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Andy Stevenson

@andystevenson81.bsky.social

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Sports Presenter/Reporter/Commentator. Born in N.Ireland, without a full complement of limbs. Enjoys a quiz. Enquiries: [email protected]

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Andy Stevenson @andystevenson81.bsky.social · 2d

Nice to meet you both

Andy Stevenson @andystevenson81.bsky.social · 3d

I’m doing the 5 Live updates and you can’t be that far from where I’m sat

Andy Stevenson @andystevenson81.bsky.social · 3d

I know the chase for Oasis tickets was a bunfight, but I suspect it was nothing compared to the rush last night for places on Pinewood Railway’s Santa Special.

Andy Stevenson @andystevenson81.bsky.social · 13d

It’s the year 2025 and I’m looking for somewhere in town that does cashback.
And when I find somewhere, will my phone suffice?

Andy Stevenson @andystevenson81.bsky.social · 16d

Did Friedrich Grohe fall out with his Dad Hans Grohe, or was it amicable?
#Taps #TapChat

Andy Stevenson @andystevenson81.bsky.social · 17d

I just want to hear Ken Doherty say ‘Pluto’

Andy Stevenson @andystevenson81.bsky.social · 20d

Also makes it look like Daniel Craig is wearing a belt over his shoulder

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Andy Stevenson @andystevenson81.bsky.social · 23d

They had Isak and Salah on the bench tonight! Or Ekitike and Gakpo if you swap them back out!
The problems aren’t in forward positions.

Andy Stevenson @andystevenson81.bsky.social · 24d

For Ryder Cups for the rest of our lives, regardless of the score on Saturday night, people will say remember 2025.

Andy Stevenson @andystevenson81.bsky.social · 25d

Imagine being a US Ryder Cup spectator today, seeing your country almost pull off a truly incredible comeback and then leaving as soon as they don’t.
I’d be fuming if I was one of the American players.

Andy Stevenson @andystevenson81.bsky.social · 25d

Strap yourself in Bob MacIntyre

Andy Stevenson @andystevenson81.bsky.social · 27d

We really don’t need you OutcomeIQ
#RyderCup

Andy Stevenson @andystevenson81.bsky.social · 27d

‘Tied’ rather than ‘All Square’ or ‘A/S’
The first controversy of the Ryder Cup.

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Andy Stevenson @andystevenson81.bsky.social · Sep 6

Where would poolside holidays be without Pitbull?

Andy Stevenson @andystevenson81.bsky.social · Sep 3

Bernie Clifton’s Dressing Room is one of the best Inside No.9s

Andy Stevenson @andystevenson81.bsky.social · Sep 2

The other rubbish thing about the timing of the transfer window is that we have to wait until after international break to see yesterday’s exciting signings. Momentum deflated.
PS Can you imagine if Isak gets injured playing for Sweden?!

Andy Stevenson @andystevenson81.bsky.social · Sep 1

Why were the European Ryder Cup picks scheduled for the same day as football’s transfer deadline day?

Andy Stevenson @andystevenson81.bsky.social · Sep 1

Played numerous times during my childhood. Simple premise and fun.

Andy Stevenson @andystevenson81.bsky.social · Sep 1

It’s a busy day for people who make images of footballers wearing new kits.

Andy Stevenson @andystevenson81.bsky.social · Aug 31

Catherine Tate just didn’t work at all.

Andy Stevenson @andystevenson81.bsky.social · Aug 30

The biggest mysteries in the Thursday Murder Club film are:
a) Pierce Brosnan’s casting
b) Pierce Brosnan’s accent

Andy Stevenson @andystevenson81.bsky.social · Aug 29

What’s the definitive pronunciation of Xavi Simons please?

Andy Stevenson @andystevenson81.bsky.social · Aug 26

Szoboszlai’s dummy 👌🏻
(having played most of the match at right-back)

Andy Stevenson @andystevenson81.bsky.social · Aug 25

This has got ‘Wirtz struggling to adapt to the pace of the Premier League’ written all over it.

Andy Stevenson @andystevenson81.bsky.social · Aug 22

Michael Olise is quite something.
Saw him play for Reading, witnessed his goal of the season contender for Palace at Luton.
Now he’s bossing the Bundesliga.
One that got away for England (born in White City!)