Andy Cairns
@andycairns.bsky.social
🃏 MTG
🥏 Disc Golf
🕹️ Fighting Games
🎮 🎲 & other nerdy stuff
📍Asheville, NC
Designing goofy stickers and wearable stuff on
@overmountains.bsky.social
🥏 Disc Golf
🕹️ Fighting Games
🎮 🎲 & other nerdy stuff
📍Asheville, NC
Designing goofy stickers and wearable stuff on
@overmountains.bsky.social
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They invented the actual hyperjorkilator and it is an infinitely better use of technology and engineering talent than AI
I'm not kidding
www.instagram.com/reel/DTO_pwD...
I'm not kidding
www.instagram.com/reel/DTO_pwD...
IGN on Instagram: "We are edging toward the future of tech. #ces #ces2026 #tech #handy"
In this exciting video, we delve into the world of the Handy 2 Pro, a revolutionary tool that's redefining the future of tech. We'll explore the possibilities of overclocking and what it means for use...
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January 8, 2026 at 6:05 AM
They invented the actual hyperjorkilator and it is an infinitely better use of technology and engineering talent than AI
I'm not kidding
www.instagram.com/reel/DTO_pwD...
I'm not kidding
www.instagram.com/reel/DTO_pwD...
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Hylda has the right idea…
January 8, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Hylda has the right idea…
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masked, unidentified goons who assault and murder with impunity. a literal gestapo.
This is the ICE agent who murdered a woman by shooting her multiple times in the face.
January 7, 2026 at 7:36 PM
masked, unidentified goons who assault and murder with impunity. a literal gestapo.
It's after 7, where's that new stranger things episode? 😂
January 8, 2026 at 12:17 AM
It's after 7, where's that new stranger things episode? 😂
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It is now confirmed from multiple sources that ICE shot a legal observer dead on Portland in Minneapolis between 34th and 33rd street. The victim is dead
January 7, 2026 at 4:28 PM
It is now confirmed from multiple sources that ICE shot a legal observer dead on Portland in Minneapolis between 34th and 33rd street. The victim is dead
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I spent an excessive number of years moderating a gaming forum and I learned a great deal about community spaces and cultivation, whether I wanted to or not. I have critical advice for anyone who runs a game store or gaming convention. Please share this thread with people who run those things.
January 6, 2026 at 8:09 PM
I spent an excessive number of years moderating a gaming forum and I learned a great deal about community spaces and cultivation, whether I wanted to or not. I have critical advice for anyone who runs a game store or gaming convention. Please share this thread with people who run those things.
Accidentally found the worst card in Momir
January 7, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Accidentally found the worst card in Momir
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My art for Ocelot Pride was revealed today! I’m so honored that I got to create something for a Magic the Gathering card that is popular with many players!
January 6, 2026 at 4:50 PM
My art for Ocelot Pride was revealed today! I’m so honored that I got to create something for a Magic the Gathering card that is popular with many players!
I don't like the preorder changes. For me as a mostly constructed player, the $40 total for the pass and play bundles felt like the best deal and overall value. Now I'd have to spend 2500 gems (I believe) to unlock the pass, which is more than the $15 preorder was, plus more for play tokens 🙃
MTG Arena Announcements for January 5 #mtg #mtgArena
Lorwyn Eclipsed Previews Begin
Arena Powered Cube Returns Jan 6-19
Updates to Preorders
magic.wizards.com/en/news/mtg-...
Lorwyn Eclipsed Previews Begin
Arena Powered Cube Returns Jan 6-19
Updates to Preorders
magic.wizards.com/en/news/mtg-...
January 6, 2026 at 3:56 PM
I don't like the preorder changes. For me as a mostly constructed player, the $40 total for the pass and play bundles felt like the best deal and overall value. Now I'd have to spend 2500 gems (I believe) to unlock the pass, which is more than the $15 preorder was, plus more for play tokens 🙃
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My son says his school has collectively decided to leave 67 in 2025. Anyone who says it gets a “that’s so 2025” 🤣
a girl in a school uniform says the evil is defeated in a classroom
ALT: a girl in a school uniform says the evil is defeated in a classroom
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January 6, 2026 at 1:12 PM
My son says his school has collectively decided to leave 67 in 2025. Anyone who says it gets a “that’s so 2025” 🤣
Cleaning up some space on my hard drive to install newly bought games from the Steam sale, and found this gem of a screenshot
Slight brag, but I did get both my Warglaives (and the blindfold!) on my old WoW Monk after killing Illidan just 3 times 🎲
Slight brag, but I did get both my Warglaives (and the blindfold!) on my old WoW Monk after killing Illidan just 3 times 🎲
January 6, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Cleaning up some space on my hard drive to install newly bought games from the Steam sale, and found this gem of a screenshot
Slight brag, but I did get both my Warglaives (and the blindfold!) on my old WoW Monk after killing Illidan just 3 times 🎲
Slight brag, but I did get both my Warglaives (and the blindfold!) on my old WoW Monk after killing Illidan just 3 times 🎲
Hear me out (standard deck idea):
A burn deck with this
You take 3 and I go get my best deal 3 a few times in a row. Throw in people playing shocks and the closer: a single copy of Hidetsugu's Second Rite, boom, easy. 🔥
A burn deck with this
You take 3 and I go get my best deal 3 a few times in a row. Throw in people playing shocks and the closer: a single copy of Hidetsugu's Second Rite, boom, easy. 🔥
See play: ???
"Play this with opposition..."" Ok, let me stop you right there. Yes, people will try it...but....I think this card is just a powerful trap. Do note your opponent is getting the tutor and can just tutor for a disenchant. It's a powerful design, but, don't presume you opponent an idiot.
"Play this with opposition..."" Ok, let me stop you right there. Yes, people will try it...but....I think this card is just a powerful trap. Do note your opponent is getting the tutor and can just tutor for a disenchant. It's a powerful design, but, don't presume you opponent an idiot.
January 5, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Hear me out (standard deck idea):
A burn deck with this
You take 3 and I go get my best deal 3 a few times in a row. Throw in people playing shocks and the closer: a single copy of Hidetsugu's Second Rite, boom, easy. 🔥
A burn deck with this
You take 3 and I go get my best deal 3 a few times in a row. Throw in people playing shocks and the closer: a single copy of Hidetsugu's Second Rite, boom, easy. 🔥
Can someone with a degree in marketing explain who the target audience is for these "theme deck" precons?
Contains only standard legal cards (good!)
Zero good lands (bad)
Lots of strange choices (6 whole green cards in the GW deck with 8 forests)
$20-25 each
Who is buying this??
Contains only standard legal cards (good!)
Zero good lands (bad)
Lots of strange choices (6 whole green cards in the GW deck with 8 forests)
$20-25 each
Who is buying this??
January 5, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Can someone with a degree in marketing explain who the target audience is for these "theme deck" precons?
Contains only standard legal cards (good!)
Zero good lands (bad)
Lots of strange choices (6 whole green cards in the GW deck with 8 forests)
$20-25 each
Who is buying this??
Contains only standard legal cards (good!)
Zero good lands (bad)
Lots of strange choices (6 whole green cards in the GW deck with 8 forests)
$20-25 each
Who is buying this??
Just finished watching the short series The Beast In Me, and man that was really good. Especially watching immediately after Stranger Things, the characters and writing and overall direction of this show was *really* good and interesting and didn't overstay it's welcome.
January 5, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Just finished watching the short series The Beast In Me, and man that was really good. Especially watching immediately after Stranger Things, the characters and writing and overall direction of this show was *really* good and interesting and didn't overstay it's welcome.
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They call it Friday Night ‘cause it’s ✨Magic✨
January 3, 2026 at 2:09 AM
They call it Friday Night ‘cause it’s ✨Magic✨
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If I were an alien race, I would simply not make all my machinery operable by morph ball.
January 2, 2026 at 7:02 PM
If I were an alien race, I would simply not make all my machinery operable by morph ball.
I love this card for the simple fact that somehow it got erattaed to have FOUR creature types instead of the original 2, and there's zero chance all of that would fit to be printed on a card in the old or new frame.
Amazing, 10/10 no notes
Amazing, 10/10 no notes
January 2, 2026 at 6:42 PM
I love this card for the simple fact that somehow it got erattaed to have FOUR creature types instead of the original 2, and there's zero chance all of that would fit to be printed on a card in the old or new frame.
Amazing, 10/10 no notes
Amazing, 10/10 no notes
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always knew the burrito taxi industry was scummy but this is the most unfathomably evil, cartoon villain shit I’ve read in a while. jfc
January 2, 2026 at 4:02 PM
always knew the burrito taxi industry was scummy but this is the most unfathomably evil, cartoon villain shit I’ve read in a while. jfc
Been playing Blue Prince for the last 2 weeks or so, and managed to reach room 46 for the first time last night! I got really close about 2 or 3 days prior but just barely ran out of steps.
Such an interesting game, and now I can't stop thinking about continuing to solve the extra mysteries 🚪
Such an interesting game, and now I can't stop thinking about continuing to solve the extra mysteries 🚪
January 2, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Been playing Blue Prince for the last 2 weeks or so, and managed to reach room 46 for the first time last night! I got really close about 2 or 3 days prior but just barely ran out of steps.
Such an interesting game, and now I can't stop thinking about continuing to solve the extra mysteries 🚪
Such an interesting game, and now I can't stop thinking about continuing to solve the extra mysteries 🚪
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Please tell me this hasn't been done yet
January 2, 2026 at 8:32 AM
Please tell me this hasn't been done yet
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Dreamdew Enhancer
Was a happy frog wiz-ard
When it enters play it stuns a dude
And then you draw two caaaards
Was a happy frog wiz-ard
When it enters play it stuns a dude
And then you draw two caaaards
January 2, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Dreamdew Enhancer
Was a happy frog wiz-ard
When it enters play it stuns a dude
And then you draw two caaaards
Was a happy frog wiz-ard
When it enters play it stuns a dude
And then you draw two caaaards
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day one in mamdani’s new york
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 PM
day one in mamdani’s new york