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maya
@almostmaya.bsky.social
hi it's maya i decided to make a personal account ✌️ IF YOU FOLLOW ME AND I DONT PERSONALLY KNOW YOU I WILL BLOCK YOU IM SORRY
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we're getting a new social media person so in an effort to stop checking my Official Accounts™ im making a personal one
wow so i have mixed feelings about this………………….
January 2, 2026 at 8:38 PM
[no reposts pls]

when i got somethin tasty
January 2, 2026 at 8:34 PM
hi i’m “if i’d been born as a boy”

idk if that counts as what would have killed me bc technically i would have been aborted and not killed but it’s either that or “falling off a trapeze into the corner of a picnic table” or “hit a freeway median at 70mph on the way to an anime convention”
Hi I’m volcanic eruption
Hi, we're two terrorist organisations and a cheese sandwich
January 2, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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This is your captain speaking, we have now reached our cruising altitude at twenty-meowsand feet 🛩️
June 18, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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My furry nun comic 😇 1/4
January 1, 2026 at 11:27 PM
[do not repost]

i already reworked hilda’s main uniform bc the og (1st pic) was too practical and plain (could have maybe been her uniform before she became lor’s PERSONAL maid?)

and i also hate lor’s original armor so i’m reworking that too, giving her practical AND ceremonial armor
January 2, 2026 at 4:51 PM
haven’t gotten to play any dnd in 3 weeks……….. this should be a crime
January 2, 2026 at 4:44 PM
it was hubris to post art here before priv 😔
January 2, 2026 at 4:06 PM
just heard the quote “If there is desire in mystery, then surely love is in the understanding” and that is soooooo good
January 2, 2026 at 4:36 AM
i’ve finally managed to get my ear pain mostly under control (the answer was caffeine and chocolate to supplement my pain meds lmao) but i still can’t hear out of my left ear and it’s still ringing constantly and im still full of mucus

still a win is a win even if it ain’t over yet 😭
January 1, 2026 at 10:32 PM
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Made follow up sketches for this one
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January 1, 2026 at 10:46 AM
still thinking about how damn beautiful the cg cut scenes in kirby air riders are….
January 1, 2026 at 2:59 AM
day 2 of taking a steroid for my suspected ear infection and this shit is doing less for me than ibuprofen, which i now cant take due to said steroid
December 31, 2025 at 7:53 PM
well i finished the third season. time to wait for the 4th to come out. idk why but i thought the VM series was already completed?? welp. time to wait.
December 31, 2025 at 3:39 AM
so i understand WHY they completely changed the fight with raish*n—an invisible dragon is not visually compelling—but im so sad they just pointed right at keyleth feeble minding her and went nah
December 31, 2025 at 3:22 AM
my fav minigame watching the cr cartoons is picking out which characters matt voices
December 31, 2025 at 2:02 AM
i like how they cut out kash’s whole thing with his goddess bc it was too main character energy for a guy who’s only here for a few episodes
December 31, 2025 at 1:21 AM
i’m so glad the vm cartoon agrees with me that anna r*pley is so damn hot
December 31, 2025 at 12:37 AM
so it’s looking more and more likely that this is an ear infection 🥲
December 30, 2025 at 10:52 PM
whyyyyy can’t i soft block ppl on bluesky 😭
December 30, 2025 at 4:43 PM
i love my wife 😭 we had a goofy misunderstanding about something that would help me sleep better while sick and they tried so hard to set things up per their understanding of what i wanted even tho it really confused them (bc they’re misunderstood)
December 30, 2025 at 6:06 AM
between watching the m9 cartoon and being too sick to do anything other than read comics and watch tv, i decided to give the VM show another go and i’m glad i did. the first few eps are still rough imo and m9 is way better by far but VM just has so many memories for me
December 30, 2025 at 5:29 AM
little guy update
December 29, 2025 at 11:38 PM
my left ear has been plugged up for over 24 hours now, and before that was plugged up off and on for a few days, bc of how congested i’ve been and it’s seriously ruining my life rn. the pain is only like a 2-3 most of the time but it’s constant and incessant and i feel like im losing my damn mind
December 29, 2025 at 11:36 AM
it’s truly impressive the amount of mucus the human body can make
December 28, 2025 at 4:42 AM