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Ohhhhh shiiiit
January 13, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Ohhhhh shiiiit
U got a box set or smthn?
January 13, 2025 at 1:27 AM
U got a box set or smthn?
The fewer Skywalkers in a star wars story, the better
January 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
The fewer Skywalkers in a star wars story, the better
AI boooooo
January 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
AI boooooo
Add some imitation crab and you got a bisque goin'!
January 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Add some imitation crab and you got a bisque goin'!
Might get fired next week. I'll lyk i guess lol
January 10, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Might get fired next week. I'll lyk i guess lol
True. Fried rice is much easier to make with leftover rice than with leftover pizza.
January 10, 2025 at 12:06 AM
True. Fried rice is much easier to make with leftover rice than with leftover pizza.
Target is just biding its time until I've stolen a thousand dollars worth of plastic grocery bags
January 7, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Target is just biding its time until I've stolen a thousand dollars worth of plastic grocery bags
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Coffee for what we can change, cannabis for what we can’t.
December 30, 2024 at 3:17 PM
Coffee for what we can change, cannabis for what we can’t.
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Problematic director list:
– Spielberg (abused dinosaurs)
– Aster (won’t return my emails about muppet midsommar)
– Villeneuve (French Canadian)
– Spielberg (abused dinosaurs)
– Aster (won’t return my emails about muppet midsommar)
– Villeneuve (French Canadian)
December 15, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Problematic director list:
– Spielberg (abused dinosaurs)
– Aster (won’t return my emails about muppet midsommar)
– Villeneuve (French Canadian)
– Spielberg (abused dinosaurs)
– Aster (won’t return my emails about muppet midsommar)
– Villeneuve (French Canadian)
Tried keeping my cats off the counter with a spray bottle full of water. They're practically immune to water damage at this point.
December 12, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Tried keeping my cats off the counter with a spray bottle full of water. They're practically immune to water damage at this point.
Fallout franchise: you are the apex predator of a fallen world. Do drugs, have fun, get revenge.
Colony Ship: you are a rat on a sinking vessel. Every moment you draw breath in these rusted corridors is a blessing. Watch out for frogs.
Colony Ship: you are a rat on a sinking vessel. Every moment you draw breath in these rusted corridors is a blessing. Watch out for frogs.
December 12, 2024 at 4:43 PM
Fallout franchise: you are the apex predator of a fallen world. Do drugs, have fun, get revenge.
Colony Ship: you are a rat on a sinking vessel. Every moment you draw breath in these rusted corridors is a blessing. Watch out for frogs.
Colony Ship: you are a rat on a sinking vessel. Every moment you draw breath in these rusted corridors is a blessing. Watch out for frogs.
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Nick Fuentes of your body my choice fame has been arrested for spraying a woman in the face with mace.
Maybe he can see how his slogan works in jail.
Maybe he can see how his slogan works in jail.
December 6, 2024 at 8:55 PM
Nick Fuentes of your body my choice fame has been arrested for spraying a woman in the face with mace.
Maybe he can see how his slogan works in jail.
Maybe he can see how his slogan works in jail.
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attention NYPD: I have identified the united ceo shooter as "Jesse Singal". He is heavily armed and was last overheard saying "I will smoke any pig in my path on sight". I hope this information leads to his apprehension dead or alive.
December 6, 2024 at 9:50 PM
attention NYPD: I have identified the united ceo shooter as "Jesse Singal". He is heavily armed and was last overheard saying "I will smoke any pig in my path on sight". I hope this information leads to his apprehension dead or alive.
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BREAKING: Infamous white nationalist Nick Fuentes is charged with battery after he allegedly pepper-sprayed and shoved a 57-year-old woman to the ground for showing up at his house.
He's set to appear in court on December 19th.
Like and share if you hope that he's convicted!
He's set to appear in court on December 19th.
Like and share if you hope that he's convicted!
December 6, 2024 at 8:08 PM
BREAKING: Infamous white nationalist Nick Fuentes is charged with battery after he allegedly pepper-sprayed and shoved a 57-year-old woman to the ground for showing up at his house.
He's set to appear in court on December 19th.
Like and share if you hope that he's convicted!
He's set to appear in court on December 19th.
Like and share if you hope that he's convicted!
The show had such contempt for its viewers too! The writers had a whole episode and character dedicated to shitting on the audience for watching the show.
December 6, 2024 at 8:58 PM
The show had such contempt for its viewers too! The writers had a whole episode and character dedicated to shitting on the audience for watching the show.
I saw the trailer and thought, "this looks so stupid". I finished the series finale and thought, "my god that was stupid."
December 6, 2024 at 8:44 PM
I saw the trailer and thought, "this looks so stupid". I finished the series finale and thought, "my god that was stupid."
SNL has always been bad at punchlines, but they would've been well served to take a leaf out of Monty Python's playbook: have the gayest member of the cast dress up like a military officer and shout at the audience that the skit is both dumb and over.
December 6, 2024 at 6:39 PM
SNL has always been bad at punchlines, but they would've been well served to take a leaf out of Monty Python's playbook: have the gayest member of the cast dress up like a military officer and shout at the audience that the skit is both dumb and over.
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The whole internet loves the anonymous assassin who got away with offing a health insurance CEO
*five seconds later*
We are excited to report that the assassin is cute
*five seconds later*
We are excited to report that the assassin is cute
December 5, 2024 at 11:18 PM
The whole internet loves the anonymous assassin who got away with offing a health insurance CEO
*five seconds later*
We are excited to report that the assassin is cute
*five seconds later*
We are excited to report that the assassin is cute
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To avoid disappointment, take people exactly as they are, instead of idealizing about what you wish they would be.
December 5, 2024 at 1:42 PM
To avoid disappointment, take people exactly as they are, instead of idealizing about what you wish they would be.
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Three things are true:
1) Green bell peppers are just crunchy water.
2) Poblanos are what green bell peppers should be.
3) Any dish that utilizes green bell peppers would be made better by substituting poblanos.
1) Green bell peppers are just crunchy water.
2) Poblanos are what green bell peppers should be.
3) Any dish that utilizes green bell peppers would be made better by substituting poblanos.
December 4, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Three things are true:
1) Green bell peppers are just crunchy water.
2) Poblanos are what green bell peppers should be.
3) Any dish that utilizes green bell peppers would be made better by substituting poblanos.
1) Green bell peppers are just crunchy water.
2) Poblanos are what green bell peppers should be.
3) Any dish that utilizes green bell peppers would be made better by substituting poblanos.
Reached the bottom of the feed. Back now!
December 5, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Reached the bottom of the feed. Back now!
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Pixar rejected my Up sequel Down. Carl tying boulders to his house to drag it underground so he can rescue Ellie from hell “didn’t make sense” according to the suits. “Why is Ellie in hell? She didn’t commit any sins.” Yes she did, hubris
December 5, 2024 at 3:32 PM
Pixar rejected my Up sequel Down. Carl tying boulders to his house to drag it underground so he can rescue Ellie from hell “didn’t make sense” according to the suits. “Why is Ellie in hell? She didn’t commit any sins.” Yes she did, hubris
It's really too bad they're never going to find that guy huh...
December 5, 2024 at 8:13 PM
It's really too bad they're never going to find that guy huh...
Oh to beat a motherfucker's ass in the manner of a swan...
December 5, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Oh to beat a motherfucker's ass in the manner of a swan...