Alese Watson-Johnson
@alesewj.bsky.social
Director of The Folding Chairs Comedy Troupe, PROfessional HEROic WASHing Machine, and an unapologetic chocoholic. Anyone who says you spend too much time in the garden can just grow away.
There are people who aren’t baking a mountain of cornbread tonight, and I am worried about their dressing y’all.
November 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
There are people who aren’t baking a mountain of cornbread tonight, and I am worried about their dressing y’all.
Remember, as a kid, how excited you’d get when the Toys R Us catalog arrived in the mail?
Same feeling here. 🌱
Same feeling here. 🌱
November 21, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Remember, as a kid, how excited you’d get when the Toys R Us catalog arrived in the mail?
Same feeling here. 🌱
Same feeling here. 🌱
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The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
November 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The President of the United States just called for Democratic members of Congress to be executed. "HANG THEM", he posted.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
If you're a person of influence in this country and you haven't picked a side, maybe now would be the time to pick a fucking side.
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TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Took a break from making worm costumes to participate in democracy! Use it or lose it!
November 4, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Took a break from making worm costumes to participate in democracy! Use it or lose it!
While most people are packing away their costumes, I’m finishing up a couple worms just in time for tech week.
If you’re in the D/FW area, love dirty jokes, and hate cancer, come see what the worms and the rest of @thefoldingchairs.bsky.social doing next weekend at The Core Theatre in Richardson!
If you’re in the D/FW area, love dirty jokes, and hate cancer, come see what the worms and the rest of @thefoldingchairs.bsky.social doing next weekend at The Core Theatre in Richardson!
November 2, 2025 at 6:02 PM
While most people are packing away their costumes, I’m finishing up a couple worms just in time for tech week.
If you’re in the D/FW area, love dirty jokes, and hate cancer, come see what the worms and the rest of @thefoldingchairs.bsky.social doing next weekend at The Core Theatre in Richardson!
If you’re in the D/FW area, love dirty jokes, and hate cancer, come see what the worms and the rest of @thefoldingchairs.bsky.social doing next weekend at The Core Theatre in Richardson!
Replacing RING today. Companies that support ICE don’t get my money.
If you have a RING door system, ICE has the right to request that footage and use it against you or your neighbors.
RING is partnering with the Gestapo.
RING is partnering with the Gestapo.
October 30, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Replacing RING today. Companies that support ICE don’t get my money.
And a new sketch from @thefoldingchairs.bsky.social!
We’re not saying that this is the origin story of the game, but we’re not not saying that either.
youtu.be/Eo_CZvTKVlU
We’re not saying that this is the origin story of the game, but we’re not not saying that either.
youtu.be/Eo_CZvTKVlU
Gather The Magicking
YouTube video by Folding Chairs Comedy Troupe
youtu.be
October 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
And a new sketch from @thefoldingchairs.bsky.social!
We’re not saying that this is the origin story of the game, but we’re not not saying that either.
youtu.be/Eo_CZvTKVlU
We’re not saying that this is the origin story of the game, but we’re not not saying that either.
youtu.be/Eo_CZvTKVlU
Getting garlic in the ground today in zone 8b! This variety is a personal fave for its intense flavor. 🌱
October 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Getting garlic in the ground today in zone 8b! This variety is a personal fave for its intense flavor. 🌱
This is the way, y’all.
No Kings in Dallas, just Moms who are tired of this sh*t!
October 19, 2025 at 12:07 AM
This is the way, y’all.
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Shout out to the top 5 kings in the world, Martin Luther, Larry, Don, Stephen and Americans don't have a motherfuckin'.
October 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Shout out to the top 5 kings in the world, Martin Luther, Larry, Don, Stephen and Americans don't have a motherfuckin'.
Morning glory doing its glorious thing in true blue. 💙🌱
October 16, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Morning glory doing its glorious thing in true blue. 💙🌱
November is on the way, which means one thing in my world- our annual F☠️ck Cancer Benefit show!
October 7, 2025 at 5:04 PM
November is on the way, which means one thing in my world- our annual F☠️ck Cancer Benefit show!
Checked my horoscope. It just said “Nope.”
September 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Checked my horoscope. It just said “Nope.”
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What a weird-ass Rapture. Only the Constitution disappeared.
September 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
What a weird-ass Rapture. Only the Constitution disappeared.
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I’m gonna start a cooking show where I make recipes I’ve never tried. I’m gonna call it 30 Minutes My Ass.
September 21, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I’m gonna start a cooking show where I make recipes I’ve never tried. I’m gonna call it 30 Minutes My Ass.
Sometimes you can avoid the problem, and sometimes the problem avoids you! #sketchcomedy
Premature Rejection
YouTube video by Folding Chairs Comedy Troupe
youtu.be
September 10, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Sometimes you can avoid the problem, and sometimes the problem avoids you! #sketchcomedy
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Texas voters, Texas removed 100k voters from the voter rolls. Please spread the word and check your registration and re-register if necessary. thehill.com/homenews/484...
thehill.com
August 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Texas voters, Texas removed 100k voters from the voter rolls. Please spread the word and check your registration and re-register if necessary. thehill.com/homenews/484...
If I had harvested a day or two earlier, I wouldn’t have had to cut it out from between the bars.
Yes- it’s a depressing analogy about how our nation had a chance to choose an intelligent woman instead of a racist dictator.
But here we are; you, me, the cucumber, and the country. 🌱#zone8b
Yes- it’s a depressing analogy about how our nation had a chance to choose an intelligent woman instead of a racist dictator.
But here we are; you, me, the cucumber, and the country. 🌱#zone8b
August 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
If I had harvested a day or two earlier, I wouldn’t have had to cut it out from between the bars.
Yes- it’s a depressing analogy about how our nation had a chance to choose an intelligent woman instead of a racist dictator.
But here we are; you, me, the cucumber, and the country. 🌱#zone8b
Yes- it’s a depressing analogy about how our nation had a chance to choose an intelligent woman instead of a racist dictator.
But here we are; you, me, the cucumber, and the country. 🌱#zone8b
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There’s been an update to Mike’s GoFundMe. Please read, share, and/or donate if you can. ❤️
gofund.me/4004726d
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Donate to Support Mike McFarland's Road to Recovery, organized by Brandon McInnis
As some of you may know, earlier this week Mike McFarland, the English voice… Brandon McInnis needs your support for Support Mike McFarland's Road to Recovery
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August 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
There’s been an update to Mike’s GoFundMe. Please read, share, and/or donate if you can. ❤️
gofund.me/4004726d
gofund.me/4004726d
When I was a kid, I wanted to be a fashion designer. While this is less haute couture and more haute dog, I’m still really happy with how they came out! @thefoldingchairs.bsky.social
August 16, 2025 at 4:34 PM
When I was a kid, I wanted to be a fashion designer. While this is less haute couture and more haute dog, I’m still really happy with how they came out! @thefoldingchairs.bsky.social
I hope there’s a Swedish couple out there who want to adopt me!
In Sweden, every Saturday is effectively a national holiday, called lördagsgodis, which means “Saturday candy.”
How to Eat Candy Like a Swedish Person
Scandinavia, in general, is crazy for candy, but no one eats more than the Swedes.
www.newyorker.com
August 15, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I hope there’s a Swedish couple out there who want to adopt me!
My free time consists of-
🌭Being a comedy troupe means we make some crazy costumes. Enjoy bts of the costume design for our show opening FRIDAY!!
#comedy #bts #costumedesign #hotdog | Folding Chairs Comedy Troupe
🌭Being a comedy troupe means we make some crazy costumes. Enjoy bts of the costume design for our show opening FRIDAY!!
#comedy #bts #costumedesign #hotdog.
www.facebook.com
August 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM
My free time consists of-
If you didn’t know already, @ericvale.bsky.social is a very funny man, and will be funny on stage this weekend at The Core Theatre in Richardson, TX! #EricVale #OnePiece #DBZ #MyHero
August 14, 2025 at 4:09 PM
If you didn’t know already, @ericvale.bsky.social is a very funny man, and will be funny on stage this weekend at The Core Theatre in Richardson, TX! #EricVale #OnePiece #DBZ #MyHero
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We should be rehearsing for our live show next week, but instead we’re making yall more content because we love making yall laugh. So laugh. A lot.
#comedy #sketchy #lol #gordonramsay
#comedy #sketchy #lol #gordonramsay
August 7, 2025 at 5:20 PM
We should be rehearsing for our live show next week, but instead we’re making yall more content because we love making yall laugh. So laugh. A lot.
#comedy #sketchy #lol #gordonramsay
#comedy #sketchy #lol #gordonramsay