Andy Stevenson
@andystevenson81.bsky.social
Sports Presenter/Reporter/Commentator. Born in N.Ireland, without a full complement of limbs. Enjoys a quiz. Enquiries: [email protected]
You’re not meant to have favourites, but on a human level, it’s a great shame that Thomas Frank is not going to be a Premier League manager anymore (at least for a while)
February 11, 2026 at 10:09 AM
You’re not meant to have favourites, but on a human level, it’s a great shame that Thomas Frank is not going to be a Premier League manager anymore (at least for a while)
They’re playing Europop dance remixes of Country Roads and Sweet Caroline at the ski jumping venue.
February 10, 2026 at 5:33 PM
They’re playing Europop dance remixes of Country Roads and Sweet Caroline at the ski jumping venue.
Absolute masterclass from Hazel Irvine and Chemmy Alcott (and production teams).
February 8, 2026 at 11:19 AM
Absolute masterclass from Hazel Irvine and Chemmy Alcott (and production teams).
Andrea Bocelli knocking it out of the park again.
Check out his performance of Amazing Grace filmed during Covid lockdown outside Milan’s Duomo Cathedral.
Check out his performance of Amazing Grace filmed during Covid lockdown outside Milan’s Duomo Cathedral.
February 6, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Andrea Bocelli knocking it out of the park again.
Check out his performance of Amazing Grace filmed during Covid lockdown outside Milan’s Duomo Cathedral.
Check out his performance of Amazing Grace filmed during Covid lockdown outside Milan’s Duomo Cathedral.
Looks like I picked the right week to get involved in ski jumping…
I must interrupt your day with an urgent report from the Winter Olympics: ski jumpers are allegedly injecting their own penises with candlewax to fly further www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...
February 5, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Looks like I picked the right week to get involved in ski jumping…
It’s occurred to me that the Tipping Point theme tune is far more dramatic/energetic than Tipping Point itself.
It could easily be used on Gladiators.
It could easily be used on Gladiators.
January 28, 2026 at 9:02 AM
It’s occurred to me that the Tipping Point theme tune is far more dramatic/energetic than Tipping Point itself.
It could easily be used on Gladiators.
It could easily be used on Gladiators.
Shout out to everyone in the Harry Styles presale queue.
January 26, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Shout out to everyone in the Harry Styles presale queue.
Andy Robertson doesn’t appear to be quite the player he once was.
But it feels like a bold & potentially reckless move by Liverpool to let him go.
Reds fans will be extremely sad to see him leave.
But it feels like a bold & potentially reckless move by Liverpool to let him go.
Reds fans will be extremely sad to see him leave.
January 23, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Andy Robertson doesn’t appear to be quite the player he once was.
But it feels like a bold & potentially reckless move by Liverpool to let him go.
Reds fans will be extremely sad to see him leave.
But it feels like a bold & potentially reckless move by Liverpool to let him go.
Reds fans will be extremely sad to see him leave.
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January 23, 2026 at 8:30 AM
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Does anyone have a clue how you speak to a real human being at Evri?
We’ve had a parcel delivered for a person who hasn’t lived at our address for over a decade.
We’ve had a parcel delivered for a person who hasn’t lived at our address for over a decade.
January 23, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Does anyone have a clue how you speak to a real human being at Evri?
We’ve had a parcel delivered for a person who hasn’t lived at our address for over a decade.
We’ve had a parcel delivered for a person who hasn’t lived at our address for over a decade.
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Facebook reminds me that on this day in 2017 a woman turned to me in the veg section of Sainsbury's and said "hopefully now we've left the EU we can have loose carrots that aren't wet"
January 21, 2026 at 6:56 AM
Facebook reminds me that on this day in 2017 a woman turned to me in the veg section of Sainsbury's and said "hopefully now we've left the EU we can have loose carrots that aren't wet"
The 2016 trend on Instagram, with people seemingly capable of instantly finding 16 photos of themselves from a decade ago, is highlighting that everyone else must have a better photo-filing system than me.
January 15, 2026 at 7:53 PM
The 2016 trend on Instagram, with people seemingly capable of instantly finding 16 photos of themselves from a decade ago, is highlighting that everyone else must have a better photo-filing system than me.
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Heard a lad earlier talking about ‘Belgian whistles’
“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”
BELGIAN WHISTLES
“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”
BELGIAN WHISTLES
January 15, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Heard a lad earlier talking about ‘Belgian whistles’
“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”
BELGIAN WHISTLES
“A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles”
BELGIAN WHISTLES
I have travelled north today so that I can report on Man City vs Exeter City for BBC Final Score tomorrow.
Lots of good pre-match storylines on and off the pitch. As an impartial spectator I hope Exeter can make a contest of it (Man City bt Salford City 8-nil at this stage last year).
Lots of good pre-match storylines on and off the pitch. As an impartial spectator I hope Exeter can make a contest of it (Man City bt Salford City 8-nil at this stage last year).
January 9, 2026 at 7:53 PM
I have travelled north today so that I can report on Man City vs Exeter City for BBC Final Score tomorrow.
Lots of good pre-match storylines on and off the pitch. As an impartial spectator I hope Exeter can make a contest of it (Man City bt Salford City 8-nil at this stage last year).
Lots of good pre-match storylines on and off the pitch. As an impartial spectator I hope Exeter can make a contest of it (Man City bt Salford City 8-nil at this stage last year).
I can never quite get over the frustration I feel towards contestants on Tenable who don’t realise the answers on their Tenable Tower are listed in alphabetical order.
January 4, 2026 at 3:00 PM
I can never quite get over the frustration I feel towards contestants on Tenable who don’t realise the answers on their Tenable Tower are listed in alphabetical order.
Rice, Rice, Gaby?
January 3, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Rice, Rice, Gaby?
The London fireworks felt a bit of a chaotic mess to me.
A crazy number of fireworks and projections plus the manic mash-up of different audio clips and music snippets.
Less might be more?
(And if you’re going to play Auld Lang Syne then play a proper version)
A crazy number of fireworks and projections plus the manic mash-up of different audio clips and music snippets.
Less might be more?
(And if you’re going to play Auld Lang Syne then play a proper version)
January 1, 2026 at 10:59 AM
The London fireworks felt a bit of a chaotic mess to me.
A crazy number of fireworks and projections plus the manic mash-up of different audio clips and music snippets.
Less might be more?
(And if you’re going to play Auld Lang Syne then play a proper version)
A crazy number of fireworks and projections plus the manic mash-up of different audio clips and music snippets.
Less might be more?
(And if you’re going to play Auld Lang Syne then play a proper version)
Commentating on Jaze Kabia and Ismeal Kabia on opposing teams tonight. They’re not related and they pronounce their surnames differently.
December 29, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Commentating on Jaze Kabia and Ismeal Kabia on opposing teams tonight. They’re not related and they pronounce their surnames differently.
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4,606 people filed their Self Assessment tax return on Christmas Day bit.ly/3YNYmVX Why would you do this? It’s 38 days before the deadline!!
December 29, 2025 at 5:04 PM
4,606 people filed their Self Assessment tax return on Christmas Day bit.ly/3YNYmVX Why would you do this? It’s 38 days before the deadline!!
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My son bought me what I thought was a drill. Turned out to be a toblerone gaffer-taped to a bottle of Bailey’s.
December 26, 2025 at 12:52 PM
My son bought me what I thought was a drill. Turned out to be a toblerone gaffer-taped to a bottle of Bailey’s.
I only spotted today that The Snowman is set in Brighton.
Father Christmas gives a present to ‘James, Brighton’ and it then becomes clear that it’s the pavilion and pier from Brighton that the snowman and boy fly over during ‘Walking in the Air’
Father Christmas gives a present to ‘James, Brighton’ and it then becomes clear that it’s the pavilion and pier from Brighton that the snowman and boy fly over during ‘Walking in the Air’
December 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I only spotted today that The Snowman is set in Brighton.
Father Christmas gives a present to ‘James, Brighton’ and it then becomes clear that it’s the pavilion and pier from Brighton that the snowman and boy fly over during ‘Walking in the Air’
Father Christmas gives a present to ‘James, Brighton’ and it then becomes clear that it’s the pavilion and pier from Brighton that the snowman and boy fly over during ‘Walking in the Air’
Well it’s taken 37 years of its existence and nearly 45 years of mine, but I’ve finally watched Die Hard.
December 23, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Well it’s taken 37 years of its existence and nearly 45 years of mine, but I’ve finally watched Die Hard.
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Tomorrow evening it’ll be my annual duty to vaguely shepherd the activity on the #duvetknowitschristmas hashtag and urge people to give small sums to charity. 7.30pm? Something like that?
December 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Tomorrow evening it’ll be my annual duty to vaguely shepherd the activity on the #duvetknowitschristmas hashtag and urge people to give small sums to charity. 7.30pm? Something like that?
One of the great modern motoring curses is having to speak to a remote call centre to have any chance of getting through to the service desk of your local car dealership.
December 18, 2025 at 9:23 AM
One of the great modern motoring curses is having to speak to a remote call centre to have any chance of getting through to the service desk of your local car dealership.
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.