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I'm into creating universes, smiting people, writing holy books and listening to prayers. They/Them
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New mortal sin just dropped:
mementomorty.bsky.social Memento (new) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · Nov 20
Making my world-famous mac and cheese with raisins for Thanksgiving dinner
November 20, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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a man wearing a sombrero sits in a classroom with his feet up and says i 'll allow it .
ALT: a man wearing a sombrero sits in a classroom with his feet up and says i 'll allow it .
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November 16, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Ask and it shall be given unto you.
October 11, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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You signed an NDA!!!!!1!!
amutepiggy.bsky.social alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · Sep 23
bad news: i'm posting this from heaven and it's an HOA up here
September 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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*Ridiculously small.
September 19, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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Sorry, I meant to put something about this in the Bible.
July 31, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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July 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Thou shalt.
July 17, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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an older man in a brown jacket is standing in front of a tree and saying no .
ALT: an older man in a brown jacket is standing in front of a tree and saying no .
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July 17, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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a woman from schitts creek is holding a piece of paper and says i will handle it
ALT: a woman from schitts creek is holding a piece of paper and says i will handle it
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July 15, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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You know why.
July 15, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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Yes, but when looking at creatures made in My image.
July 13, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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Just fartin’ around.
July 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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I don’t know, but it pleased Me.
July 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Oh.
July 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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It counts!
July 13, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Ever noticed how church services don’t have a Q&A portion?
July 12, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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No.
July 12, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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What We Dune in the Shadows
jfloozie.xyz Floozie 🌼 Rediculopologist @jfloozie.xyz · Jul 9
Dune and Duner
generayburn.com Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · Jul 9
Dune, Where's My Car?
July 10, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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I’ve got good news for everyone who has been praying for the rich to get richer!
July 8, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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www.theamericansaga.com/p/the-telepa...
"The Telepathy Tapes" is Taking America by Storm. But it Has its Roots in Old Autism Controversies.
"The Telepathy Tapes" is a very well-produced podcast. But even the top expert it relies on has her doubts.
www.theamericansaga.com
July 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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www.theamericansaga.com/p/the-telepa...
"The Telepathy Tapes" is Taking America by Storm. But it Has its Roots in Old Autism Controversies.
"The Telepathy Tapes" is a very well-produced podcast. But even the top expert it relies on has her doubts.
www.theamericansaga.com
July 6, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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www.theamericansaga.com/p/the-telepa...
"The Telepathy Tapes" is Taking America by Storm. But it Has its Roots in Old Autism Controversies.
"The Telepathy Tapes" is a very well-produced podcast. But even the top expert it relies on has her doubts.
www.theamericansaga.com
July 6, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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I’ll talk about it with you.
July 6, 2025 at 9:20 PM