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Leather wearing, beer drinking, motorcycle riding member of #AltGov
#KilroyWasHere
Pinned
Life is short.
Eat the cake. Buy the tickets. Listen to the same song on repeat. Take a nap. Tell your crush. Be your most authentic self.
Life is short. Grab it by the handlebars and twist the throttle.
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This applies to other safety gear.

Wear a damn helmet and leather gear on a motorcycle. Comas are not sexy.

Bug spray prevents all sorts of nasty things you didn’t even know existed. Trust me. I know. … now.
Get a good pair of work gloves blisters are not a sign of manhood and they hurt
December 7, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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🍆🥔 Day 67

It’s all true: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ross_Ul...

There are two reasons he does this:

1. To make himself seem like not-a-criminal by comparison

2. Bc he can never be prosecuted for this shameless bribery
December 7, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Yo resisters!
Listen up for an #altCitizen #altPride history lesson about Brent Nicholson Earle (b.1951).

In the early AIDS years, long before the internets, before cell phones, before most of you were born, Earle did larger than life things you never heard of to raise awareness and #Pride. #1
June 15, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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The people behind Franklin the Turtle have spoken out against Hegseth's use of the character in his post. I hope they sue him.
December 2, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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The one thing Donald Trump has always and will always be afraid of is the truth. And right now, he’s scared.
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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If one ding-dong uses the R-word and you think it's ok to use the same slur to describe that ding-dong, you're no better than said ding-dong, ding-dong.
I simply cannot with this.
The r-word is a demoralizing slur that should NEVER be used as an insult. Trump did it yesterday and plenty of otherwise tolerant blue accounts jumped on board using it to describe Trump instead.
Take the pledge below to stop using the r-word. It is wholly unacceptable.
Spread the Word
www.specialolympics.org
November 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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I'm thankful that, for the most part, we are still a nation of laws & liberties because of the dedicated men and women who uphold the oaths they swore.
The sacrifices made every day are what keep this nation alive and well.
Wall of Honor | Federal Bureau of Investigation
We will never forget our fallen FBI Family members. These employees are memorialized on this page as well as at FBI Headquarters and field offices across the country so that their ultimate sacrifice w...
www.fbi.gov
November 26, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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these freaks are doing absolutely terrifying stuff on a wholesale basis. probably more horror than anyone will ever really know
ICE deported a woman who owned a home in the US for 30 years. A judge banned ICE from deporting her to Sierra Leone where she had been tortured, so it deported her to Ghana, which kidnapped her and sent her back Sierra Leone anyway. ICE is part of this illegal conspiracy.
November 26, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Trump has RIF'd (fired) thousands of your federal workers. Those who kept your food safe, searched for cures to illness, & checked your weather all while he stuffed his face with burgers and played golf, insulated by tax payer funded security & treated by tax payer healthcare.
November 24, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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This week in FEMA, another unqualified acting Administrator, David Richardson is out after just 6 months, following a deadly flood season and deep workforce cuts. Equally unqualified Chief of Staff Karen Evans is expected to step in as acting on Dec 1. #FEMA

www.politico.com/new...
1/6
Acting FEMA chief out after short, troubled tenure
Hours before his resignation became public Monday, David Richardson told POLITICO's E&E News that "I have no idea what you're talking about."
www.politico.com
November 22, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Imagine any job, where one person demanded death for their coworkers from the branch office for simply posting a video about maintaining lawful conduct.

They’d be fired.

Now imagine that same person was already a felon, and associated themselves with a convicted pedophile.

They’d be fired.
November 22, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Study funded in part by USDA Forest Service Pacific Northwest Research Station.
November 22, 2025 at 2:49 AM
We ran the board during the elections this month.
Trump is losing his grip, not only within his party but even MAGA is cracking.
Projections are beginning to show the increasing potential for a midterm bloodbath for the GOP.
There's a fuckton of work to do but we can do this.
All throttle, baby! 😎
November 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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#Charlotte'sWeb
Charlotte spun her web to save a life — that’s the damn point.

🕸️ Brave. Kind. 🐷

🤬 ICE is evil, incompetent, & missing the message of this antifascist classic. World-class fuckwads.

Read Charlotte’s Web.
Borrow her courage — save lives, raise hell & roast ICE.
Granddaughter of ‘Charlotte’s Web’ author criticizes use of book title in DHS immigration crackdown operation | CNN
In the popular children’s book “Charlotte’s Web,” the title character, a spider, uses her web as an instrument of good to help secure the freedom of Wilbur, a pig on her farm.
www.cnn.com
November 19, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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The Trump administration is breaking the law by transferring critical work to federal agencies that lack the expertise to lead education policy.

Congress must immediately intervene to stop this illegal restructuring and protect our students' right to an education.
US education department reassigns many powers to other federal agencies
Move marks further dismantling of the department and Democrats criticized administration for ‘slashing resources’
www.theguardian.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Crank it up & kick Monday's ass.
Resist by Anonymous on Apple Music
Song · 2019 · Duration 3:29
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November 17, 2025 at 2:39 PM
These guys should put a tad more effort into naming their illegal acts of war.
November 15, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Cheers everyone… I am planning to recover from recovering.

What do you have planned for self-care this weekend?
November 14, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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No JD, couch fucker, Vance. Immigrants are not the issue. Greedy corporations buying up properties is the problem

Oh wait, dont you own a corporation that buys up properties and sells them to foreign entities?

#JDgrift
#vance
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Koreans detained in Georgia battery plant raid preparing class action lawsuit against ICE share.google/pH6n9ACEqAaS...
Koreans detained in Georgia battery plant raid preparing class action lawsuit against ICE
Korean workers detained during an immigration raid at a Georgia EV battery plant in September are preparing a class-action lawsuit against U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE), ABC News repo...
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November 13, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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They are coming to Charlotte literally because of a few right-wing propaganda accounts on X and I am livid.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 25d
Gregory Bovino, the top Border Patrol official leading the charge on the Trump administration’s immigration crackdown in cities, and his officers are heading to Charlotte, according to a source familiar with the planning. That was news to city officials. https://cnn.it/49crpZT
November 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Drunk border patrol agent was in a womens restroom with a loaded gun + one in the chamber
then wandering the parking lot of a restaurant with his gun out then resisted police and threw the fucking thing *loaded*
The police tried to deny giving any of this info but this indie newsroom prevailed!
A Border Patrol agent accused of drunkenly fighting with Long Beach police overdosed weeks after his arrest, according to his lawyer. New body-camera footage shows what he told the cops who'd wrestled him into custody: lbpost.com/news/isaiah-hodgson-drunk-border-patrol-arrest-long-beach-overdose/
November 14, 2025 at 3:21 AM
The sofa masseuse!
Tell the sofa masseuse that housing markets are now divided between COVID hot spots which have cooled dramatically and now have a glut;

and post-COVID locales where no one is moving because they locked in their low rates and would rather stay put.

Not one thing to do with immigration.
JD Vance: "One of the biggest challenges that we have in the housing market, aside from too many illegal aliens who are taking the houses of American citizens, is that in the blue states you're not building enough houses."
November 14, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Gee Mike... pace yourself there buddy.
All play and no work makes you who you are.
November 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM