Anastasia Chipelski
@anachips.bsky.social
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Editor and writer, often stuck under a napping cat. Managing editor @prairiebooksnow.bsky.social
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Thei did the Mash; thei did the Monstere Mash.
The Monstere Mash: beholde, sepulchral smash!
Thei did the Mash, and it kaughte on moost fast -
Hark, heare the Mash! Forsooth, the Monstere Mash!
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Remote work was a game changer for people with disabilities.

It’s a life saving accommodation that can allow people to remain in the workforce who otherwise wouldn’t be able to.

Discontinuing it is another example of just how ableist our culture is.
This is deeply, deeply fucked up on SO MANY levels I don’t even know where to begin.
2. Rolling Stone is owned by a large media conglomerate, which is ending remote work across its brands.

My home is Portland, Oregon, ~1,000 miles from the nearest office, so this marks the end of the line for me at RS.
More cat sweater, after spending the better part of an afternoon posing it anywhere I thought it might be pretty.
If it’s a special day, I’ll be wearing my cat sweater. So nice, I think I’ll knit it twice (Cat sweater the 2nd currently in progress.)

Pattern is Catknit by Andrea Rangel. #showmeyourknits
Absolutely thoroughly enjoyed it. There were so many unexpected funny and sweet moments, and the proposed new project at the end was more perfect than I could have imagined.

Thanks for creating such a wonderful, immersive world.
OK it’s only about twice an inning and on a pitching change and and and …
With the way this game is going I can almost forgive the 4,794th repetition of OPPO TACO AD.

Almost.
Some warmup chatter interrupted by THE ONE AND ONLY OPPO TACO AD so I guess it’s officially another Jays game begun.
Final treat on a day full of treats: Getting to start a fun new cozy fantasy (by new I mean literally released today new) from @julieleong.bsky.social

I can’t WAIT to meet the catdragon.
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Carrying on the intergenerational tradition of crafting while listening to Jays games.

Adds to the fun when games are going well. A welcome distraction when they’re not.

This game gave me lots of opportunities to focus on building a book nook.
I’m betting after one more game, Lucinda will be fully trained to scream out loud with me at every repetition of the oppo taco ad.
Every single ad break it is this same oppo taco ad too.

Me earlier in the game: why didn’t I listen to games before the postseason this year?

Me listening now: oh … right. This.
Literally getting in the way of me engaging with the game in the way the ad is telling me to engage in the game. Make it make sense.
The MLB app runs ads promoting listening to games on the MLB app, and play the ads through a whole at bat, so the announcers start mid-sentence a pitch or two into the next at bat.

I would actually like to listen to the game on the app! Not the ad about listening, but the game.
Ways cats have tried to get my attention so far today:

-headbutt
-try to eat button off shirt I am wearing
-mime charging cord chew
-meow
-paw on face
-walk across lap and brush whole tail across underside of my chin
-louder meow
-sharpen claws on air purifier
-sit next to me and stare
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Perhaps the answer I really want to give to that question is: “Do you actually want to understand the nuances of this disabled experience, or are you just curious about a stranger’s body?”

If they want to understand, I could go on. I suppose I’ll never know until I ask back.
There are so many ways to experience having a body. There are so many different stories behind why someone’s body does better with a cane.

Some of these are about a leg. Not all of them are about leg. For me, leg is usually pretty good. Cane is not for leg. But to really answer the question …
And I have learned — both through experience and through reading of others’ lived experiences — of the vast galaxy of ways the human body can diverge from a medically-defined so-called normal, over time or over night, and then the way you move through the world changes.
What I want to say in response is “can you think of 5 non-leg reasons why someone would use a cane?”

And this isn’t to take away from any leg-based reasons to use a cane. It’s just that there are so many parts of the body, so many other systems that affect walking, being upright.
I was out in the world for a moment using a cane, and a stranger asked “what’s wrong with your leg?”

This question is intrusive, yes, but what I want to actually say in response is “leg? Why do you think leg? Where is your imagination?”
“I really like the vest”: Mr. Burns after his See My Vest song.

YOU DON’T SAY.
what's the stupidest/randomest Simpsons quote that lives in your head rent free? Mine is the urge to say "you said go to bread" every time I am about to head to bed.