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Albert Kirk Jr
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Scriever, Gomerel.

Scriever an Furthsetter o pish watter: a scots zine. A micht dicht ma posts noo an agane.

#ScotsLeid #ScotsLanguage #Scots #ScotsPoetry #ScotsScrievin #Gaidhlig #Independence #Scotland #ScottishIndependence #Music #Zines #ScottishZines
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A'm gaun back intae editin ma nuvel that A feenisht scrievin in 2020. A wrut it in Sudron an syne in 2022 A owerset it intae Scots. Av puntit it aboot tae nae joy, but A'm siccar thare somethin aboot it.

It is 140,000 wirds, sae aiblins cuttin that doon is on the cairds 😀
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Oh god. Is it that time of year already?
This is the only version we sing.
Merry Xmas Everybody by Slade but all the lyrics are 'are you hanging up your stocking on your wall'
November 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Dearie dearie me. Nane richt agane, an weel wrang wi the Arabs Bairns yin. Didnae think the Herts bubble wad pop this week aither.

HAUD ON A MEENIT...A did get yin richt! Scotland 4 Denmark 2. A howp youse aw pit some siller on that yin 😃
HERE THE #FITBASPAEMAN PATTER FOR THE WEEKEN!!!!

Arabs 2 - 1 Bairns
Hibees 3 - 0 Dee
Killie 1 - 1 Well
Teds 2 - 0 Livi
Buddies 1 - 2 Bhoys

Sheep 1 - 2 Jambos
Scotland 4 - 2 Denmark

A'll be back on Sunday tae see hou A got on 😃😃😃😃😃
November 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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As weel as that there’s braw lassies, sleekit scunners, gleg bairns, wabbit grans, douce dugs, gallus chancers, couthie characters, skeely fitba players, ugsome eejits an hulliket boays - in fact the haill jing bang o brither an sister Scots fae Gawston tae Johnny Groats. And aw for £0.99! Dae it!
Richt fowk, stairtin this mornin an for ae week only ye can buy Born in Kyle on Kindle for a bargain price o £0.99! I want hunners o ye tae cheer me up, an read aboot an Ayrshire childhood, thrang wi weans, sumphs, bauchles, nyafffs, brammers & stoaters. Gaun yersel.
www.amazon.co.uk/Born-Kyle-Le...
Born in Kyle: A Love Letter tae an Ayrshire Childhood (Scots Edition)
Born in Kyle: A Love Letter tae an Ayrshire Childhood (Scots Edition) eBook : Kay, Billy: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
www.amazon.co.uk
November 23, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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I want poetry to be as accessible as possible, and I don't believe there should be a financial barrier to art, so I'm offering three pieces for free, forever

1. The Vow, on love
2. Eulogy, on loss
3. My collaboration with Simba, who work with families going through miscarriage or baby loss

💙🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
November 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Richt fowk, stairtin this mornin an for ae week only ye can buy Born in Kyle on Kindle for a bargain price o £0.99! I want hunners o ye tae cheer me up, an read aboot an Ayrshire childhood, thrang wi weans, sumphs, bauchles, nyafffs, brammers & stoaters. Gaun yersel.
www.amazon.co.uk/Born-Kyle-Le...
Born in Kyle: A Love Letter tae an Ayrshire Childhood (Scots Edition)
Born in Kyle: A Love Letter tae an Ayrshire Childhood (Scots Edition) eBook : Kay, Billy: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
www.amazon.co.uk
November 22, 2025 at 10:18 AM
HERE THE #FITBASPAEMAN PATTER FOR THE WEEKEN!!!!

Arabs 2 - 1 Bairns
Hibees 3 - 0 Dee
Killie 1 - 1 Well
Teds 2 - 0 Livi
Buddies 1 - 2 Bhoys

Sheep 1 - 2 Jambos
Scotland 4 - 2 Denmark

A'll be back on Sunday tae see hou A got on 😃😃😃😃😃
November 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Yep
November 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM
This is the best bit. The time afore the tournament, afore we get pumped by Argentina, Algeria an Sooth Korea.

MAK THE MAIST O IT!
#SCODEN
November 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Richt weel A'm kind o prood o this yin. Got baith o the results richt, even gin A didnae get the scores. Gled A backed Scotland an aw. Youse wad hae thocht A wis a daftie gin A'd said fower twa but. An it daes luik like beatin Belarus at hame wis actually no a bad result!

MON EH SCOTS 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
Here ma #FitbaSpaeman patter for the morra's gemms. A ken the Greece Belarus gemm disnae really maiter. A thocht A'd gie it a bash but juist for the sake o it.

BLR 🇧🇾 2 - 2 🇬🇷 GRE
SCO 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 2 - 1 🇩🇰 DEN

AYE! DESPITE US BEIN KEECH THE LAST THREE GEMMS A RECK WE'LL DAE IT! 😁

MON EH SCOTLAND!!!!!
November 18, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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REFERENDUM THE MORRA 😭❤️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
November 18, 2025 at 9:57 PM
A dinnae like sweirin on here but FUCK ME
#SCODEN
November 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
#SCODEN
November 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
😡😡😡
November 18, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Htgghbfyjffryvfyinvh
#SCODEN
November 18, 2025 at 9:27 PM
😡
November 18, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Cannae get a fit on the baw
#SCODEN
November 18, 2025 at 8:31 PM
YA BEEEEAUUUUTY
#SCODEN
November 18, 2025 at 7:51 PM
MON EH SCOTLAND
#SCODEN
November 18, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Here ma #FitbaSpaeman patter for the morra's gemms. A ken the Greece Belarus gemm disnae really maiter. A thocht A'd gie it a bash but juist for the sake o it.

BLR 🇧🇾 2 - 2 🇬🇷 GRE
SCO 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 2 - 1 🇩🇰 DEN

AYE! DESPITE US BEIN KEECH THE LAST THREE GEMMS A RECK WE'LL DAE IT! 😁

MON EH SCOTLAND!!!!!
November 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Weel, a spaein o twa haufs.

The Denmark gemm wis awfy, awfy wrang. The Scotland gemm but wis gey naur richt.

Still kent we'd get bate. A dingyed the gemm efter the third Greek goal, an it's a dammt miracle we can qualify yet fae the tap o the group. Ye maun speir yersel noo: DAE WE WANT TAE????
Here the #FitbaSpaeman patter for the International gemms the day:

🇩🇰 DEN 5 - 0 BLR 🇧🇾
🇬🇷 GRE 3 - 1 SCO 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Aye. We'r gaunnae mak a richt auld dowp o the hale thing.

An dinnae @ me. Ye ken A'm richt.
November 15, 2025 at 11:18 PM
That's me by.

Nae pint qualifyin gin yon's Scotland’s patter.
November 15, 2025 at 9:09 PM
😡
November 15, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Fur fu...
November 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Better noo. Mon Scotland
November 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Better 45 seconds fae Scotland
November 15, 2025 at 8:33 PM