Anthony
@antx.bsky.social
Veggie, based, dogs, 🏳️🌈, rigatoni mad max, gentlemanly adventures
Look at this YOOHOO FELLAS ass sandwich I made for dinner.
January 4, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Look at this YOOHOO FELLAS ass sandwich I made for dinner.
Hey… Sup… I’m Raven your acid bath princess of darkness…
December 31, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Hey… Sup… I’m Raven your acid bath princess of darkness…
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Yeah, I have ADHD: Ass Dumptruck Hot Disorder
December 27, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Yeah, I have ADHD: Ass Dumptruck Hot Disorder
How many fights do people get in on a daily basis… I need to know im not the only one
December 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
How many fights do people get in on a daily basis… I need to know im not the only one
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Reposted by Anthony
I suggest that we start using the phrase "Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too." as shorthand to explain how little we want to be at any given terrible event.
November 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I suggest that we start using the phrase "Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too." as shorthand to explain how little we want to be at any given terrible event.
This is the face he makes so the coffee nurse gives him a pup cup
November 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
This is the face he makes so the coffee nurse gives him a pup cup
Scales broken so that’s a win for today
November 22, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Scales broken so that’s a win for today
The niche for understanding this is SO specific and yet…
November 14, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The niche for understanding this is SO specific and yet…
Imagine being sponsored by Parmesan cheese
November 13, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Imagine being sponsored by Parmesan cheese
Apologies to anyone that had to work out around my 6pm hangover
November 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Apologies to anyone that had to work out around my 6pm hangover
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"Dick Cheney's Dead" scans to the same rhythm as "It's raining men"
November 4, 2025 at 1:05 PM
"Dick Cheney's Dead" scans to the same rhythm as "It's raining men"
Forgot to take my Halloween beard off now it’s stuck like this forever
November 1, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Forgot to take my Halloween beard off now it’s stuck like this forever
Happy birthday to this monster
October 31, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Happy birthday to this monster
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“what radicalized you” idk paying attention
October 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
“what radicalized you” idk paying attention
Reaction vid to pretending these are poppers would temporarily fix me
*walks into Walmart looking for spray paint*
*wanders into sporting goods*
*glances over at a shelf*
*stops and stares only to confirm that I’m seeing what I’m seeing*
*Opens mouth but no words can form*
*wanders into sporting goods*
*glances over at a shelf*
*stops and stares only to confirm that I’m seeing what I’m seeing*
*Opens mouth but no words can form*
October 24, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Reaction vid to pretending these are poppers would temporarily fix me
My barber said I looked like a muppet I asked which one and he said “the drummer”
October 12, 2025 at 10:44 PM
My barber said I looked like a muppet I asked which one and he said “the drummer”
85° in October isn’t fair to my people (we who run hot)
October 4, 2025 at 4:03 PM
85° in October isn’t fair to my people (we who run hot)
It’s wild you can just grow a pumpkin and no one can stop you
October 3, 2025 at 2:23 PM
It’s wild you can just grow a pumpkin and no one can stop you
If I get raptured after working all day I’m going to be so pissed
September 23, 2025 at 8:45 PM
If I get raptured after working all day I’m going to be so pissed
