A. Lee Bennett Jr.
@albj.net
I apply powdered dinosaur fossils onto dead trees for a living.
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I could watch Facebook reels of decoy packages left for porch pirates to "enjoy" all day.
November 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I could watch Facebook reels of decoy packages left for porch pirates to "enjoy" all day.
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Yes please.
Steve Bannon: If we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison, myself included.
November 7, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Yes please.
Ugh. I’m kinda wondering if my WiFi router is starting down a path of eventual failure. Lately once or twice a day it just stops providing outside internet. Fiber modem never reports a problem. Router LAN still works. Just no WAN. (1of2)
November 5, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Ugh. I’m kinda wondering if my WiFi router is starting down a path of eventual failure. Lately once or twice a day it just stops providing outside internet. Fiber modem never reports a problem. Router LAN still works. Just no WAN. (1of2)
Dwight Howard was on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune last week. FYI Ryan Seacrest is only 5'7" LOL
November 2, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Dwight Howard was on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune last week. FYI Ryan Seacrest is only 5'7" LOL
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Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
October 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
Since when did Walmart Marketplace become a Hunger Games arena on a Tuesday night?
October 28, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Since when did Walmart Marketplace become a Hunger Games arena on a Tuesday night?
RIP June Lockhart
June Lockhart, beloved mother figure from 'Lassie' and 'Lost In Space,' dies at 100
June Lockhart, beloved for her roles in “Lassie” and “Lost In Space,” has died at 100. She died Thursday of natural causes at her Santa Monica home.
apnews.com
October 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
RIP June Lockhart
Ollie, I am immensely grateful you haven’t taken to chewing up everything in the house, but oh my goodness, quit attacking my fingers you crazy puppy!!!
October 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Ollie, I am immensely grateful you haven’t taken to chewing up everything in the house, but oh my goodness, quit attacking my fingers you crazy puppy!!!
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Six completely accurate ways to divide Florida
October 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Six completely accurate ways to divide Florida
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Cartoon by John Darkow.
October 23, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Cartoon by John Darkow.
Awwww, RIP Patti “Nurse Ogawa” Yasutake.
October 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Awwww, RIP Patti “Nurse Ogawa” Yasutake.
Dear condiment packet makers: it’s edible sauce, not medication. I’ve seen kids open childproof pill bottles they weren’t supposed to be able to open, yet some of the sauce packets I’ve received lately are near impossible to rip.
October 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Dear condiment packet makers: it’s edible sauce, not medication. I’ve seen kids open childproof pill bottles they weren’t supposed to be able to open, yet some of the sauce packets I’ve received lately are near impossible to rip.
I was 17 points shy of the 100 needed for a #TijuanaFlats entree but realized only 80 are required for a burrito bowl which is my common order! #FreeLunch #DeathWishSauce
October 22, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I was 17 points shy of the 100 needed for a #TijuanaFlats entree but realized only 80 are required for a burrito bowl which is my common order! #FreeLunch #DeathWishSauce
Spine crack and workaround
Bluesky's character limit is too short. Information is after the the description in the ALT text.
flic.kr/p/2rAVT81
#print #paper #copy #spine #fold #ink #crack #solution #workaround #TalesFromThePrintShop
Bluesky's character limit is too short. Information is after the the description in the ALT text.
flic.kr/p/2rAVT81
#print #paper #copy #spine #fold #ink #crack #solution #workaround #TalesFromThePrintShop
October 22, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Spine crack and workaround
Bluesky's character limit is too short. Information is after the the description in the ALT text.
flic.kr/p/2rAVT81
#print #paper #copy #spine #fold #ink #crack #solution #workaround #TalesFromThePrintShop
Bluesky's character limit is too short. Information is after the the description in the ALT text.
flic.kr/p/2rAVT81
#print #paper #copy #spine #fold #ink #crack #solution #workaround #TalesFromThePrintShop
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October 18, 2025 at 12:08 PM
You know you are a #grammar / #punctuation nerd when you simultaneously applaud someone correctly using the proper orientation apostrophe in front of the word ’til, but also lament that ’til really shouldn’t be used and it ought to be till.
October 15, 2025 at 5:12 PM
You know you are a #grammar / #punctuation nerd when you simultaneously applaud someone correctly using the proper orientation apostrophe in front of the word ’til, but also lament that ’til really shouldn’t be used and it ought to be till.
POV 1990s: you’re filling boxes with VHS tapes of recorded shows you just know you’ll watch again one day.
POV 2000s: you’re filling boxes with recordable DVDs of shows you just know you’ll watch again one day.
(1of2)
POV 2000s: you’re filling boxes with recordable DVDs of shows you just know you’ll watch again one day.
(1of2)
October 15, 2025 at 10:37 AM
POV 1990s: you’re filling boxes with VHS tapes of recorded shows you just know you’ll watch again one day.
POV 2000s: you’re filling boxes with recordable DVDs of shows you just know you’ll watch again one day.
(1of2)
POV 2000s: you’re filling boxes with recordable DVDs of shows you just know you’ll watch again one day.
(1of2)
♬︎ Keep On Movin
Copying lots of data off a DVD, disc spinning so fast, vibrating the optical drive, the whole thing started traveling across the top of my Mac Studio! (Don’t worry, the tension of the short USB cable kept it from falling off.)
#vibrate #vibration #travel #move
flic.kr/p/2rzmNU2
Copying lots of data off a DVD, disc spinning so fast, vibrating the optical drive, the whole thing started traveling across the top of my Mac Studio! (Don’t worry, the tension of the short USB cable kept it from falling off.)
#vibrate #vibration #travel #move
flic.kr/p/2rzmNU2
October 14, 2025 at 6:26 PM
♬︎ Keep On Movin
Copying lots of data off a DVD, disc spinning so fast, vibrating the optical drive, the whole thing started traveling across the top of my Mac Studio! (Don’t worry, the tension of the short USB cable kept it from falling off.)
#vibrate #vibration #travel #move
flic.kr/p/2rzmNU2
Copying lots of data off a DVD, disc spinning so fast, vibrating the optical drive, the whole thing started traveling across the top of my Mac Studio! (Don’t worry, the tension of the short USB cable kept it from falling off.)
#vibrate #vibration #travel #move
flic.kr/p/2rzmNU2
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I genuinely cannot express how vital it is that you train yourself to recognize AI-generated images and videos for your own good because none of this is going away and many, many people are counting on you to fall for their shit
October 11, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I genuinely cannot express how vital it is that you train yourself to recognize AI-generated images and videos for your own good because none of this is going away and many, many people are counting on you to fall for their shit
RIP Diane Keaton
US actress Diane Keaton dies at 79, People reports
U.S. actress Diane Keaton, famed for roles in "Father of the Bride" and "First Wives Club," has died at the age of 79, People reported on Saturday, citing a family spokesperson.
www.reuters.com
October 11, 2025 at 10:02 PM
RIP Diane Keaton
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“we are telling you right now that we do not intend to honor anything we agree to” is certainly a negotiating position one can take
Q: Rescission are something Dems have said is a reason for a lack of trust. What rescissions are you discussing?
JOHNSON: We have more than $37t in debt. We're doing everything we can to get us back to sound fiscal responsibility. What does that include? A rescission package is part of our process
JOHNSON: We have more than $37t in debt. We're doing everything we can to get us back to sound fiscal responsibility. What does that include? A rescission package is part of our process
October 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
“we are telling you right now that we do not intend to honor anything we agree to” is certainly a negotiating position one can take
Candy corn lemonade
Okay so I’m one of those weirdos who actually enjoy candy corn.
This, however, was…uh…
Jury is still out but I’m leaning on guilty.
#drink #beverage #lemonade #CandyCorn #flavor #HueyMagoos
flic.kr/p/2ry9VCJ
Okay so I’m one of those weirdos who actually enjoy candy corn.
This, however, was…uh…
Jury is still out but I’m leaning on guilty.
#drink #beverage #lemonade #CandyCorn #flavor #HueyMagoos
flic.kr/p/2ry9VCJ
October 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Candy corn lemonade
Okay so I’m one of those weirdos who actually enjoy candy corn.
This, however, was…uh…
Jury is still out but I’m leaning on guilty.
#drink #beverage #lemonade #CandyCorn #flavor #HueyMagoos
flic.kr/p/2ry9VCJ
Okay so I’m one of those weirdos who actually enjoy candy corn.
This, however, was…uh…
Jury is still out but I’m leaning on guilty.
#drink #beverage #lemonade #CandyCorn #flavor #HueyMagoos
flic.kr/p/2ry9VCJ
I’m doing #Inktober #Inktober2025 for the third year in a row. My drawings’ primary home is Flickr. Bluesky and Threads weren’t really so much a thing before this year so Mastodon and Facebook were the only social posts. I added Instagram this year but that’s it. Follow my Flickr album if you like.
Inktober Drawings, October 1–31, 2025
I’m not sure my art skills are vastly better than last year, but this is still too much fun to pass up.
Details at inktober.com
flickr.com
October 4, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I’m doing #Inktober #Inktober2025 for the third year in a row. My drawings’ primary home is Flickr. Bluesky and Threads weren’t really so much a thing before this year so Mastodon and Facebook were the only social posts. I added Instagram this year but that’s it. Follow my Flickr album if you like.