Adam J.
@adamj.bsky.social
Man, it’s a hot one. Like seven inches from the midday sun. Well I hear you whispering the words that melt everyone, but you stay so cold. My munequita, my Spanish Harlem Mona Lisa. You’re my reason for reason, the step in my groove. And if you said this l
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Well you'd know with all of the cardiological research you've been doing lately.
November 26, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Well you'd know with all of the cardiological research you've been doing lately.
Right team won. Stirtz is surgical.
Stirgical? Is this anything?
Stirgical? Is this anything?
November 26, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Right team won. Stirtz is surgical.
Stirgical? Is this anything?
Stirgical? Is this anything?
"Acrisure" sounds like the law firm you call if you want your divorce to be as messy as possible
November 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
"Acrisure" sounds like the law firm you call if you want your divorce to be as messy as possible
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Pie variety is less a determinant of pie quality than who cooks the pie
November 25, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Pie variety is less a determinant of pie quality than who cooks the pie
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November 25, 2025 at 4:45 AM
At this point they’re just daring me to commit identity fraud.
November 25, 2025 at 4:43 AM
At this point they’re just daring me to commit identity fraud.
For the woman you hate most in your life: the butt mushroom cloud yoga pants
November 24, 2025 at 2:50 PM
For the woman you hate most in your life: the butt mushroom cloud yoga pants
Peppermint marshmallow fluff and salted dark chocolate gracing tonight’s cocoa.
Extremely recommend both.
Extremely recommend both.
November 24, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Peppermint marshmallow fluff and salted dark chocolate gracing tonight’s cocoa.
Extremely recommend both.
Extremely recommend both.
Who’s the ding-dong who called it “phone sex” and not
November 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Who’s the ding-dong who called it “phone sex” and not
Blessed day confirmed
Currently playing at Hamburg Inn No. 2…”Smooth” by Carlos Santana ft. Rob Thomas @adamj.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Blessed day confirmed
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Is there any other way to enter disrepair than falling?
November 23, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Is there any other way to enter disrepair than falling?
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I can’t put into words what Mark Gronowski means to me as a SDSU alum and a lifelong Iowa fan. Been a fun five years rooting for that guy.
November 23, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I can’t put into words what Mark Gronowski means to me as a SDSU alum and a lifelong Iowa fan. Been a fun five years rooting for that guy.
I don't know what you want Brian Allen to do instead.
November 22, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I don't know what you want Brian Allen to do instead.
@911 @newpope
Thank you @jessicasmetana.bsky.social for this important screengrab
November 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
@911 @newpope
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Kaden made 8 guys miss on that TD. That first juke was the sort of filth you used to need a special cable box for.
November 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Kaden made 8 guys miss on that TD. That first juke was the sort of filth you used to need a special cable box for.
Oh my sweet god Kaden Wetjen
November 22, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Oh my sweet god Kaden Wetjen
Pregame edibles not working out great for Iowa so far.
November 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Pregame edibles not working out great for Iowa so far.
Ball is out but he's touching it while out of bounds. Nothing else matters.
November 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Ball is out but he's touching it while out of bounds. Nothing else matters.
Milivojevic was great in the Fifth Element.
November 22, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Milivojevic was great in the Fifth Element.
Wrigley Field hasn't seen a mid-off like Minnesota-Northwestern since... well, Iowa-Northwestern.
November 22, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Wrigley Field hasn't seen a mid-off like Minnesota-Northwestern since... well, Iowa-Northwestern.