Alpha, Teacup Kaiju
@alphamonster.bsky.social
It/Its || ☉∇ - θ∆ || Livestock Guardian Felkin || Median Plural || Not House-Broken || Middle || EmoPunk || Mid 30s || VRC World Maker ||🔞 NSFW kink likes/reposts ahead! ||
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Please enjoy this local news: “Lehigh County Executive Josh Siegel said he is evicting an Immigration and Customs Enforcement unit from a county-owned building where it has occupied an office for about three years but never paid rent…
“We’re going to deport ICE,” Pinsley said at the news conference”
“We’re going to deport ICE,” Pinsley said at the news conference”
Lehigh County exec says he’s evicting ICE agents from Allentown office, citing 3 years of unpaid rent
Lehigh County Executive Josh Siegel’s announcement to evict the ICE agents came shortly after the county’s financial watchdog revealed the agency owes more than $115,000 in rent.
www.mcall.com
January 20, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Please enjoy this local news: “Lehigh County Executive Josh Siegel said he is evicting an Immigration and Customs Enforcement unit from a county-owned building where it has occupied an office for about three years but never paid rent…
“We’re going to deport ICE,” Pinsley said at the news conference”
“We’re going to deport ICE,” Pinsley said at the news conference”
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January 19, 2026 at 7:37 PM
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January 20, 2026 at 5:37 PM
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January 20, 2026 at 1:30 AM
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January 18, 2026 at 5:33 PM
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In 2020 I first ventured into chonky territory ...
January 20, 2026 at 8:31 PM
In 2020 I first ventured into chonky territory ...
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Supervisor said if they're on the sidewalk then they're allowed to be there. PD is not responding.
January 20, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Supervisor said if they're on the sidewalk then they're allowed to be there. PD is not responding.
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South Side. 3000 Sidney Street. ICE called in and said that an individual outside the compound is photographing the license plates of vehicles as they exit.
January 20, 2026 at 7:58 PM
South Side. 3000 Sidney Street. ICE called in and said that an individual outside the compound is photographing the license plates of vehicles as they exit.
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Being tokupilled means going from "wow these effects are pretty corny" to "this is literally the coolest fucking thing I've ever seen in my life".
January 19, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Being tokupilled means going from "wow these effects are pretty corny" to "this is literally the coolest fucking thing I've ever seen in my life".
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just @ me next time
Today's aesthetic: fic that spends several thousand words establishing Kink World, the world structured entirely around the author's excruciatingly specific kink, does one sex scene in like chapter two, then spends the next thirty chapters interrogating the sociopolitical implications of Kink World.
January 19, 2026 at 11:41 PM
just @ me next time
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"forced into diapers because of OSHA rules" is basically the horniest thing I can think up.
January 20, 2026 at 4:40 AM
"forced into diapers because of OSHA rules" is basically the horniest thing I can think up.
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I wish more cons a very “it/its pronoun ribbons please”?
January 20, 2026 at 6:50 AM
I wish more cons a very “it/its pronoun ribbons please”?
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Monthly reminder that libraries are pretty much the perfect Blockbuster alternative even for video games because hey you can rent that PS5 game and pretty much keep that shit on you for free while renewing the months on it before you beat it.
“I miss blockbuster video” the library has every dvd totally untouched and I never see you there
December 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Monthly reminder that libraries are pretty much the perfect Blockbuster alternative even for video games because hey you can rent that PS5 game and pretty much keep that shit on you for free while renewing the months on it before you beat it.
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Coming soon to a Maryland near you.
January 19, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Coming soon to a Maryland near you.
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Grey ageplay: Your cousin gives you soda in exchange for you not telling mom about all the drugs
January 19, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Grey ageplay: Your cousin gives you soda in exchange for you not telling mom about all the drugs
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professional snuggler, part 1
January 19, 2026 at 3:18 PM
professional snuggler, part 1
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a pinup for @trispibble.bsky.social !
January 19, 2026 at 7:38 PM
a pinup for @trispibble.bsky.social !
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December 20, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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new artwork, too lazy to make clever caption
January 19, 2026 at 9:49 PM
new artwork, too lazy to make clever caption
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It's always good to have a bit of inspiration when dealing with hounds, wouldn't you say, @kallidorarho.bsky.social?
January 19, 2026 at 9:29 PM
It's always good to have a bit of inspiration when dealing with hounds, wouldn't you say, @kallidorarho.bsky.social?