Rizzo the Rat as Himself
@aksea08.bsky.social
📍 SEA
Mostly here for the books and the boners (the butts, too).
My biological clock is tickin’. Like. This.
Mostly here for the books and the boners (the butts, too).
My biological clock is tickin’. Like. This.
The crowd at every Seattle gay bar on any given night
December 13, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The crowd at every Seattle gay bar on any given night
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*Muppet Christmas Carol playing on the tv when I take his d*ck out of my mouth* “So this song was actually cut from the theatrical release of the movie.”
December 13, 2025 at 8:23 PM
*Muppet Christmas Carol playing on the tv when I take his d*ck out of my mouth* “So this song was actually cut from the theatrical release of the movie.”
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A very good #book year! Had a hard time narrowing down my favorites, but these are my top four of the year. Another year of great, challenging reads!
- North Woods
- Drive Your Plow Over the Bones of the Dead
- Picnic at Hanging Rock
- My Tender Matador
- North Woods
- Drive Your Plow Over the Bones of the Dead
- Picnic at Hanging Rock
- My Tender Matador
December 13, 2025 at 6:08 PM
A very good #book year! Had a hard time narrowing down my favorites, but these are my top four of the year. Another year of great, challenging reads!
- North Woods
- Drive Your Plow Over the Bones of the Dead
- Picnic at Hanging Rock
- My Tender Matador
- North Woods
- Drive Your Plow Over the Bones of the Dead
- Picnic at Hanging Rock
- My Tender Matador
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Deeply upset every time I see the thumbnail image for Claire saffitz’s mortadella cookie recipe
December 9, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Deeply upset every time I see the thumbnail image for Claire saffitz’s mortadella cookie recipe
A very good #book year! Had a hard time narrowing down my favorites, but these are my top four of the year. Another year of great, challenging reads!
- North Woods
- Drive Your Plow Over the Bones of the Dead
- Picnic at Hanging Rock
- My Tender Matador
- North Woods
- Drive Your Plow Over the Bones of the Dead
- Picnic at Hanging Rock
- My Tender Matador
December 13, 2025 at 6:08 PM
A very good #book year! Had a hard time narrowing down my favorites, but these are my top four of the year. Another year of great, challenging reads!
- North Woods
- Drive Your Plow Over the Bones of the Dead
- Picnic at Hanging Rock
- My Tender Matador
- North Woods
- Drive Your Plow Over the Bones of the Dead
- Picnic at Hanging Rock
- My Tender Matador
They can get you in East Hampton for wearing red shoes on a Thursday and all that sort of thing. I don’t know if you know that. I mean, do you know that?
December 13, 2025 at 2:23 AM
They can get you in East Hampton for wearing red shoes on a Thursday and all that sort of thing. I don’t know if you know that. I mean, do you know that?
The Backstreet Boys “Quit Playin Games (With My Heart)” music video
Why are you gay?
December 11, 2025 at 6:55 PM
The Backstreet Boys “Quit Playin Games (With My Heart)” music video
Now that Jen Shah has been released from prison, it’s time for these girlies to do their thing
December 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Now that Jen Shah has been released from prison, it’s time for these girlies to do their thing
Natasha Richardson better be haunting the shitttttt out of him right now
SCOOP: Academy Award-nominee Liam Neeson narrated a recent anti-vaccine documentary that glorifies RFK Jr.’s rise to power.
In the film, Neeson—a UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador—calls the COVID-19 vaccines “dangerous experiments.”
www.importantcontext.news/p/liam-neeso...
In the film, Neeson—a UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador—calls the COVID-19 vaccines “dangerous experiments.”
www.importantcontext.news/p/liam-neeso...
Liam Neeson Narrates Anti-Vax, Pro-RFK Documentary
The Taken actor can be heard calling mRNA COVID vaccines “dangerous experiments.”
www.importantcontext.news
December 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Natasha Richardson better be haunting the shitttttt out of him right now
This is where I’ll be until March
December 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
This is where I’ll be until March
A Christmas Carol but it’s just Scrooge learning to goon and edge from the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Cum.
December 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
A Christmas Carol but it’s just Scrooge learning to goon and edge from the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Cum.
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hot dudes are nice to retail and restaurant workers. pass it on
December 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
hot dudes are nice to retail and restaurant workers. pass it on
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Sorry for horny posting earlier. I was horny.
December 8, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Sorry for horny posting earlier. I was horny.
Hear me out: it’s a Monday morning, buuuut we all just stay in bed??
December 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Hear me out: it’s a Monday morning, buuuut we all just stay in bed??
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All I’m sayin is I wouldn’t kick him out of bed
December 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
All I’m sayin is I wouldn’t kick him out of bed
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a GIF. Hard mode: no Star Wars or trek no Lord of the rings no Marvel and no Disney animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a GIF. Hard mode: no Star Wars or trek no Lord of the rings no Marvel and no Disney animated or Pixar.
All I’m sayin is I wouldn’t kick him out of bed
December 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
All I’m sayin is I wouldn’t kick him out of bed
Did we maybe, just maybe, make the Yuletide *too* gay?
December 7, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Did we maybe, just maybe, make the Yuletide *too* gay?
for the first time in 5 years I might *actually* hit my goal of reading 50 books this year - 3 to go to finish. turns out, not having a job for 3 months actually provided time for hobbies, huh.
December 7, 2025 at 4:19 PM
for the first time in 5 years I might *actually* hit my goal of reading 50 books this year - 3 to go to finish. turns out, not having a job for 3 months actually provided time for hobbies, huh.
Sourdough Sunday 🍞
December 7, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Sourdough Sunday 🍞
Noooo, no I am not horrendously stoned watching old bootlegs of The Color Purple
December 7, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Noooo, no I am not horrendously stoned watching old bootlegs of The Color Purple