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Professional astrologer & tarot reader based out of Seattle 🧿

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February 2, 2026 at 11:41 PM
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Designed and coded a custom website for @ambrosiaastrology.com

Looking up from Seattle, WA it has full celestial body tracking for all planets plus the moon, sun, and a few fixed stars. Updates their position every second.

Dawn, Day, Dusk, and Night themes change based on time of day.
February 2, 2026 at 5:01 AM
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nobody even lives by a code anymore
February 1, 2026 at 12:41 AM
I have a feeling my life up to my first Saturn return was the first pancake
January 31, 2026 at 11:25 PM
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Releasing Daedalus, a beans based AI coding workflow.

Read my article describing how this came to fruition.
caidan.dev/blog/2026-01...

Check out the repo here,
github.com/internet-dev...
A Beans Based AI Workflow
Experimenting on the frontier of AI using beans
caidan.dev
January 30, 2026 at 5:40 AM
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oh wow would you look at that, napalm was invented on July 4th, 1942 when Uranus was conjoined a malefic in the early degrees of Gemini

surely this has nothing to do with the upcoming Mars-Uranus conjunction on July 4th in the early degrees of Gemini surely
January 28, 2026 at 8:48 AM
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Neptune entered Aries today, and already the parallels from the last time it did that in 1861 are chilling
January 26, 2026 at 9:16 PM
The first Saturn-ingress-into-Aries day there were queer protestors who were pepper sprayed & jailed in my city, & a friend who also has ♈️ 🪐 was humiliated when she tried to defend herself against public harassment
Aries Saturn often has to work in the shadows if its goal is to actually win
January 15, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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This prediction makes me think about how the government is protecting Jonathan E Ross, the ICE agent who shot and killed Renee Nicole Good.
January 9, 2026 at 12:54 PM
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"AI astrology content both sucks and is stolen ... i support [real human astrologers] and not thieving machines that are bad at astrology"

-austin coppock on @astrologypodcast.bsky.social (2026 forecast)
January 12, 2026 at 7:23 PM
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Astrology is and, always has been political. Especially when you also consider all the political attempts throughout history to regulate who can practice it, where and how.
January 15, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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Astrology of 2026
🪐 Saturn-Neptune conjunct Feb
🌛 Eclipses Aqu & Virgo Feb/Mar
⚡ Uranus enters Gemini April
🦁 Jupiter from Cancer to Leo Jun
💥 Mars-Uranus conjunction Jul 4
☀️ Eclipses Leo & Pisces Aug
♀️ Venus retro Libra/Scorp Oct/Nov
♂️ Mars retro builds end of year
January 2, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Shoutout @caidan.dev for this New Year’s TV pyramid 📺
January 4, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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i love that bell hooks mentions spirituality as an essential part of love, of knowing love. this endless, bigger-than-us, all encompassing, compassionate being. no wonder young people don't know how to love.
January 4, 2026 at 4:20 PM
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Decided to have a bit of fun and try to emulate a git diff for those aesthetic hacker vibes
November 30, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Beautiful show by Emily & love my Gemini sword ⚔️
November 6, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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This full moon in Taurus, I want you to keep your promises.
November 5, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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the 7th house is the 8th from the 12th, which is why relationships are where privacy goes to die
October 30, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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sometimes what the fates have in store really just is some bullshit unfortunately
October 18, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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conjunctions: we're blended, we're a chimera, we're peas in a pod, we're strange bedfellows

sextiles: you get me, man

squares: will you just go already? well then i'm going!

trines: we're a team, what do you need

oppositions: oh god, you again

aversions: [ghostly wall tapping]
October 15, 2025 at 1:13 PM
We have #earlgrey #matcha made by a she/they at home 🍵
October 17, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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Mercury square Pluto has been everything pop astrologers accuse Mercury retrograde of being 😵‍💫
October 8, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Any form of media that involves an angry man telling an audience what to be angry about for several hours a day is probably not good for the human brain
October 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Despair at the consciousness of the loss of the sun’s power feels like the essence of libra season
Folks will be like “the sun is rising later and later every morning, I hate having pattern recognition 😩” and it’s so funny to me
October 9, 2025 at 5:59 AM