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Anne Pank
@annepank.bsky.social
Professional. Aunt. #NoKids | Barcelona | European | (fairly)normal | sweary | part woman, part magpie | minutely hopeful™ | words-n-shit | editor | award-winning artist (really)
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She rehearsed this in the shower and the shampoo bottles booed
Watch as Rachel Reeves brands Greens leader Zack Polanski a 'keen hypnotherapist'

🗣️ 'The only things getting bigger under his approach would be the deficit and the rise of inflation'
November 26, 2025 at 3:24 PM
My Christmas tree is going up on Sunday afternoon. It brings me joy and that’s what’s happening…

I live alone, so no one is challenging this 😏
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Bloody hell, Jack Osborne, fair play 😳
November 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Seriously, dude…
November 25, 2025 at 1:15 PM
So, ‘yes’.

I *despise* him…
Did you ever racially abuse fellow pupils?

It was years ago.

Did you ever racially abuse fellow pupils?

Not in a hurtful way.

Did you ever racially abuse fellow pupils?

Not with intent.

Did you ever racially abuse fellow pupils?

Not genuine abuse.

😮🫣😬😱 ~AA
November 24, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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I need me,
A growlery.
November 24, 2025 at 9:20 AM
I had a complete meltdown about 40, I cried the whole month up to its arrival… ageing was not supposed to happen to me.

I welcomed 50 with a resigned shrug
November 24, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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I have a private code phrase known to no one but myself that I will use to verify it's really me if I ever meet my past or future self via time travel.
November 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Whatever treatments Shirley Ballas has, I want them! She looks amazing
November 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Me as a Bluesky therapist
November 22, 2025 at 5:55 PM
First time I’ve been KOd by the flu/covid jabs… been in bed all day and my sweet cat keeps popping in to check on me. Although he did just start making biscuits right on my throat… I’m easy prey 😆
November 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I do not know how I feel about this…
This recipe has all of the delicious comfort of a cheeseburger served in a bowl — you won’t even miss the bun. nyti.ms/4r5oKaX
November 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Word of the day is ‘quockerwodger’ (19th century): a puppet politician whose strings are pulled entirely by someone else.
November 21, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Saw this and thought, ‘Wow! that’s a swerve straight after celebrity traitors’
November 21, 2025 at 4:59 PM
If you see this, post your getaway car
November 21, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Wow! I’m whisked home to our smoky living room…
Sorry to Facebook on main but this is a sucker punch of childhood nostalgia.
BBC TV Licence Advert (1985)
YouTube video by RobsOldVideos
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November 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Happy international men’s day, everyone
November 19, 2025 at 3:24 PM
In my mind, #thingshappen is a bird crapping on your head or your car breaking down at the lights…
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not being disassembled with a bone saw.
November 19, 2025 at 3:21 PM
… on International Women’s day 💜
Who else misses @herring1967.bsky.social helping the gentlemen remember their special day?
CHAPS! Enjoy your day… 🥳🥳
November 19, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Who else misses @herring1967.bsky.social helping the gentlemen remember their special day?
CHAPS! Enjoy your day… 🥳🥳
November 19, 2025 at 2:46 PM
CHAPS! Enjoy your day… 🥳🥳
November 19, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Holy mother of god…
Trump suggests Khashoggi had it coming: "You're mentioning someone that was extremely controversial. A lot of people didn't like that gentleman that you're talking about. Whether you like him or didn't like him, things happen. But he knew nothing about it. You don't have to embarrass our guest."
November 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Ruby Wax is formidable
November 17, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Shortlisted, Bebe… Sanvisens 2025
November 15, 2025 at 4:15 PM
My Lanthimos obsession continues. #Bugonia is breathtaking
November 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM