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Agnes Bear
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A strange internet Behr it accepts any and all pronouns, you can't get this wrong don't worry
The first thing you have to understand about bears is that they can't fucking spell or type and that they might curse a bit too much
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I keep hearing that we need to keep making art even bad art

so here's my stab at a spooky story

I now know how to turn an audio file into a video file. I hope you enjoy still image of green bed curtain with green light shining on it.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rcnu...
Through - a short story
YouTube video by Bear O'clock
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Self-ID for left handed to be ended.

Will now require a ten year wait and the opinion of three psychologists.

Firstline treatments to include breaking all the fingers on the left hand with a mallet.

NHS to offer sinister hand amputation to persistent cases.

Move praised by charity Right Matters
December 4, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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🚨 NEW: We’ve dug into the people behind the far-right research unit we exposed last month, and the picture is grim.

This follow-up uncovers the extreme histories of the individuals building a database of progressives across the UK.

hopenothate.org.uk/2025/12/04/r...
REVEALED: The Figures Behind The Far Right’s New Research Unit  – HOPE not hate
HOPE not hate shines a light on the figures behind a new far-right research unit that has progressive activists in its sights Warning: This blog...
hopenothate.org.uk
December 4, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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“I think we’ve got enough hawthorn berries for the jam now, what’s next?”
“Cheese! All the cheese!”

Mouse is hoping for a home with someone who also buys ALL the cheese for Christmas.
Badger says they’ll bring hawthorns for jam to their new home
December 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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So very much, universe. Please.
All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences
December 3, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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chat is it good that my Sec Def is talking about me like he’s already at The Hague
December 3, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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🚨 Albums of 2025 🚨
My annual blog is here
oldindiekid.blogspot.com/2025/12/albu...
Albums of 2025
Old Indie Kid presents his Albums of The Year 2025
oldindiekid.blogspot.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Anyone buying books from us this week is getting festive recycled packaging, instead of regular recycled packaging 🎄
December 2, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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If you teach on undergraduate history courses, please spread the word. Small sums can often make a huge difference.
Are you studying for a BA or taught Masters and need financial help to research a dissertation with a labour history theme? Check out our #bursary scheme…
sslh.org.uk/bursaries-gr...
December 2, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Artic Fox loves to sneak away for a bit of peace and quiet with a slice of Yule log or two.
Fox is looking for someone who likes to sit in the kitchen with the dogs at Yule to share his Yule log with. Or if you like a party, he’s happy to scoff it all! www.celestineandthehare.com/new-collecti...
December 2, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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First outing of 2026 for Chopped Liver & Unions is a return to @lanterntheatreb.bsky.social where the show sold out in 2024.
December 2, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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an honest press would turn the public against the GCs in a week just by describing what they do and say accurately
December 2, 2025 at 6:56 PM
You’ve just died.

Sixth picture in your photo gallery is what killed you.

oh dear
December 2, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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December 1, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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"Here's Why Watery Gruel Is The New Diet Fad"

"Your Landlord Is Protecting You From Irresponsible Spending; That's Worth A Tip"

"Yes, That Subscription Is A Shameful Waste Of Money, & It's Your American Duty To Be Wasteful & Ashamed"

"Ten Fun Ways To Make Your Own Bread & Circuses With Cardboard"
Well this is right up there with "tech hoarding" and "people are not dining out enough"
December 1, 2025 at 5:23 PM
may I interest you in sparkly juice o'clock
December 1, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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It feels like there's never a floor on US propaganda. When I was little I believed it was the best place. Then a flawed but good place. Then a redeemable place. Now I'm like... It's the center of so much of the contemporary world's evil. And somehow I still learn things about how it's worse.
November 30, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Berlin, then.

Neues Museum has a lot of "oh, these things just popped into our museum, lol" followed by a photo of a 19th C German lady wearing jewels from Troy, followed by "and then the Soviet Army STOLE things from us"
a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open and a surprised look on his face .
Alt: a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open and a surprised look on his face .
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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It's the most wonderful time of the year.
Yes, everyone, it's time for another Very Theory Xmas. We're here until early January with Terry Eagleton's chocolate orange, shameless theory puns, and of course #LastZizekIGaveYouTheReal. Rejoice!
November 30, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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If you’re looking to grab a *rare* Unbound copy of ‘Be Guid tae yer Mammy’, I’ve now listed them on Vinted!

I’ve got 25 copies that are signed so I’m listing them first. £10.15 including UK postage.

I can only list them one at a time, but I have A LOT!

www.vinted.co.uk/items/767429...
November 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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oh they gave me a blue check now I can say how I REALLY feel!!! trans rights free Palestine housing is a human right universal health care for all six hour day for eight hours pay mandatory minimum wage raises that track to rent & cost of living protect the oceans & the rivers and bring back Jujubes
November 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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this is your friendly holiday season reminder that if the idea of spending time with your family fills you with dread, you don’t have to keep doing it.

shared genes do not entitle anyone to your time, energy, or loyalty, and the holidays do not need to be a nightmare season.
November 30, 2025 at 7:30 AM