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Adri
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Adri @adriofthedead.bsky.social · Aug 21
me after three weeks of being away from xwitter
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Gorey Cask of Amontilladoing @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 16h
5 ways YOU can use the torment nexus to maximize your workflow
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Adri @adriofthedead.bsky.social · 9h
when I see someone spell "segue" as "segway"
a man in a red shirt is standing in front of a blue couch in a living room
ALT: a man in a red shirt is standing in front of a blue couch in a living room
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Clipping @clppng.bsky.social · 14h
When I was a kid the vice president misspelled a word and it effectively ended his political career
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 19h
Trump: "Drug prices are going to be going down 100%, 400%, 600%, 1,000% in some cases."
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Adri @adriofthedead.bsky.social · 13h
should

i buy

a tourbox…?

I feel like having one would make me more likely to actually use procreate
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 1d
We are the sons of the Hamburger you couldn't Help
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Adri @adriofthedead.bsky.social · 18h
SAY CHOWDAH
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Adri @adriofthedead.bsky.social · 18h
And I always think “Eeugh, I’ll have the crab juice” whenever I see a Mountain Dew
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Adri @adriofthedead.bsky.social · 18h
“Sex cauldron?! I thought they shut that place down!”
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Willow @rockshrimp.bsky.social · 9d
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.
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Adri @adriofthedead.bsky.social · 19h
filling my kitchen with spong and smeg
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Dave Bulmer @demontomatodave.bsky.social · 19h
I already thought these looked like cool little guys before I saw what their name is
I think they're garlic grinders or something, but they affix to the table and you turn a handle to either rotate a drum in the front or grind whatever's in a sort of basin they've got - which means they all have wide bases, thin forward-leaning necks and robot heads with different kinds of mouth. The name for all of these is given as "SPONG"
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The CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 20h
He got canceled, came back to make a movie that got canceled because Bill Murray was being a massive creep on set, and THEN ruined his ACTUAL big comeback with beloved actors Seth Rogen, Keanu Reeves, and Keke Palmer to do a quick set for Saudi Arabia. he’s addicted to fucking up
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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 2d
It felt like Aziz Nasari was mostly free of his MeToo rep but then he does Riyadh it's so funny it's like he got used to be being cancelled and couldn't live without it like Brooks on the outside in Shawshank Redemption lol
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Adri @adriofthedead.bsky.social · 20h
yeah if it’s not AI then it’s definitely traced lol
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Adri @adriofthedead.bsky.social · 20h
ewwwwww
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Adri @adriofthedead.bsky.social · 21h
if I see someone wearing this at a con I’m gonna assume they’re a cop
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Spazzy 📎 @ACFI @spazzy.bsky.social · 22h
There are more that are so obvious
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 22h
is it not weird that every day there’s a new video of anonymous masked men having the time of their lives beating/shooting/disappearing people and the dem response from the top down is “republicans want to double your health insurance premiums”
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Adri @adriofthedead.bsky.social · 21h
I see what looks like maybe Falvie’s art there too
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Adri @adriofthedead.bsky.social · 21h
the second one looks cribbed from @mooz.bsky.social (I’d recognize that style of ear fluff from a mile away)
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🌈✨ Mex says DOOK!!! 🌈✨ @ibolt07.bsky.social · 4d
hol up SPENCER'S SELLS FURRY SHIT?!??!?
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✪ Jonathan H. Gray: “Professor of Halloweenery” ✪ @jongraywb.bsky.social · Sep 29
Last week, one of my students said that she was compelled by law to draw pretty girls and she calls that “Yuri Duty” and the kids are all right.
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Scott Frerichs @kaiserneko.bsky.social · 23h
Young furries, do not buy this repulsive slop

Support actual furry artists if you want silly furry merch, they're out there and they're happy to oblige, and you won't be feeding a machine looking to capitalize on your subculture

Corporate shitposting needed to be smothered in the crib, istg
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Spazzy 📎 @ACFI @spazzy.bsky.social · 1d
Between this and the Spirit Halloween masks, it's amusing but also the nightmare of furry going mainstream. 💀
Gross furry shirts at Spencer's. s: @R0rek (X)
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Joe Rosales @joeartguy.bsky.social · 3d
At my university computer lab when the networked printer would not work for any reason, the last resort was the Happy Printer Dance. This was on the resolution checklist, and was an actual dance the techs were taught. I saw them do it twice “to make the printer happy again.” It worked both times.
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neongrey @neongrey.bsky.social · 4d
all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.
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Kenny Goblins @kennylogins.bsky.social · May 18
ceej @ceej.online Wes Anderson is doing a twee dollhouse cutaway of my house while I'm down in the corner fighting through a bought of diarrhea so violent it's drowning out Simon & Garfunkel June 12, 2024 at 10:32 PM
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Kenny Goblins @kennylogins.bsky.social · May 21
lan Boudreau @iboudreau.bsky.social People think country music is bad, and it's usually because they're listening to the wrong kind. You know you're listening to the good kind if you are hearing one of three types of song: 1) Here is the story of a guy who got shot 2) This is why I'm in jail 3) You would not believe how hungover I am October 28, 2024 at 1:00 AM
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earth wind and spiders @yuzupool.bsky.social · 4d
its a great time for growing into the person you needed to be around most when you were younger
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essencesimmone.blacksky.app @essencesimmone.blacksky.app · 8d
Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 23h
a friend of mine in antifa told me that antifa's headquarters is SHEIN and if the company fell the whole network would fall
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Adri @adriofthedead.bsky.social · 1d
Very Normal People are, once again, having a Very Normal Reaction to April O’Neil being black
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Magic: The Gathering @magic.wizards.com · 1d
The turtle bros can take on almost anything but fights are easier with help from a friend. #MTGxTMNT
This image depicts the card "April O'Neil, Hacktivist". Three mana, one blue. Legendary Creature - Human Scientist. Rare Rarity. Card art: This illustration shows a black woman with full natural shoulder length hair. The woman is surrounded by glowing screens and has her hands poised to type on a laptop as she looks over her shoulder past the viewer. In a shadow along the wall is a silhouette of a person having opened a door to find this scene happening. Rules text: At the beginning of your end step, draw a card for each card type among spells you've cast this turn. Power one/toughness five This image depicts the card "Casey Jones, Jury-Rig Justicar". One mana, one red. Legendary Creature - Human Berserker. Uncommon Rarity. Card art: This illustration shows a man wearing dark jeans, a leather jacket and a full face hockey mask swinging a hockey stick with deadly force in a fight against the group of ninjas surrounding him. One of his opponent ninjas is knocked out a window, flying into the night sky to a city below. Rules text: Haste. When Casey Jones enters, look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal an artifact card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest ont he bottom of your library in a random order. Power two/toughness one. This image depicts a full art illustration of a humanoid rat. He sits peacefully with his legs crossed on a mat, eyes closed and inhaling the wafting scent from the tea cup he holds in his hands. Around him, remains of robots who dared attempt to interrupt the master's quiet time. Along the bottom of the image reads: "Splinter, Hamato Yoshi" art by April Prime
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ceej @ceej.online · 1d
damn. hoping it at least signifies something
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 1d
It is a tale
Told by an idiot
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