maya
@almostmaya.bsky.social
hi it's maya i decided to make a personal account ✌️ IF YOU FOLLOW ME AND I DONT PERSONALLY KNOW YOU I WILL BLOCK YOU IM SORRY
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maya
@almostmaya.bsky.social
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we're getting a new social media person so in an effort to stop checking my Official Accounts™ im making a personal one
wow so i have mixed feelings about this………………….
January 2, 2026 at 8:38 PM
wow so i have mixed feelings about this………………….
[no reposts pls]
when i got somethin tasty
when i got somethin tasty
January 2, 2026 at 8:34 PM
[no reposts pls]
when i got somethin tasty
when i got somethin tasty
hi i’m “if i’d been born as a boy”
idk if that counts as what would have killed me bc technically i would have been aborted and not killed but it’s either that or “falling off a trapeze into the corner of a picnic table” or “hit a freeway median at 70mph on the way to an anime convention”
idk if that counts as what would have killed me bc technically i would have been aborted and not killed but it’s either that or “falling off a trapeze into the corner of a picnic table” or “hit a freeway median at 70mph on the way to an anime convention”
Hi I’m volcanic eruption
Hi, we're two terrorist organisations and a cheese sandwich
January 2, 2026 at 6:57 PM
hi i’m “if i’d been born as a boy”
idk if that counts as what would have killed me bc technically i would have been aborted and not killed but it’s either that or “falling off a trapeze into the corner of a picnic table” or “hit a freeway median at 70mph on the way to an anime convention”
idk if that counts as what would have killed me bc technically i would have been aborted and not killed but it’s either that or “falling off a trapeze into the corner of a picnic table” or “hit a freeway median at 70mph on the way to an anime convention”
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This is your captain speaking, we have now reached our cruising altitude at twenty-meowsand feet 🛩️
June 18, 2025 at 2:49 PM
This is your captain speaking, we have now reached our cruising altitude at twenty-meowsand feet 🛩️
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My furry nun comic 😇 1/4
January 1, 2026 at 11:27 PM
My furry nun comic 😇 1/4
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i already reworked hilda’s main uniform bc the og (1st pic) was too practical and plain (could have maybe been her uniform before she became lor’s PERSONAL maid?)
and i also hate lor’s original armor so i’m reworking that too, giving her practical AND ceremonial armor
i already reworked hilda’s main uniform bc the og (1st pic) was too practical and plain (could have maybe been her uniform before she became lor’s PERSONAL maid?)
and i also hate lor’s original armor so i’m reworking that too, giving her practical AND ceremonial armor
January 2, 2026 at 4:51 PM
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i already reworked hilda’s main uniform bc the og (1st pic) was too practical and plain (could have maybe been her uniform before she became lor’s PERSONAL maid?)
and i also hate lor’s original armor so i’m reworking that too, giving her practical AND ceremonial armor
i already reworked hilda’s main uniform bc the og (1st pic) was too practical and plain (could have maybe been her uniform before she became lor’s PERSONAL maid?)
and i also hate lor’s original armor so i’m reworking that too, giving her practical AND ceremonial armor
haven’t gotten to play any dnd in 3 weeks……….. this should be a crime
January 2, 2026 at 4:44 PM
haven’t gotten to play any dnd in 3 weeks……….. this should be a crime
it was hubris to post art here before priv 😔
January 2, 2026 at 4:06 PM
it was hubris to post art here before priv 😔
just heard the quote “If there is desire in mystery, then surely love is in the understanding” and that is soooooo good
January 2, 2026 at 4:36 AM
just heard the quote “If there is desire in mystery, then surely love is in the understanding” and that is soooooo good
i’ve finally managed to get my ear pain mostly under control (the answer was caffeine and chocolate to supplement my pain meds lmao) but i still can’t hear out of my left ear and it’s still ringing constantly and im still full of mucus
still a win is a win even if it ain’t over yet 😭
still a win is a win even if it ain’t over yet 😭
January 1, 2026 at 10:32 PM
i’ve finally managed to get my ear pain mostly under control (the answer was caffeine and chocolate to supplement my pain meds lmao) but i still can’t hear out of my left ear and it’s still ringing constantly and im still full of mucus
still a win is a win even if it ain’t over yet 😭
still a win is a win even if it ain’t over yet 😭
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Made follow up sketches for this one
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January 1, 2026 at 10:46 AM
Made follow up sketches for this one
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still thinking about how damn beautiful the cg cut scenes in kirby air riders are….
January 1, 2026 at 2:59 AM
still thinking about how damn beautiful the cg cut scenes in kirby air riders are….
day 2 of taking a steroid for my suspected ear infection and this shit is doing less for me than ibuprofen, which i now cant take due to said steroid
December 31, 2025 at 7:53 PM
day 2 of taking a steroid for my suspected ear infection and this shit is doing less for me than ibuprofen, which i now cant take due to said steroid
well i finished the third season. time to wait for the 4th to come out. idk why but i thought the VM series was already completed?? welp. time to wait.
December 31, 2025 at 3:39 AM
well i finished the third season. time to wait for the 4th to come out. idk why but i thought the VM series was already completed?? welp. time to wait.
so i understand WHY they completely changed the fight with raish*n—an invisible dragon is not visually compelling—but im so sad they just pointed right at keyleth feeble minding her and went nah
December 31, 2025 at 3:22 AM
so i understand WHY they completely changed the fight with raish*n—an invisible dragon is not visually compelling—but im so sad they just pointed right at keyleth feeble minding her and went nah
my fav minigame watching the cr cartoons is picking out which characters matt voices
December 31, 2025 at 2:02 AM
my fav minigame watching the cr cartoons is picking out which characters matt voices
i like how they cut out kash’s whole thing with his goddess bc it was too main character energy for a guy who’s only here for a few episodes
December 31, 2025 at 1:21 AM
i like how they cut out kash’s whole thing with his goddess bc it was too main character energy for a guy who’s only here for a few episodes
i’m so glad the vm cartoon agrees with me that anna r*pley is so damn hot
December 31, 2025 at 12:37 AM
i’m so glad the vm cartoon agrees with me that anna r*pley is so damn hot
so it’s looking more and more likely that this is an ear infection 🥲
December 30, 2025 at 10:52 PM
so it’s looking more and more likely that this is an ear infection 🥲
whyyyyy can’t i soft block ppl on bluesky 😭
December 30, 2025 at 4:43 PM
whyyyyy can’t i soft block ppl on bluesky 😭
i love my wife 😭 we had a goofy misunderstanding about something that would help me sleep better while sick and they tried so hard to set things up per their understanding of what i wanted even tho it really confused them (bc they’re misunderstood)
December 30, 2025 at 6:06 AM
i love my wife 😭 we had a goofy misunderstanding about something that would help me sleep better while sick and they tried so hard to set things up per their understanding of what i wanted even tho it really confused them (bc they’re misunderstood)
between watching the m9 cartoon and being too sick to do anything other than read comics and watch tv, i decided to give the VM show another go and i’m glad i did. the first few eps are still rough imo and m9 is way better by far but VM just has so many memories for me
December 30, 2025 at 5:29 AM
between watching the m9 cartoon and being too sick to do anything other than read comics and watch tv, i decided to give the VM show another go and i’m glad i did. the first few eps are still rough imo and m9 is way better by far but VM just has so many memories for me
my left ear has been plugged up for over 24 hours now, and before that was plugged up off and on for a few days, bc of how congested i’ve been and it’s seriously ruining my life rn. the pain is only like a 2-3 most of the time but it’s constant and incessant and i feel like im losing my damn mind
December 29, 2025 at 11:36 AM
my left ear has been plugged up for over 24 hours now, and before that was plugged up off and on for a few days, bc of how congested i’ve been and it’s seriously ruining my life rn. the pain is only like a 2-3 most of the time but it’s constant and incessant and i feel like im losing my damn mind
it’s truly impressive the amount of mucus the human body can make
December 28, 2025 at 4:42 AM
it’s truly impressive the amount of mucus the human body can make