Andrew Hemmert
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Florida poet living in Denver. No Longer at This Address forthcoming in Fall 2025 from the University of Pittsburgh Press. Pre-orders are live via the link below! https://andrewhemmertpoetry.com/no-longer-at-this-address/
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Final copies are here, and they're stunning. Alex Wolfe did an excellent job with the design. If I owe you a book, it'll be on its way shortly. And for the rest of y'all, the book comes out from @upittpress.bsky.social on October 21. I can't wait to share No Longer at This Address with you.
12 copies of No Longer at This Address in a partially opened cardboard mailer.
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gonelawn.bsky.social
We're bringing back excerpt submissions from unpublished novels and novellas, but adding a criterion: 200 words max length.

All other prose, fiction and poetry submissions still have no length limit.
Gone Lawn : Submission Guidelines
gonelawn.net
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pshares.bsky.social
We're now accepting longform poetry in addition to prose for our fall issues! We define longform poetry as a single long poem, variations on the epic poem, or a sequential poem such as a crown of sonnets or numbered series. Find out more and submit by November 15: https://pshares.org/submit/journal/
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polyvinyl.bsky.social
Belong – Jay Som's first new album in six years – is out now 💙
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blackbirdjournal.bsky.social
We have reached our cap for poetry submissions and will close them in ONE WEEK! Poetry submissions will close at 11:59pm on Thursday, October 16th. Get your poems in before then! All other genres will remain open.

blackbird.submittable.com/submit
A bold blue graphic announcing the closing date for poetry submissions to Blackbird: an online journal of literature and the arts. White text reads: “Poetry Submissions CLOSING 10/16.” Below the text are small clock icons and the URL “blackbird.submittable.com/submit.” At the bottom, the Blackbird logo appears in white, with a small bird silhouette perched beside the wordmark.
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junoryleejournalism.com
David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.
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novicsara.bsky.social
I don't know how else to tell you this: generative AI, the dismantling of Dept of Ed, defunding science, MAHA, banned books. They're of a piece. They're trying to disenfranchise you of your brain. Keep thinking.
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jckuhn4.bsky.social
Poetry at a little free library in Austin TX: In a yard of fallen yellow peaches I am listening, by Andrew Hemmert (Missouri Review, Summer 2025).
In a yard of fallen yellow peaches I am listening, by Andrew Hemmert (Missouri Review, Summer 2025).
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mcsweeneys.net
"First, videos that suck are the future. If I could make a video that sucks this much in one hour, imagine how hard I could make something suck in two hours, or even three."
I Used AI to Make a Video That Sucks
I used AI to make a video that sucks. It is bad. It is boring. But I made it in under an hour. And now it is my entire personality. To some, my AI-...
buff.ly
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craigtimes.bsky.social
Bill filed in #Florida Legislature would make every single college & university name one street after Charlie Kirk. And the bill even specifies WHICH street at each one. (But the governor doesn't want streets used for political messages, which is why no rainbows!) www.tallahassee.com/story/news/l...
Bill would make Florida colleges, universities name streets after Charlie Kirk
A new bill would make all of Florida's public state universities and colleges rename one roadway on their campuses after Charlie Kirk.
www.tallahassee.com
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ironhorselitrev.bsky.social
One week left!

Our NaPoMo Contest Issue closes October 15. Don’t miss your chance to be part of this incredible collection of poems!

Send us your strongest work today: ironhorse.submittable.com
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bookshop.org
Can’t decide what to buy on Prime Day?

Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead 📚
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lesleymwheeler.bsky.social
Poets, Shenandoah reading periods are coming up fast! The one for Virginia poets will stay open till 10/31, but Samyak’s great call for formal experiment will hit the cap fast (I’d guess 3 days). www.shenandoahliterary.org/submissions/
Two Shenandoah submission periods for poetry start 10/15 Editorial fellow Samyak Shertok is looking for poems using form, including modified, hybrid, and more The Graybeal Gowan prize offer $1000 for a poem written by someone who has lived in VA at any point for 2+ years
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jysexton.bsky.social
Hopefully the whole Bari Weiss thing and Ezra Klein thing starts waking people up to the fact that corporate media is mostly populated with mediocre people who have made millions and gained unbelievable influence because they threaten nothing and tell wealthy people exactly what they want to hear.
andrewhemmert.bsky.social
Wait for the contract! Nothing is final until it's in writing, and it would be unfortunate to have needlessly withdrawn one or more paid submissions before knowing for sure.
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shaqsquatch.bsky.social
someone must have told gavin the game involves destroying hastily built shelters
mmatt.net
WHAT THE FUCK
@ConnorEatsPants tweet,

"💥 Fortnite Friday is BACK 💥

🚨 Governor of California, @GavinNewsom hops on the Battle Bus to talk all things gaming, politics, and more 🚨

🇺🇸 2:30 PM PST / 5:30 EST 🇺🇸"
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stereogum.bsky.social
Broken Social Scene's self-titled LP was part of a massive indie rock groundswell in the mid-2000s.

The album turns 20 this Saturday, so let's look back:
'Broken Social Scene' Turns 20
In which the social scene started to seem a lot more coherent.
www.stereogum.com
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simeonberry.bsky.social
(58/61) “Witness, / if you can, listen: I slurped the frog-leg soup / gone bad. Held a brass spoon like a barrel / to my mouth.” —Vievee Francis, “Break Me and I’ll Sing” (The Shared World)
@nupress.bsky.social #WOC #61Books61Days #TheSealeyChallenge #SeptWomenPoets
The cover of Vievee Francis’ The Shared World: a black-and-white photograph of a concerned-looking woman with dark hair holding a white cloth the neck and face of a dark-haired man whose white shirt has dark stains on it.
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boa-editions.bsky.social
Two months left! Submissions are open for the 25th Annual A. Poulin, Jr. Poetry Prize!

🎯 Prize Details:
- Winning manuscript published by BOA Editions in Spring 2027
- $1,000 honorarium
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perugiapress.bsky.social
Perugia Press’s annual prize is open through 11/15, for what will be our 30th collection. Open to women poets, inclusive of gender-expansive identities, who have not published more than one full-length collection. Guidelines & info at linktree in bio. We look forward to reading your work!
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rudepundit.bsky.social
Every time someone says, "I used ChatGPT to help with this," I immediately assume they suck.
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toddedillard.bsky.social
friendly reminder my loves to schedule your vaccinations as soon as possible, we are seeing an increase in infections already
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davidbermanbot.bsky.social
Call me from Albemarle Station if you can
I hope you find your concentration beneath those ceiling fans
We used to dance in this split-level ranch
Moonlight flooding the room
Now you're gone and the shades are all drawn
In my air-conditioned tomb