Andrew
@andrewlawrence.bsky.social
Photography and other things. Formerly @andrewzlaw over there. Constantly acting the Merry Andrew (Loremen S5Ep36) He/him
Pronouncing patio like ratio
December 8, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Pronouncing patio like ratio
DM: (whose mum ran away with my dad): well if it isn't
December 7, 2025 at 5:27 PM
DM: (whose mum ran away with my dad): well if it isn't
Mfer literally said "yoink"
How to buy yourself a needy malignant narcissist? Just offer him a phony, made up "Peace Prize" & he's all your's!!!
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
December 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Mfer literally said "yoink"
Now THIS is what I'm talking about, Alanis
December 6, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Now THIS is what I'm talking about, Alanis
God: any other name ideas for this one?
Angels: ...
God: not our finest work but moving on
Angels: ...
God: not our finest work but moving on
The Tasselled Wobbegong is a master of disguise that can eat a fish almost as big as itself in one gulp. It's classified as a shark, but when it lays on the sea floor it looks like a harmless rug if you manage to see it. But with powerful jaws and sharp teeth they are no fish to mess with.
December 6, 2025 at 7:06 AM
God: any other name ideas for this one?
Angels: ...
God: not our finest work but moving on
Angels: ...
God: not our finest work but moving on
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Fun bonus feature: the star glows in the dark 🌟🏳️⚧️ canopyrobin.etsy.com/listing/4405...
December 5, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Fun bonus feature: the star glows in the dark 🌟🏳️⚧️ canopyrobin.etsy.com/listing/4405...
🎶Wherever you find love... It feels like Christmas🎶
Thank you @canopyrobin.com it's even better than I imagined.
Thank you @canopyrobin.com it's even better than I imagined.
December 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
🎶Wherever you find love... It feels like Christmas🎶
Thank you @canopyrobin.com it's even better than I imagined.
Thank you @canopyrobin.com it's even better than I imagined.
Right, time to spam Blue sky with random things from my download folder, starting appropriately with:
December 5, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Right, time to spam Blue sky with random things from my download folder, starting appropriately with:
Nearly 40 years of listening to "Step Into Christmas" by Elton John - on record, tape, CD, and streaming" - and I still don't know what 50% of the lyrics are #christmas
December 4, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Nearly 40 years of listening to "Step Into Christmas" by Elton John - on record, tape, CD, and streaming" - and I still don't know what 50% of the lyrics are #christmas
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Let's do a giveaway for my new #Apollo11 bootprint hoodies! 🚀
Enter for a chance to win a #bootprint hoodie! Available in 5 colors. ✨
💫 How to participate:
1) Follow me
2) Enter here sciencesocks.com/giveaway
3) Like & repost
🚨 P.S. Hoodies for sale here:
sciencesocks.co/products/apo...
🔭🐡🧪🎨
Enter for a chance to win a #bootprint hoodie! Available in 5 colors. ✨
💫 How to participate:
1) Follow me
2) Enter here sciencesocks.com/giveaway
3) Like & repost
🚨 P.S. Hoodies for sale here:
sciencesocks.co/products/apo...
🔭🐡🧪🎨
December 3, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Let's do a giveaway for my new #Apollo11 bootprint hoodies! 🚀
Enter for a chance to win a #bootprint hoodie! Available in 5 colors. ✨
💫 How to participate:
1) Follow me
2) Enter here sciencesocks.com/giveaway
3) Like & repost
🚨 P.S. Hoodies for sale here:
sciencesocks.co/products/apo...
🔭🐡🧪🎨
Enter for a chance to win a #bootprint hoodie! Available in 5 colors. ✨
💫 How to participate:
1) Follow me
2) Enter here sciencesocks.com/giveaway
3) Like & repost
🚨 P.S. Hoodies for sale here:
sciencesocks.co/products/apo...
🔭🐡🧪🎨
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Resharing this thread incase anyone is Christmas shopping 🎄
On November 17th last year I sold my first enamel pin badge at canopyrobin.etsy.com in an attempt to create a new stream of income that might eventually cover the expenses of trans healthcare instead of perpetual GoFundMes 🏳️⚧️
As we approach the anniversary, I'm going to celebrate one design each day
As we approach the anniversary, I'm going to celebrate one design each day
December 1, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Resharing this thread incase anyone is Christmas shopping 🎄
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I really wasn't exaggerating when I said my Christmas tree pride pins were detailed. Each of these baubles is just over 2mm! canopyrobin.etsy.com/listing/4405...
November 24, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I really wasn't exaggerating when I said my Christmas tree pride pins were detailed. Each of these baubles is just over 2mm! canopyrobin.etsy.com/listing/4405...
In that case, I've just gone here and got an excellent deal on three books and get another 10% with the code on the site www.books4people.co.uk/products/sal...
November 29, 2025 at 7:11 PM
In that case, I've just gone here and got an excellent deal on three books and get another 10% with the code on the site www.books4people.co.uk/products/sal...
Billionaires. What's stopping you from making your AI robots look like this?
November 26, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Billionaires. What's stopping you from making your AI robots look like this?
Two of my favourite pods coincide - @dannyrobins.bsky.social Uncanny x @misterabk.bsky.social from @loremen.bsky.social. A special listen.
Come with me back to my hometown of Newcastle for a truly chilling poltergeist case. It's 1997, and a house of disaffected goths are about to experience something that really will make their hair stand on end😱👻😱
Uncanny | Listen on BBC Sounds
Uncanny | Listen on BBC Sounds
November 25, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Two of my favourite pods coincide - @dannyrobins.bsky.social Uncanny x @misterabk.bsky.social from @loremen.bsky.social. A special listen.
ALIVE? Get ready not to be
November 25, 2025 at 8:26 AM
ALIVE? Get ready not to be
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🎵
AND I SAID
WHAT ABOUT...
AND I SAID
WHAT ABOUT...
bovril amphetemines
November 25, 2025 at 8:03 AM
🎵
AND I SAID
WHAT ABOUT...
AND I SAID
WHAT ABOUT...
No. Shut up. It's dancing
November 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
No. Shut up. It's dancing
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November 22, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Looking at my emails
November 22, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Looking at my emails
I think @herring1967.bsky.social can get on board with badgers. Tom would have my vote for Book Club.
I'm giving away two signed copies of my (recently republished) book 21st-Century Yokel, with two postcards of this fab otters linocut by my mum, Jo.
Just repost this & pop a comment below to enter.
You might like it if you like:
Walking
Wildlife
Folklore
Bees
Ghosts
The Sea
Social history
Badgers
Just repost this & pop a comment below to enter.
You might like it if you like:
Walking
Wildlife
Folklore
Bees
Ghosts
The Sea
Social history
Badgers
November 19, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I think @herring1967.bsky.social can get on board with badgers. Tom would have my vote for Book Club.
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this years charity tee is available to preorder for 2 weeks, 100% of proceeds go to Crisis UK - a charity dedicated to ending homelessness
nobody owns this design yet, it is available in a range of colours as i appreciate we're not all emos (long sleeves and a chunky sweater are avail too)
🔗 ⬇️
nobody owns this design yet, it is available in a range of colours as i appreciate we're not all emos (long sleeves and a chunky sweater are avail too)
🔗 ⬇️
November 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
this years charity tee is available to preorder for 2 weeks, 100% of proceeds go to Crisis UK - a charity dedicated to ending homelessness
nobody owns this design yet, it is available in a range of colours as i appreciate we're not all emos (long sleeves and a chunky sweater are avail too)
🔗 ⬇️
nobody owns this design yet, it is available in a range of colours as i appreciate we're not all emos (long sleeves and a chunky sweater are avail too)
🔗 ⬇️
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FUCK IT. LET’S MAKE IT FOUR SIGNED HARDBACKS.
Competition remains open until tomorrow am.
Competition remains open until tomorrow am.
Author wrote best book he's ever written.
Publisher disintegrated/fucked off with author's earnings.
Book was finally published by new publisher.
Author has bought two hardbacks, for full price, to give away, signed.
Please repost/reply if you'd like a chance to win one..
bsky.app/profile/zygo...
Publisher disintegrated/fucked off with author's earnings.
Book was finally published by new publisher.
Author has bought two hardbacks, for full price, to give away, signed.
Please repost/reply if you'd like a chance to win one..
bsky.app/profile/zygo...
November 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
FUCK IT. LET’S MAKE IT FOUR SIGNED HARDBACKS.
Competition remains open until tomorrow am.
Competition remains open until tomorrow am.