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@alaskanoutside.bsky.social
Husband, Father, Union member, and Leftist. Alaskan by birth, Oregonian by choice. Anti-fascist is my default setting.
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"When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks."
-Eugene V. Debs
-Eugene V. Debs
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"You can't say both parties are the same!"
Okay then why in a major election my only two choices were "person who blew Bill Clinton" and "person who blew Bill Clinton?"
Huh?
Okay then why in a major election my only two choices were "person who blew Bill Clinton" and "person who blew Bill Clinton?"
Huh?
November 15, 2025 at 10:00 PM
"You can't say both parties are the same!"
Okay then why in a major election my only two choices were "person who blew Bill Clinton" and "person who blew Bill Clinton?"
Huh?
Okay then why in a major election my only two choices were "person who blew Bill Clinton" and "person who blew Bill Clinton?"
Huh?
Shout out to @jamesstout.bsky.social who was my immediate reply to a coworker argueing that journalists weren't covering the conditions of detained migrants under Biden. Coworker won't bother to look you up, sir, but thank you for your excellent and tireless efforts.
November 11, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Shout out to @jamesstout.bsky.social who was my immediate reply to a coworker argueing that journalists weren't covering the conditions of detained migrants under Biden. Coworker won't bother to look you up, sir, but thank you for your excellent and tireless efforts.
Would've loved a tush push there.
November 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Would've loved a tush push there.
👏You👏do👏not👏have👏to👏talk👏to👏the👏cops!👏
FBI Thugs Are Knocking On Protestors' Doors For Trump
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FBI Thugs Are Knocking On Protestors' Doors For Trump | Crooks and Liars
twp.ai
October 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
👏You👏do👏not👏have👏to👏talk👏to👏the👏cops!👏
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Wemby had NINE blocks tonight.
He was one block shy of a triple-double.
He was one block shy of a triple-double.
October 25, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Wemby had NINE blocks tonight.
He was one block shy of a triple-double.
He was one block shy of a triple-double.
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So they didn’t like the ad. Let’s just post Reagan’s 5 min speech against tariffs as it appears on YouTube.
Over and over. On all platforms (some of y’all are still on X).
*1981 Sherrilyn horrified by 2025 Sherrilyn saying “let’s post Reagan’s speech.”
youtu.be/5t5QK03KXPc
Over and over. On all platforms (some of y’all are still on X).
*1981 Sherrilyn horrified by 2025 Sherrilyn saying “let’s post Reagan’s speech.”
youtu.be/5t5QK03KXPc
President Reagan's Radio Address on Free and Fair Trade on April 25, 1987
YouTube video by Reagan Library
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October 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
So they didn’t like the ad. Let’s just post Reagan’s 5 min speech against tariffs as it appears on YouTube.
Over and over. On all platforms (some of y’all are still on X).
*1981 Sherrilyn horrified by 2025 Sherrilyn saying “let’s post Reagan’s speech.”
youtu.be/5t5QK03KXPc
Over and over. On all platforms (some of y’all are still on X).
*1981 Sherrilyn horrified by 2025 Sherrilyn saying “let’s post Reagan’s speech.”
youtu.be/5t5QK03KXPc
Looks like we're going to find out on Monday if "ICE is setting up for a raid in my neighborhood" is an excusable reason for me to leave work. 100% don't care if it isn't.
October 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Looks like we're going to find out on Monday if "ICE is setting up for a raid in my neighborhood" is an excusable reason for me to leave work. 100% don't care if it isn't.
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The news that the owner of the South Shore raid building knew in advance of the raid, proactively identified non-paying units to federal authorities, and permitted/endorsed the raid fits squarely in the category of information that is essentially expected, but still horrifying.
October 19, 2025 at 6:23 PM
The news that the owner of the South Shore raid building knew in advance of the raid, proactively identified non-paying units to federal authorities, and permitted/endorsed the raid fits squarely in the category of information that is essentially expected, but still horrifying.
Reading this list of No Kings locations like, "Yeah, uh-huh, okay, sure-sure, of course, wait... Healy? Gustavus? Oh shit, Alaska turned out!"
*Yeah, I know, NPS and adjacent workers. If you've been to those towns though you know how they are. Props are due and I'm giving them.
*Yeah, I know, NPS and adjacent workers. If you've been to those towns though you know how they are. Props are due and I'm giving them.
October 19, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Reading this list of No Kings locations like, "Yeah, uh-huh, okay, sure-sure, of course, wait... Healy? Gustavus? Oh shit, Alaska turned out!"
*Yeah, I know, NPS and adjacent workers. If you've been to those towns though you know how they are. Props are due and I'm giving them.
*Yeah, I know, NPS and adjacent workers. If you've been to those towns though you know how they are. Props are due and I'm giving them.
40+K protested peacefully in PDX today. ICE responding with violence tonight feels inevitable. Them kids that do what they've been doing responding to ICE's violence with anti-fascist jams, also inevitable. One side of this confrontation is scared. The other knows which side of history they're on.
The crowd did not disperse, an instead started playing Tubthumping by Chumbawamba — I get knocked down, but I get up again.
Portland ICE facility now.
October 19, 2025 at 4:50 AM
40+K protested peacefully in PDX today. ICE responding with violence tonight feels inevitable. Them kids that do what they've been doing responding to ICE's violence with anti-fascist jams, also inevitable. One side of this confrontation is scared. The other knows which side of history they're on.
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October 19, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Looking through pics from No Kings today and Wife noticed I stopped smiling when we started walking. She appreciated, but was not thrilled, by my response that I was watching for chuds and/or vehicle attacks.
But we're the violent ones.
But we're the violent ones.
October 18, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Looking through pics from No Kings today and Wife noticed I stopped smiling when we started walking. She appreciated, but was not thrilled, by my response that I was watching for chuds and/or vehicle attacks.
But we're the violent ones.
But we're the violent ones.
All the focus is on Portland, but, as you can clearly see in this pic from today's No Kings rally, Gresham is also besieged by violent anti fascist terrorists.
October 18, 2025 at 6:42 PM
All the focus is on Portland, but, as you can clearly see in this pic from today's No Kings rally, Gresham is also besieged by violent anti fascist terrorists.
The long-awaited Gresham Trader Joe's has finally opened. Folks in far East Portland are excited. Not for Two Buck Chuck but for the easing of pressure on the plywood market.
October 11, 2025 at 4:47 PM
The long-awaited Gresham Trader Joe's has finally opened. Folks in far East Portland are excited. Not for Two Buck Chuck but for the easing of pressure on the plywood market.
Wife- Kid Rock is trending.
Me- Did he?
Wife- No, just said some dumb shit.
Me- ...
Wife- Do you want to kn...
Me- Ope.
Me- Did he?
Wife- No, just said some dumb shit.
Me- ...
Wife- Do you want to kn...
Me- Ope.
October 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Wife- Kid Rock is trending.
Me- Did he?
Wife- No, just said some dumb shit.
Me- ...
Wife- Do you want to kn...
Me- Ope.
Me- Did he?
Wife- No, just said some dumb shit.
Me- ...
Wife- Do you want to kn...
Me- Ope.
Oregonians love their Burgerville, and I'm super proud of some of them for Unionizing. But got-damn the location by me sucks ass.
October 5, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Oregonians love their Burgerville, and I'm super proud of some of them for Unionizing. But got-damn the location by me sucks ass.
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Trump did promise to run the government like one of his businesses, so it shouldn't surprise anyone that it shut down again
October 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Trump did promise to run the government like one of his businesses, so it shouldn't surprise anyone that it shut down again
We've all seen Kegsbreath struggle through a pull-up. He really shouldn't be talking about PT tests.
Hegseth: "Today, at my direction, the era of unprofessional appearance is over. No more beardos ... if you don't meet the male-level physical standards for combat positions, cannot pass a PT test or don't want to shave and look professional, it's time for a new position."
October 1, 2025 at 1:12 AM
We've all seen Kegsbreath struggle through a pull-up. He really shouldn't be talking about PT tests.
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my wife finishes buckling my tear gas bandolier and kisses me sadly on the cheek. I hug my children. They don't know if I'll even be coming back to read them a bedtime story on any given day. It's the danger inherent to my job: finding the smallest woman I can and hurling her across a paved road
September 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
my wife finishes buckling my tear gas bandolier and kisses me sadly on the cheek. I hug my children. They don't know if I'll even be coming back to read them a bedtime story on any given day. It's the danger inherent to my job: finding the smallest woman I can and hurling her across a paved road
Everything my 3y/o measures is "30-42-10 long."
my son (3.5) came up to me with a measuring tape and wordlessly took some measurements before telling me “mommy…you’re long”
September 19, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Everything my 3y/o measures is "30-42-10 long."
The same guys, at work, who have been crying all week about political violence re: Nazi Kirk just said they hope Tina Kotek "gets a bullet to the head" because they, mistakenly, think she tried to double the state income tax. MAGA are not serious people, but they are dangerous.
September 19, 2025 at 1:13 PM
The same guys, at work, who have been crying all week about political violence re: Nazi Kirk just said they hope Tina Kotek "gets a bullet to the head" because they, mistakenly, think she tried to double the state income tax. MAGA are not serious people, but they are dangerous.
October 14th, national make a nazi sad day, got it.
Senate passes "National Day of Remembrance for Charlie Kirk," to take place on the slain activist's October 14 birthday
Senate passes "National Day of Remembrance for Charlie Kirk"
The resolution moves to designate October 14th, Kirk's birthday, as the remembrance day.
trib.al
September 19, 2025 at 1:53 AM
October 14th, national make a nazi sad day, got it.
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If you have the means and the job situation to do so, call into work on October 14th. Give them a taste of what a national strike would look like.
September 19, 2025 at 12:57 AM
If you have the means and the job situation to do so, call into work on October 14th. Give them a taste of what a national strike would look like.