Age Garton
@agegarton.bsky.social
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HR specialist, aspiring writer, politically centrist but proudly woke AF. British & European (I want my EU passport back! #Rejoin) 🇬🇧🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ Posts are my own views - I’m representing no one but myself here :) (I don’t respond to DMs)
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agegarton.bsky.social
We’re all farmers.
agegarton.bsky.social
You know what they say…..

“Once you go orange, you never go back”.

Or something like that.
agegarton.bsky.social
Indeed.

Thanks to “true brits” like Johnson and Farage, with their flexible honesty, their “if it’s good for my bank balance it must be good for you” attitude, and their ability to dodge ethics as equally as they dodge jail time.

What a time to be alive!! 😂
agegarton.bsky.social
Whether anybody likes it or not, China is the future.

The UK and EU would do better to make friends and influence from the inner circle, not stand to one side and throw rocks.

The US is on its own.
agegarton.bsky.social
I’m sure this was all part of an oven-ready deal……🤨🤔
agegarton.bsky.social
It’s like you have to have your brain washed of the word “irony” to become a Republican these days!!
agegarton.bsky.social
Piers is a tiny little dick. There’s a reason he’s playing around on internet TV with no viewers.

He’s the epitome of “I’ll say & do anything to elicit clicks and views”. Total wanker. I’m just sorry he’s British.
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atrupar.com
Pritzker: "If the Constitution means anything -- and I guess we all are questioning that right now -- the Insurrection Act cannot be invoked ... they just want troops on the ground because they want to militarize especially blue cities in blue states."
agegarton.bsky.social
What they want - and I cannot say this loudly enough - is to:-

‼️ PREVENT PEOPLE FROM TURNING OUT TO VOTE IN THE MIDTERMS ‼️

Wake the fuck up people.
agegarton.bsky.social
Obviously you just don’t understand the genius of Donald’s 4D Chess.

It was it 5D checkers…..?

Oh hell maybe it was 7D monopoly……

Ok yeah he’s just batshit crazy 😂
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zackpolanski.bsky.social
Maybe there's something in this Nigel Farage and Nathan Gill Russian bribes story....
Lots of stories about Nathan Gill and Russian bribes.
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mrsbettybowers.bsky.social
This sadly demented man doesn't realize *he* was president on Jan 6, 2021. Get him in an assisted living facility ASAP.
agegarton.bsky.social
Insurrection!!!

😂😂😂
agegarton.bsky.social
Reads more accurately if you replace “foreign leader” with “family handlers”

😉
agegarton.bsky.social
The real reason for international trade and tariff chaos.

This has been going on since the start of the Orange Turd’s presidency. The chaos he’s sowing over there is purely to distract you from the gold farm he’s running over here.
agegarton.bsky.social
What he said.

Can the rest hurry up.
brendanmay.bsky.social
Absolutely superb effort by all those who voted for this, many of whom are now dead.
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thetnholler.bsky.social
The cruelty is the point
joshuaeakle.com
In Chicago, four vehicles descended and eight ICE agents moved in to kidnap a child.

She screams, “I’m 15,” as ICE yanks her from the car and kneels on her neck.

This is not about immigration enforcement.

It's about terrorizing Americans.
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realtexaspaul.com
Mock them! Priceless. Keep em coming!!! Point out their hypocrisy and low character. Ridicule and laugh at MAGA for supporting it. This is the way.
agegarton.bsky.social
A conscience would seem like a lavish luxury for people who have betrayed their country and their people for nothing but a hand up the greasy pole.

And when I say betrayed, I mean naked children zip tied in the night betrayed, not voted poorly betrayed.
agegarton.bsky.social
That gammon-faced little fucker should be behind bars.

At best.
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bladeofthes.bsky.social
31-year-old David Noutch, white British has been charged with racially aggravated assault, threatening with a bladed article in a public place and assault by beating.

It was a White man attacking Non-White people.

Where is the apology from this hateful racist?
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