Alberto Florida Man
@alschulman.bsky.social
Retired and leaving the world's problems to the next generations. Hope you do better than we did. Columbus Crew fan. Boynton Beach, FL
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I have concluded we are at the beginning of a four year crossover show between Veep and House Of Cards, and anything I might accidentally see on the news I actively try to ignore is merely a plot twist in this week’s episode. You deal with reality in your way; I’ll deal with it in mine.
Astounding goal by Bayern 🤯
November 26, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Astounding goal by Bayern 🤯
Jimmy Cliff- Many Rivers To Cross
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November 25, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Watching San Diego play Nancyball is kind of poignant.
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Watching San Diego play Nancyball is kind of poignant.
FCC not only losing 4-0 twice in one postseason, but proving they can do it at home and on the road. Impressive.
A complete shut out in Cincinnati as Inter Miami goes on to the eastern conference final beating FC Cincinnati 4 goals.
Messi had involvement in all 4 with 1 goal and 3 assists.
Inter Miami is off to their first conference final.
#MLS #InterMiami #Messi #FCCincinnati
Messi had involvement in all 4 with 1 goal and 3 assists.
Inter Miami is off to their first conference final.
#MLS #InterMiami #Messi #FCCincinnati
November 24, 2025 at 1:23 AM
FCC not only losing 4-0 twice in one postseason, but proving they can do it at home and on the road. Impressive.
Anyone know what the FC Cincinnati tifo is? #mls #allforcincy
November 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Anyone know what the FC Cincinnati tifo is? #mls #allforcincy
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the last 24 hours on X, summed up:
November 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
the last 24 hours on X, summed up:
You know, in a world where the President doesn’t grab women by their genitals, this is the kind of thing that would force a resignation. But… we are talking about Republicans.
I think everyone involved in this needs to be vaccinated multiple times
November 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
You know, in a world where the President doesn’t grab women by their genitals, this is the kind of thing that would force a resignation. But… we are talking about Republicans.
IMO this is almost exactly backwards. These statements are not meant seriously, i.e. the speakers knows the statements are false and ridiculous, but they are absolutely meant to be taken literally by MAGA dupes who will see zero difference between Mamdani and a jihadist.
in total seriousness, this is the context to both understand that comment and trump’s jokey “just say yes” about zohran’s fascist comment. trump 100% believes that there are things you say when cutting a promo that are meant to be taken seriously but not literally
November 22, 2025 at 3:21 PM
IMO this is almost exactly backwards. These statements are not meant seriously, i.e. the speakers knows the statements are false and ridiculous, but they are absolutely meant to be taken literally by MAGA dupes who will see zero difference between Mamdani and a jihadist.
No Broccoli.
So OC in CBus in April, In Miami in August 🥵, Miami in cowtown in September sounds nice, then in Orlando in October again. Definitely going to the Miami and Orlando away games. Anybody feel like making a trick to Atlanta this year? Beginning of April in a dome sounds okay... #Flordecke🐊 #Crew96
November 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
No Broccoli.
Marcy Kaptur keeping unattractive company.
These 20 House Democrats just joined Republicans in voting to fully repeal DC's police reform laws.
Wiping off the books critical laws on use of force, transparency, and preventing violent cops from getting rehired.
They think that they should have more say over DC police than the people of DC.
Wiping off the books critical laws on use of force, transparency, and preventing violent cops from getting rehired.
They think that they should have more say over DC police than the people of DC.
November 20, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Marcy Kaptur keeping unattractive company.
If the DOJ is in charge of releasing the files I would be very interested in the chain of custody of the documents and who has had access.
BREAKING: Trump signs a bill to release files on Jeffrey Epstein, bowing to political pressure after months of resistance.
Trump signs bill to release Jeffrey Epstein case files after fighting it for months
President Donald Trump has signed a bill to release files on convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.
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November 20, 2025 at 1:38 AM
If the DOJ is in charge of releasing the files I would be very interested in the chain of custody of the documents and who has had access.
November 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Listening to the Uruguayan and U.S. national anthems is like Mozart and Salieri. Sorry, we are outclassed.
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m.youtube.com/watch?v=TK3O...
Mozart plays Salieri's Welcome March (Full HD) - Amadeus (1984)
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November 19, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Listening to the Uruguayan and U.S. national anthems is like Mozart and Salieri. Sorry, we are outclassed.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=TK3O...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=TK3O...
November 19, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I’m going to drink there before the changeover 😳
November 18, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I’m going to drink there before the changeover 😳
Well... 1970 (🤯🤯🤯) had a lot of great choices. I'll go with Miles but the Deadhead in me gives Honorable Mention to Workingman's Dead and American Beauty, which both came out that year.
November 17, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Well... 1970 (🤯🤯🤯) had a lot of great choices. I'll go with Miles but the Deadhead in me gives Honorable Mention to Workingman's Dead and American Beauty, which both came out that year.
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The internet is having a field day
November 15, 2025 at 11:59 PM
The internet is having a field day
Northwestern possibly doing #Buckeyes job for them and knowing TTUN out of playoff contention. Leading rusher Jordan Marshall may well be out for the duration based on a first look at his injury and the way he came off.
November 15, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Northwestern possibly doing #Buckeyes job for them and knowing TTUN out of playoff contention. Leading rusher Jordan Marshall may well be out for the duration based on a first look at his injury and the way he came off.
JRR’s 7 goals were 2nd on the team 😐
November 15, 2025 at 4:46 PM
JRR’s 7 goals were 2nd on the team 😐
Un-fn-believable. Yahoo is now advertising their ChatGPT college football picks and it literally just picked every single favorite.
sports.yahoo.com/article/coll...
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College Football Week 12 Picks: ChatGPT Predicts the Winner of Every Big Game Today
Get straight‑up moneyline picks from ChatGPT for every Week 12 NCAAF game featuring AP Top‑25 teams from November 14-15, 2025.
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November 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Un-fn-believable. Yahoo is now advertising their ChatGPT college football picks and it literally just picked every single favorite.
sports.yahoo.com/article/coll...
sports.yahoo.com/article/coll...
Welp, as if a day in Cincitucky wasn’t enough penance after a loss, my 6 PM flight to FLL was on time at 4, delayed until 8:30 at 4:30, and cancelled at 8, at which point I was already in a rental car half an hour south on a lovely 15 hr drive and a brisket sandwich for dinner 🙄
November 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Welp, as if a day in Cincitucky wasn’t enough penance after a loss, my 6 PM flight to FLL was on time at 4, delayed until 8:30 at 4:30, and cancelled at 8, at which point I was already in a rental car half an hour south on a lovely 15 hr drive and a brisket sandwich for dinner 🙄
Welp, next big soccer date is 12/5 and the World Cup draw. Lucky numbers 13, 37, 49, and 86 (my Miami games) 🤞
November 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Welp, next big soccer date is 12/5 and the World Cup draw. Lucky numbers 13, 37, 49, and 86 (my Miami games) 🤞
Looks like my flight in is fine, but I STG if my flight out of Cincinnati gets scrubbed I’m filing a federal lawsuit because that’s cruel and unusual punishment. #crew96 #hellisreal
November 8, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Looks like my flight in is fine, but I STG if my flight out of Cincinnati gets scrubbed I’m filing a federal lawsuit because that’s cruel and unusual punishment. #crew96 #hellisreal
Just get me to HIR and back this weekend and I will stay home for the duration. 🙄
Sean Duffy, the U.S. transportation secretary, announced that if the government shutdown continued, he would cut air traffic by 10% in 40 key markets by Friday. nyti.ms/49D9uM0
November 6, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Just get me to HIR and back this weekend and I will stay home for the duration. 🙄