Allison Ivy
@allisonivy.bsky.social
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Shalom, friends!
Lilith has entered the chat — and she’s bringing centuries of mystery with her.
Is she a demon, feminist icon or something far more complex? Explore her many lives and legends in my latest glossary entry for @rebootjewish.bsky.social !🦉🌙
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Lilith has entered the chat — and she’s bringing centuries of mystery with her.
Is she a demon, feminist icon or something far more complex? Explore her many lives and legends in my latest glossary entry for @rebootjewish.bsky.social !🦉🌙
rebooting.com/glossary/lil...
November 19, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Shalom, friends!
Lilith has entered the chat — and she’s bringing centuries of mystery with her.
Is she a demon, feminist icon or something far more complex? Explore her many lives and legends in my latest glossary entry for @rebootjewish.bsky.social !🦉🌙
rebooting.com/glossary/lil...
Lilith has entered the chat — and she’s bringing centuries of mystery with her.
Is she a demon, feminist icon or something far more complex? Explore her many lives and legends in my latest glossary entry for @rebootjewish.bsky.social !🦉🌙
rebooting.com/glossary/lil...
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
(Accurate.)
(Accurate.)
November 18, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
(Accurate.)
(Accurate.)
This is Torah.
This is why my most "scare the hoes" political opinion is: MAGA is avodah zarah.
When I call MAGA/GOP post-truth, this is what I mean. It’s hard for people who value truth to fully grasp.
“But don’t they care about underlying facts? Don’t they worry it’ll come out?”
No, they really don’t. They reject that factual reality matters. Words are just things you say to get something.
“But don’t they care about underlying facts? Don’t they worry it’ll come out?”
No, they really don’t. They reject that factual reality matters. Words are just things you say to get something.
November 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
This is Torah.
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This is the anniversary of Kristallnacht, the pogrom carried out by Germans only 87 years ago, an event that was another step towards the Holocaust. The murder of over 6,000,000 Jews and others that the Nazis deemed undesirable began gradually.
November 10, 2025 at 1:07 PM
This is the anniversary of Kristallnacht, the pogrom carried out by Germans only 87 years ago, an event that was another step towards the Holocaust. The murder of over 6,000,000 Jews and others that the Nazis deemed undesirable began gradually.
In honor of this week's parsha, a song from the deeply missed Debbie Friedman.
Shabbat shalom!
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Shabbat shalom!
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Debbie Friedman Tribute - L'Chi Lach
YouTube video by Larry Schneider
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October 31, 2025 at 4:37 AM
In honor of this week's parsha, a song from the deeply missed Debbie Friedman.
Shabbat shalom!
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Shabbat shalom!
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Shalom, friends,
#Halloween is a time for our darkest stories. Gather ‘round the phone screen and I’ll retell a classic tale of terror from the #Talmud. A cautionary tale about fear, forbidden power, and femicide.
Welcome to The Witches of Ashkelon
#JewishHorrorStories
youtu.be/Z7KMS_jfVbc
#Halloween is a time for our darkest stories. Gather ‘round the phone screen and I’ll retell a classic tale of terror from the #Talmud. A cautionary tale about fear, forbidden power, and femicide.
Welcome to The Witches of Ashkelon
#JewishHorrorStories
youtu.be/Z7KMS_jfVbc
The Witches of Ashkelon
YouTube video by Miriam Anzovin
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October 31, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Shalom, friends,
#Halloween is a time for our darkest stories. Gather ‘round the phone screen and I’ll retell a classic tale of terror from the #Talmud. A cautionary tale about fear, forbidden power, and femicide.
Welcome to The Witches of Ashkelon
#JewishHorrorStories
youtu.be/Z7KMS_jfVbc
#Halloween is a time for our darkest stories. Gather ‘round the phone screen and I’ll retell a classic tale of terror from the #Talmud. A cautionary tale about fear, forbidden power, and femicide.
Welcome to The Witches of Ashkelon
#JewishHorrorStories
youtu.be/Z7KMS_jfVbc
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Hard to find a better illustration of why you should ignore everything before the 'but':
October 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Hard to find a better illustration of why you should ignore everything before the 'but':
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del Toro literally quoting the Talmud
Guillermo del Toro on wealth: "a wealthy man is a man who has enough, not a man that needs more. If you have enough to invite someone for a beer? You're rich. If you have a yacht, planes, islands, and you still need more? You're not rich."
October 27, 2025 at 10:44 AM
del Toro literally quoting the Talmud
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With Shabbat approaching please let me know of people in need of healing energy and I'll include them in the healing prayer recited during Shabbat. Shabbat Shalom youtu.be/QhwWkOshPOA?...
Mi Sheberach - the Prayer for Healing
YouTube video by Temple Emanu-El NYC
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October 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
With Shabbat approaching please let me know of people in need of healing energy and I'll include them in the healing prayer recited during Shabbat. Shabbat Shalom youtu.be/QhwWkOshPOA?...
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Shalom friends!
Inspired by the 7 minute heist of the #Louvre, here is the team of archetypical caper characters I would assemble for the Vatican basement 🕎 rescue.
Except, they’re all from the #talmud! Welcome to The Great Menorah Heist! It’s going down! (Or up?)
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Inspired by the 7 minute heist of the #Louvre, here is the team of archetypical caper characters I would assemble for the Vatican basement 🕎 rescue.
Except, they’re all from the #talmud! Welcome to The Great Menorah Heist! It’s going down! (Or up?)
youtube.com/shorts/qFyRo...
The Great Menorah Heist 🕎
YouTube video by Miriam Anzovin
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October 21, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Shalom friends!
Inspired by the 7 minute heist of the #Louvre, here is the team of archetypical caper characters I would assemble for the Vatican basement 🕎 rescue.
Except, they’re all from the #talmud! Welcome to The Great Menorah Heist! It’s going down! (Or up?)
youtube.com/shorts/qFyRo...
Inspired by the 7 minute heist of the #Louvre, here is the team of archetypical caper characters I would assemble for the Vatican basement 🕎 rescue.
Except, they’re all from the #talmud! Welcome to The Great Menorah Heist! It’s going down! (Or up?)
youtube.com/shorts/qFyRo...
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We need to take notes on the Louvre heist for the Vatican basement menorah heist. They did it in 7 minutes. It’s gematria.
October 20, 2025 at 12:00 PM
We need to take notes on the Louvre heist for the Vatican basement menorah heist. They did it in 7 minutes. It’s gematria.
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The Jewish holiday of Shemini Atzeret includes a prayer for rain, asking that there be rain "for blessing and not curse, for life and not death". May it inspire us towards the actions that will help our climate and environment so that this becomes a reality. Chag Sameach, happy holiday
a cartoon of snoopy holding a red umbrella with the words pray for rain below
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October 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
The Jewish holiday of Shemini Atzeret includes a prayer for rain, asking that there be rain "for blessing and not curse, for life and not death". May it inspire us towards the actions that will help our climate and environment so that this becomes a reality. Chag Sameach, happy holiday
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Well, I did it.
October 9, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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Edibles. Can't trust them...unfortunately.
Shalom, friends! Adam’s love life was in its flop era.
Would the third time be the charm for our Bachelor?
Or the ultimate canon event for humanity…and snakes? Welcome to #JewishLoreReactions: Trouble In Paradise Part I 🐍
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Would the third time be the charm for our Bachelor?
Or the ultimate canon event for humanity…and snakes? Welcome to #JewishLoreReactions: Trouble In Paradise Part I 🐍
youtu.be/MFKXTDVN9uE
Jewish Lore Reactions: Trouble In Paradise Part I
YouTube video by Miriam Anzovin
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October 8, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Edibles. Can't trust them...unfortunately.
Chag Sukkot sameach!
a wooden background with the words happy sukkot written in a circle
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October 6, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Chag Sukkot sameach!
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Chag Sukkot sameach,
May all who need shelter find it, may everyone find peace under the branches, leaves, and stars 🌿🍂✨
May all who need shelter find it, may everyone find peace under the branches, leaves, and stars 🌿🍂✨
October 6, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Chag Sukkot sameach,
May all who need shelter find it, may everyone find peace under the branches, leaves, and stars 🌿🍂✨
May all who need shelter find it, may everyone find peace under the branches, leaves, and stars 🌿🍂✨
Cantor Rachel Goldman - Hashkiveinu (Taubman)
YouTube video by Congregation Beth Yeshurun
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October 3, 2025 at 10:31 PM
It's been less than 24 hours since Yom Kippur ended, and I'm so exhausted by world events that I need Shabbat.
Oh look! Almost time for services! Shabbat shalom!
(And chag Sukkot sameach in advance!)
Oh look! Almost time for services! Shabbat shalom!
(And chag Sukkot sameach in advance!)
October 3, 2025 at 9:38 PM
It's been less than 24 hours since Yom Kippur ended, and I'm so exhausted by world events that I need Shabbat.
Oh look! Almost time for services! Shabbat shalom!
(And chag Sukkot sameach in advance!)
Oh look! Almost time for services! Shabbat shalom!
(And chag Sukkot sameach in advance!)
I cannot believe this happened and I'm only first hearing it now...
Time for the annual posting of Avinu Malkeinu by Phish. Enjoy, even if your synagogue doesn't use beach balls. #yomkippur
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PHISH : Avenu Malkenu : {4K Ultra HD} : Alpine Valley : East Troy, WI : 7/14/2019
YouTube video by shinepigeon
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October 3, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I cannot believe this happened and I'm only first hearing it now...
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If you're Jewish or Jewish adjacent, this will help you over the next few weeks (and beyond) isitajewishholidaytoday.com
IS IT A JEWISH HOLIDAY TODAY?
Find out if it's a Jewish holiday today. The answer may shock you!
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October 1, 2025 at 2:01 PM
If you're Jewish or Jewish adjacent, this will help you over the next few weeks (and beyond) isitajewishholidaytoday.com
Shouldn't be surprised and yet...here we are...
Can we not use "rabbi" as a pejorative for being pro-Israel? This isn't the only person doing it, as if they're desperate to prove they think anti-Zionism really is antisemitism.
Anyway, Schumer would never make it as a rabbi. There's no such thing as "expressing concerns for the sake of Heaven"
Anyway, Schumer would never make it as a rabbi. There's no such thing as "expressing concerns for the sake of Heaven"
Call him Rabbi Schumer.
His devotion is for Israel, not the U.S. and not We the People!
His devotion is for Israel, not the U.S. and not We the People!
September 30, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Shouldn't be surprised and yet...here we are...
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I composed this Yizkor memorial prayer,for those of us memorializing those who passed, but also those who endured trauma. Please feel free to share with those who would benefit, or with your own communities and congregations shorturl.at/HYXTf @timesofisrael.com
The Blogs: Yizkor for Those Who Suffered Trauma
From the blog of Arnold D. Samlan at The Times of Israel
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September 30, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I composed this Yizkor memorial prayer,for those of us memorializing those who passed, but also those who endured trauma. Please feel free to share with those who would benefit, or with your own communities and congregations shorturl.at/HYXTf @timesofisrael.com
Shalom friends!
TBH, I do not want to talk about a tractate of #talmud all about sacrifices. But if there’s one thing I’ve learned by now, it’s that #DafYomi isn’t for weak b*tches! So tell your doves to look away and welcome to #DafReactions Zevachim 15: Sacrificial Cringe 💀
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TBH, I do not want to talk about a tractate of #talmud all about sacrifices. But if there’s one thing I’ve learned by now, it’s that #DafYomi isn’t for weak b*tches! So tell your doves to look away and welcome to #DafReactions Zevachim 15: Sacrificial Cringe 💀
youtu.be/nJHXFelugKM
Daf Reactions Zevachim 15: Sacrificial Cringe
YouTube video by Miriam Anzovin
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September 30, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Pashmina and Sherb are safe. Sorry not sorry Azazel.
Shalom Friends!
#YomKippur, the holiest day on the Jewish calendar is almost NIGH.
In honor of the holiday, and #spookyszn for those who observe, let’s cliff dive into the lore of a dramatic and mysterious ancient ritual. 🐐
Welcome to Scapegoated: #Azazel In the Abyss!
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In honor of the holiday, and #spookyszn for those who observe, let’s cliff dive into the lore of a dramatic and mysterious ancient ritual. 🐐
Welcome to Scapegoated: #Azazel In the Abyss!
youtu.be/iJHQjRxe3PA
Scapegoated: Azazel in the Abyss
YouTube video by Miriam Anzovin
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September 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Pashmina and Sherb are safe. Sorry not sorry Azazel.
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OMG this one post just clarified for me the difference between Jewish bringing Moshiach vs xtian stuff.
We work thru Torah Mitzvos acts of goodness and kindness to bring the era of Moshiach. They are just... this:
We work thru Torah Mitzvos acts of goodness and kindness to bring the era of Moshiach. They are just... this:
Some people are desperate for the Rapture as a way to escape the consequences for what they've done to this world. They have a mindset that is permanently stuck in the mode of a guy who knows he's getting fired soon so why not trash the place before you go.
September 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
OMG this one post just clarified for me the difference between Jewish bringing Moshiach vs xtian stuff.
We work thru Torah Mitzvos acts of goodness and kindness to bring the era of Moshiach. They are just... this:
We work thru Torah Mitzvos acts of goodness and kindness to bring the era of Moshiach. They are just... this: