Ann Getty 🌻🇺🇦
@anngetty.bsky.social
Retired librarian, Mets fan, Jersey girl, exhausted American, not necessarily in that order. Tá cúpla focal Gaeilge agam.
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December 19, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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Me at some point every day, often in reaction to some dumb thing I’ve done.
December 11, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Me at some point every day, often in reaction to some dumb thing I’ve done.
We can only hope.
There’s a real chance he strokes out tonight in a fit of rage.
Trump 0-3 on indicting Tish James and just had his ass handed to him by Indiana Republican legislators he threatened and bullied. Also new low in AP poll at 36% approval.
December 11, 2025 at 11:21 PM
We can only hope.
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Jesus H. Roosevelt Christ.
December 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Jesus H. Roosevelt Christ.
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Who did this!?! 🤣🤣🤣
December 7, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Who did this!?! 🤣🤣🤣
This silly FIFA “peace prize” is like a combination cheap prize from a box of Cracker Jacks and a participation award.
How to buy yourself a needy malignant narcissist? Just offer him a phony, made up "Peace Prize" & he's all your's!!!
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣
December 7, 2025 at 8:51 PM
This silly FIFA “peace prize” is like a combination cheap prize from a box of Cracker Jacks and a participation award.
A great thread! At least a couple of decent album cover photos here, especially if the album includes the word “satanic” in the title. Reading the alt text is essential to the experience.
THREAD.
A collection of photographs of excellent goats I have met during walks in the British countryside.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
A collection of photographs of excellent goats I have met during walks in the British countryside.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
December 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
A great thread! At least a couple of decent album cover photos here, especially if the album includes the word “satanic” in the title. Reading the alt text is essential to the experience.
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Honestly, every left-wing group should create the tackiest cheapest ugliest trophy they can imagine and make a big show of presenting it to Trump with some obnoxious name like the Greenpeace Award for Big Beautiful Excellence in Body Odors or the ACLU Trophy for Presidential Strongly Napping.
December 5, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Honestly, every left-wing group should create the tackiest cheapest ugliest trophy they can imagine and make a big show of presenting it to Trump with some obnoxious name like the Greenpeace Award for Big Beautiful Excellence in Body Odors or the ACLU Trophy for Presidential Strongly Napping.
Besides the fact that it’s ugly, it looks like a cheap spray paint job. And I think we all know that this will be the only time this “award” gets handed out.
Decaying hands rising from the grave to clutch at the Earth. Awesome.
December 6, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Besides the fact that it’s ugly, it looks like a cheap spray paint job. And I think we all know that this will be the only time this “award” gets handed out.
My most used words for this year. The goal for next year is to make Trump’s name much, much smaller, and to make Elon’s name disappear entirely. But I am amused that the words to the right of Trump’s name are “stupid” and “mean” and the word to the right of “Mets” is “hope.”
December 3, 2025 at 4:08 PM
My most used words for this year. The goal for next year is to make Trump’s name much, much smaller, and to make Elon’s name disappear entirely. But I am amused that the words to the right of Trump’s name are “stupid” and “mean” and the word to the right of “Mets” is “hope.”
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Similar to Spotify's Wrapped, Anisota's Bluesky Harvest recaps your year here. Simply search by user name.
Anisota's Annual Bluesky Harvest 2025
A recap of your year on Bluesky. Discover patterns, connections, and insights from your journey in the ATmosphere.
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December 3, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Similar to Spotify's Wrapped, Anisota's Bluesky Harvest recaps your year here. Simply search by user name.
This sounds like something I definitely would not watch.
“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas”
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.
December 3, 2025 at 8:01 AM
This sounds like something I definitely would not watch.
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There’s truly something deeply wrong with these people: all of them.
Fox’s Greg Gutfeld on double tap boat strike: “It's just better for us to kill them in the ocean, make them shark feed, be done with it”
December 3, 2025 at 5:32 AM
There’s truly something deeply wrong with these people: all of them.
The head tilt! 🤣
This is Mr. Paworotti. His favorite Christmas song is Howl-lelujah. If you'll excuse him, his solo is coming up. 13/10 (TT: therealpaworotti)
December 3, 2025 at 1:55 AM
The head tilt! 🤣
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I can't get over the fact that they scheduled a televised Cabinet meeting, hyped it as a major event, planned it all out to show how active and in control Trump is ... and then he dozed off in the middle of it. Repeatedly.
December 2, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I can't get over the fact that they scheduled a televised Cabinet meeting, hyped it as a major event, planned it all out to show how active and in control Trump is ... and then he dozed off in the middle of it. Repeatedly.
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"Sir, why did you take cognitive test, twice, people usually take cognitive tests to detect signs of dementia?" asked no journalist ever.
November 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
"Sir, why did you take cognitive test, twice, people usually take cognitive tests to detect signs of dementia?" asked no journalist ever.
That’s the angriest looking pile of floof I’ve ever seen.
Some of those dogs at the dog show are just obscene abominations unto the lord.
November 29, 2025 at 2:26 AM
That’s the angriest looking pile of floof I’ve ever seen.
Jesus Horatio Christ, he’s already ruined the White House, what else does that orange jackass plan to ruin?
What’s the over-under on national monuments he ruins?
November 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Jesus Horatio Christ, he’s already ruined the White House, what else does that orange jackass plan to ruin?
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This is an accurate preview of what he’ll look like after his last surviving functioning brain cell finally dies off.
November 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
This is an accurate preview of what he’ll look like after his last surviving functioning brain cell finally dies off.
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Of all the people to attack, a sitting US Senator, husband of a congresswoman who survived being shot in the head, a former Naval aviator who flew 39 combat missions and a freaking actual honest to god astronaut who’s been to space four times!
These are not bright guys.
These are not bright guys.
November 24, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Of all the people to attack, a sitting US Senator, husband of a congresswoman who survived being shot in the head, a former Naval aviator who flew 39 combat missions and a freaking actual honest to god astronaut who’s been to space four times!
These are not bright guys.
These are not bright guys.
Another brilliant thread with creative alt text. The one that looks like a slightly underdressed extra from Monty Python and the Holy Grail is my absolute fave. 🤣
THREAD. A collection of photographs of the best scarecrows I have met on walks.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
November 17, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Another brilliant thread with creative alt text. The one that looks like a slightly underdressed extra from Monty Python and the Holy Grail is my absolute fave. 🤣
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New York City billboards are displaying the president’s 91 felony charges.
November 16, 2025 at 8:46 PM
New York City billboards are displaying the president’s 91 felony charges.