole theatre laughing (and reacting to the few jump scares 🤣)
The story and characters are engaging and it’s worth a rewatch!
It was great seeing it in a communal setting and hearing a whole theatre laughing (and reacting to the few jump scares 🤣)
The story and characters are engaging and it’s worth a rewatch!
@profanity.accountant how am I doing
November 29, 2025 at 7:33 PM
@profanity.accountant how am I doing
What is that which gives me joy? Baseball.
November 29, 2025 at 1:36 PM
What is that which gives me joy? Baseball.
next time I’m in Houston will need to go to the museum just to recreate the move from the :18 mark
Still recovering from your post holiday food coma? 🍗 Walk it off at HMNS. Explore amazing exhibits, stretch your mind, and stroll our football field sized Paleo Hall. Come explore, learn, and feel human again. The perfect mix of movement and mind fuel is waiting for you. 💪🧠
November 29, 2025 at 2:57 AM
next time I’m in Houston will need to go to the museum just to recreate the move from the :18 mark
Real words that Spelling Bee won’t take even though it built a whole puzzle around “pettifog”
November 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Real words that Spelling Bee won’t take even though it built a whole puzzle around “pettifog”
why you don’t give up (at chess)
November 27, 2025 at 11:04 PM
why you don’t give up (at chess)
Working on joining the #Swoletariat - been going to the gym for a little over 2 months and have already added 4% of my weight in muscle
Proud disciple of the @karenattiah.bsky.social school of Don’t Let the Fascists be Stronger than You.
November 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Working on joining the #Swoletariat - been going to the gym for a little over 2 months and have already added 4% of my weight in muscle
I’ve never enjoyed watching Rory Kinnear. Maybe it’s just the characters he plays but I wince every time I see him in something.
It was fine seeing him as a foil in The Diplomat. Until I had to see his bare ass! No! No!!
It was fine seeing him as a foil in The Diplomat. Until I had to see his bare ass! No! No!!
November 26, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I’ve never enjoyed watching Rory Kinnear. Maybe it’s just the characters he plays but I wince every time I see him in something.
It was fine seeing him as a foil in The Diplomat. Until I had to see his bare ass! No! No!!
It was fine seeing him as a foil in The Diplomat. Until I had to see his bare ass! No! No!!
I have been asleep for 10 of the last 18 hours and it has been glorious
November 24, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I have been asleep for 10 of the last 18 hours and it has been glorious
🎶 she came from Greece she had a thirst for knowledge 🎶
November 23, 2025 at 5:10 AM
🎶 she came from Greece she had a thirst for knowledge 🎶
side note on Nvidia: Jensen Huang never met a black leather jacket he didn’t like
November 19, 2025 at 11:18 PM
side note on Nvidia: Jensen Huang never met a black leather jacket he didn’t like
Today is the 40th anniversary of Elmo AND Calvin & Hobbes?
[November 18th, 1985] In the Season 17 premiere of Sesame Street, Episode 2096, the adults on Sesame Street finally meet Mr. Snuffleupagus and realize he is real, not imaginary.
Elmo is also introduced as a new character.
Elmo is also introduced as a new character.
November 19, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Today is the 40th anniversary of Elmo AND Calvin & Hobbes?
view from my office
November 18, 2025 at 5:52 PM
view from my office
Wife: I need you to buy some eggs. Any kind.
Me: how about hummingbird eggs?
Wife: they need to be decent sized or they will mess up my recipe
Me: so ostrich eggs
Wife: but not too expensive
Me: so no Fabergé eggs
Wife: did you hear anything I said?
Me: did you hear anything I said?
Me: how about hummingbird eggs?
Wife: they need to be decent sized or they will mess up my recipe
Me: so ostrich eggs
Wife: but not too expensive
Me: so no Fabergé eggs
Wife: did you hear anything I said?
Me: did you hear anything I said?
November 16, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Wife: I need you to buy some eggs. Any kind.
Me: how about hummingbird eggs?
Wife: they need to be decent sized or they will mess up my recipe
Me: so ostrich eggs
Wife: but not too expensive
Me: so no Fabergé eggs
Wife: did you hear anything I said?
Me: did you hear anything I said?
Me: how about hummingbird eggs?
Wife: they need to be decent sized or they will mess up my recipe
Me: so ostrich eggs
Wife: but not too expensive
Me: so no Fabergé eggs
Wife: did you hear anything I said?
Me: did you hear anything I said?
So I watched Frankenstein and feel like they modeled the ship captain after this guy
November 15, 2025 at 1:22 AM
So I watched Frankenstein and feel like they modeled the ship captain after this guy
Caught up on the latest episodes of Physical: Asia and have to say they really shortchanged Philippines by putting Pacquiao on the squad, especially considering how well the alternate performed.
Started watching Physical: Asia and the first quest is…a land war in Asia.
November 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Caught up on the latest episodes of Physical: Asia and have to say they really shortchanged Philippines by putting Pacquiao on the squad, especially considering how well the alternate performed.
Seeing a lot of this guy today
November 13, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Seeing a lot of this guy today
The beatings will continue until morale improves
Sean Duffy threatens "action" against air traffic controllers who didn't come to work during the shutdown: "I'm concerned about their patriotism."
November 12, 2025 at 1:23 AM
The beatings will continue until morale improves
Tonight was a Netflix night for us - Diplomat and Crème Diplomat (GBBO)
November 5, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Tonight was a Netflix night for us - Diplomat and Crème Diplomat (GBBO)
Son of a
my new favorite baseball team is ANYONE BUT THE DODGERS
November 2, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Son of a
November 1, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Started watching Physical: Asia and the first quest is…a land war in Asia.
October 31, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Started watching Physical: Asia and the first quest is…a land war in Asia.