Allison Ivy
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Amen. Shabbat shalom.
allisonivy.bsky.social
Kol hakavod! Oh the great content you will bless Bluesky with...
allisonivy.bsky.social
I would follow it. I would find it really hard not to contribute, but I'd follow it.
allisonivy.bsky.social
Edibles. Can't trust them...unfortunately.
miriamanzovin.bsky.social
Shalom, friends! Adam’s love life was in its flop era. 
Would the third time be the charm for our Bachelor? 
Or the ultimate canon event for humanity…and snakes? Welcome to #JewishLoreReactions: Trouble In Paradise Part I 🐍

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Jewish Lore Reactions: Trouble In Paradise Part I
YouTube video by Miriam Anzovin
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miriamanzovin.bsky.social
Chag Sukkot sameach,
May all who need shelter find it, may everyone find peace under the branches, leaves, and stars 🌿🍂✨
allisonivy.bsky.social
It's been less than 24 hours since Yom Kippur ended, and I'm so exhausted by world events that I need Shabbat.

Oh look! Almost time for services! Shabbat shalom!

(And chag Sukkot sameach in advance!)
allisonivy.bsky.social
I...

How has Central not picked up on this, actually? That wouldn't surprise me at all...

Toda raba, Rav!
allisonivy.bsky.social
I cannot believe this happened and I'm only first hearing it now...
allisonivy.bsky.social
Every year since...before I was born...my father has told this joke, like his father before him.
Or something close to it.

That and the 1-iron joke.
allisonivy.bsky.social
I don't know why this made me laugh...but it did.

Gmar tov.
allisonivy.bsky.social
Shouldn't be surprised and yet...here we are...
shammaiintl.bsky.social
Can we not use "rabbi" as a pejorative for being pro-Israel? This isn't the only person doing it, as if they're desperate to prove they think anti-Zionism really is antisemitism.

Anyway, Schumer would never make it as a rabbi. There's no such thing as "expressing concerns for the sake of Heaven"
redrebel.bsky.social
Call him Rabbi Schumer.

His devotion is for Israel, not the U.S. and not We the People!
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thenotoriousrav.bsky.social
I composed this Yizkor memorial prayer,for those of us memorializing those who passed, but also those who endured trauma. Please feel free to share with those who would benefit, or with your own communities and congregations shorturl.at/HYXTf @timesofisrael.com
The Blogs: Yizkor for Those Who Suffered Trauma
From the blog of Arnold D. Samlan at The Times of Israel
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allisonivy.bsky.social
Btw: you don't have to be a vegetarian to think animal sacrifice is wrong. It doesn't make a person hypocritical to eat meat, but not be down with certain types of bbq going on.
allisonivy.bsky.social
"Girl, have you met you?"

I will not be a weak b*tch.

#DafYomi #mood
miriamanzovin.bsky.social
Shalom friends!
TBH, I do not want to talk about a tractate of #talmud all about sacrifices. But if there’s one thing I’ve learned by now, it’s that #DafYomi isn’t for weak b*tches! So tell your doves to look away and welcome to #DafReactions Zevachim 15: Sacrificial Cringe 💀

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Daf Reactions Zevachim 15: Sacrificial Cringe
YouTube video by Miriam Anzovin
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allisonivy.bsky.social
You say to the woman who started her vegetarian journey at age 4, who taught herself (with some help from bana z"l and grandma z"l) to cook by age 9 in an era when being a vegetarian in America was not as easy as it is today.

Hail seitan!
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allisonivy.bsky.social
Pashmina and Sherb are safe. Sorry not sorry Azazel.
miriamanzovin.bsky.social
Shalom Friends!
#YomKippur, the holiest day on the Jewish calendar is almost NIGH. 
In honor of the holiday, and #spookyszn for those who observe, let’s cliff dive into the lore of a dramatic and mysterious ancient ritual. 🐐
Welcome to Scapegoated: #Azazel In the Abyss!

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Scapegoated: Azazel in the Abyss
YouTube video by Miriam Anzovin
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ymandel.bsky.social
OMG this one post just clarified for me the difference between Jewish bringing Moshiach vs xtian stuff.
We work thru Torah Mitzvos acts of goodness and kindness to bring the era of Moshiach. They are just... this:
rosalarian.bsky.social
Some people are desperate for the Rapture as a way to escape the consequences for what they've done to this world. They have a mindset that is permanently stuck in the mode of a guy who knows he's getting fired soon so why not trash the place before you go.