Allison
@allifer.bsky.social
Buffalo's second most online baker, nonbinary but NOT nonboring
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wow and I was so excited that motorsports were back... divesting from indycar this season, is there a series that doesn't lick boot atm?
January 30, 2026 at 8:27 PM
wow and I was so excited that motorsports were back... divesting from indycar this season, is there a series that doesn't lick boot atm?
I'm going to chase him around with a shovel
Latest intel: The 5 govt funding bills will pass, & the 6th, the DHS bill, will get a continuing resolution to buy time to negotiate whatever these conditions in ICE are. The fight right now btwn Schumer & the White House is how long that CR will be. The WH wants 3 months; Schumer wants 1-2 weeks.
January 29, 2026 at 10:50 PM
I'm going to chase him around with a shovel
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our coffee is good again for the first time in years... I'll say it! (on bluesky where 5 people will see it)
Meet our new coffee (and coffee maker!) Roasted by Tipico, the Cultivada blend features coffee grown by women in Rwanda operating as members of a co-op... that's our new hot coffee. Cold brew is Convergence, one of their house blends. Come try it!
January 28, 2026 at 10:34 PM
our coffee is good again for the first time in years... I'll say it! (on bluesky where 5 people will see it)
I hope greg bovino falls out of the sardine can tied to the back of the seagull flying him back to California
January 27, 2026 at 1:14 AM
I hope greg bovino falls out of the sardine can tied to the back of the seagull flying him back to California
anecdotally the median age of people yelling the "fuck ICE" part of the chants at the vigil last night was way higher than expected. all ages riled up at this point
January 25, 2026 at 10:38 PM
anecdotally the median age of people yelling the "fuck ICE" part of the chants at the vigil last night was way higher than expected. all ages riled up at this point
didn't set an alarm but my body thoughtfully woke me up at 4:45 so I could crush a round of balatro before getting the bird in the oven I guess
November 27, 2025 at 11:34 AM
didn't set an alarm but my body thoughtfully woke me up at 4:45 so I could crush a round of balatro before getting the bird in the oven I guess
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Winamp Skin: S2 High End
November 16, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Winamp Skin: S2 High End
two of my copies of Gravity's Rainbow
Prompt: if you had to performatively display two books that you wanted the NYT writer profiling you about your career ending scandal to notice, what would they be?
November 15, 2025 at 2:21 PM
two of my copies of Gravity's Rainbow
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LISA: did you forget what today is, you silly old gnome?
DAVID: hmmm... its not my birthday... hey! thats right! *talking insanely fast because Tom Bosley is trying to lip match Spanish animation* today is the day Lisa and I are going to die! We're going to turn into big trees and thats it for us!
DAVID: hmmm... its not my birthday... hey! thats right! *talking insanely fast because Tom Bosley is trying to lip match Spanish animation* today is the day Lisa and I are going to die! We're going to turn into big trees and thats it for us!
November 13, 2025 at 12:27 AM
LISA: did you forget what today is, you silly old gnome?
DAVID: hmmm... its not my birthday... hey! thats right! *talking insanely fast because Tom Bosley is trying to lip match Spanish animation* today is the day Lisa and I are going to die! We're going to turn into big trees and thats it for us!
DAVID: hmmm... its not my birthday... hey! thats right! *talking insanely fast because Tom Bosley is trying to lip match Spanish animation* today is the day Lisa and I are going to die! We're going to turn into big trees and thats it for us!
they're gonna have to dig me up and unwrap all of my cold dead fingers from the bottle
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 13, 2025 at 12:28 AM
they're gonna have to dig me up and unwrap all of my cold dead fingers from the bottle
it won't shock anyone to learn that I'm really enjoying the new mountain goats album about a shipwreck
November 13, 2025 at 12:26 AM
it won't shock anyone to learn that I'm really enjoying the new mountain goats album about a shipwreck
just fondly remembering back when I didn't pay attention to football
November 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
just fondly remembering back when I didn't pay attention to football
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picked apples at Lynoaken. following is a roundup of the esoteric varieties we tried in the historical section of their orchard today
September 28, 2025 at 8:26 PM
picked apples at Lynoaken. following is a roundup of the esoteric varieties we tried in the historical section of their orchard today
you really can't take a bus or train to Asheville from here huh
September 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
you really can't take a bus or train to Asheville from here huh
fuck I'm going to be out of town for the Erie Canal's 200th birthday party
September 22, 2025 at 2:01 AM
fuck I'm going to be out of town for the Erie Canal's 200th birthday party
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love seeing calls to boycott things I already wasnt engaging with due to some combination of laziness & dumb personal tastes
September 19, 2025 at 2:49 AM
love seeing calls to boycott things I already wasnt engaging with due to some combination of laziness & dumb personal tastes
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replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names
August 30, 2025 at 3:34 AM
replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names
morrissey
Here’s a question: who is the artist with politics you disagree strongly with, whose politics *do* (in your view) influence their art, that you still think is talented and whose work you enjoy?
August 10, 2025 at 12:19 AM
morrissey
when i introduced my coworker to Laibach and he started working out to Life is Life
(trying to explain Laibach to my girlfriend) ok so there's like a 2 hour long documentary about them, and Zizek is in it and it's about how they scammed their way into North Korea to play a concert for children. Oh yeah and they sound like complete shit
August 6, 2025 at 10:11 PM
when i introduced my coworker to Laibach and he started working out to Life is Life
have gotten the kids hooked on Bob Ross
August 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
have gotten the kids hooked on Bob Ross
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Serious thought corner: people saying “ai is here whether we like it or not” yeah maybe for your crap life but not for all of us!!
July 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Serious thought corner: people saying “ai is here whether we like it or not” yeah maybe for your crap life but not for all of us!!