The Reverend Colonel
@aphilosophyof.bsky.social
Minister of Metaphysics curating a #philosophy of culture via Tropical Absurdism | Ordained Colonel | #Resist | Neurospicy | #Vermont #VT | he/him
Pinned
“I CAN believe it’s butter and I think you are lying when you say you can’t.”
Some say he’s a vodka agent. Some say he’s losing his marbles. Some say he knows which closets have bones in them.
How long before that combination is considered too great of a liability, regardless of if any of it is true?
How long before that combination is considered too great of a liability, regardless of if any of it is true?
February 17, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Some say he’s a vodka agent. Some say he’s losing his marbles. Some say he knows which closets have bones in them.
How long before that combination is considered too great of a liability, regardless of if any of it is true?
How long before that combination is considered too great of a liability, regardless of if any of it is true?
It’s probably all just physics right? Could it be that metaphysics is an emergent property?
I recently heard a researcher say that we’ve been incorrectly thinking about movement and thought as separate things. He argues that thought *is* movement.
I recently heard a researcher say that we’ve been incorrectly thinking about movement and thought as separate things. He argues that thought *is* movement.
February 17, 2026 at 4:44 AM
It’s probably all just physics right? Could it be that metaphysics is an emergent property?
I recently heard a researcher say that we’ve been incorrectly thinking about movement and thought as separate things. He argues that thought *is* movement.
I recently heard a researcher say that we’ve been incorrectly thinking about movement and thought as separate things. He argues that thought *is* movement.
Just leaving a great community conversation session with the Essex House Delegation. So glad to have such responsive & engaged Representatives!
#EssexJunctionVT #EssexVT #VT #Vermont #VTpoli
#EssexJunctionVT #EssexVT #VT #Vermont #VTpoli
February 15, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Just leaving a great community conversation session with the Essex House Delegation. So glad to have such responsive & engaged Representatives!
#EssexJunctionVT #EssexVT #VT #Vermont #VTpoli
#EssexJunctionVT #EssexVT #VT #Vermont #VTpoli
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The President of the United States raped underage women.
Attorney General Pam Bondi has seen the proof in the Epstein files and doesn't care.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Attorney General Pam Bondi has seen the proof in the Epstein files and doesn't care.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
February 14, 2026 at 4:30 AM
The President of the United States raped underage women.
Attorney General Pam Bondi has seen the proof in the Epstein files and doesn't care.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Attorney General Pam Bondi has seen the proof in the Epstein files and doesn't care.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
There is literally only one thing about the Epstein files that I can’t believe: that NO ONE IS PROSECUTING THESE MEN WHO R@P3D AND SOLD CHILDREN.
a female judge is sitting in front of an american flag and making a funny face .
Alt: GIF of Judge Judy slapping her palms on her desk in frustration.
media.tenor.com
February 14, 2026 at 10:19 PM
There is literally only one thing about the Epstein files that I can’t believe: that NO ONE IS PROSECUTING THESE MEN WHO R@P3D AND SOLD CHILDREN.
Fighting censorship is our job now.
Social media companies are suppressing terms like “Epstein” and “ICE” and “voting” because they don’t want you thinking about those things. Like and share everything you see.
February 14, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Fighting censorship is our job now.
“…whether approved by Congress or not!” is not something the President of the United States should be saying.
This 👏🏻 is 👏🏻 a 👏🏻 coup 👏🏻
START OVERREACTING 👊🏻
This 👏🏻 is 👏🏻 a 👏🏻 coup 👏🏻
START OVERREACTING 👊🏻
February 14, 2026 at 6:59 PM
“…whether approved by Congress or not!” is not something the President of the United States should be saying.
This 👏🏻 is 👏🏻 a 👏🏻 coup 👏🏻
START OVERREACTING 👊🏻
This 👏🏻 is 👏🏻 a 👏🏻 coup 👏🏻
START OVERREACTING 👊🏻
This cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE!
“An an agent group text, others congratulated Exum, calling him a “legend” and offering to buy him beer. In previously released documents, Exum’s text messages appeared to show him bragging to colleagues about his shooting skills.”
apnews.com/article/immi...
“An an agent group text, others congratulated Exum, calling him a “legend” and offering to buy him beer. In previously released documents, Exum’s text messages appeared to show him bragging to colleagues about his shooting skills.”
apnews.com/article/immi...
Lawyers of Chicago woman shot by federal agents say documents show how DHS lies about investigations
Attorneys for a woman shot multiple times by a Border Patrol agent last year in Chicago say newly-released videos, texts and emails show how the Trump administration mishandles investigations and spre...
apnews.com
February 14, 2026 at 3:30 PM
This cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE!
“An an agent group text, others congratulated Exum, calling him a “legend” and offering to buy him beer. In previously released documents, Exum’s text messages appeared to show him bragging to colleagues about his shooting skills.”
apnews.com/article/immi...
“An an agent group text, others congratulated Exum, calling him a “legend” and offering to buy him beer. In previously released documents, Exum’s text messages appeared to show him bragging to colleagues about his shooting skills.”
apnews.com/article/immi...
At what point will his status as a liability outweigh his value to the shareholders?
February 14, 2026 at 3:57 AM
At what point will his status as a liability outweigh his value to the shareholders?
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Sanders: The American people do not want this country to be an authoritarian society or an oligarchy. We have our differences, that’s what democracy is about—we argue it out. We don’t throw people who disagree in jail. We don’t intimidate the media. We don’t send ICE agents to shoot people.
February 13, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Sanders: The American people do not want this country to be an authoritarian society or an oligarchy. We have our differences, that’s what democracy is about—we argue it out. We don’t throw people who disagree in jail. We don’t intimidate the media. We don’t send ICE agents to shoot people.
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🚨 TODAY! 🚨 Swing by Polestar between 2pm-5pm to learn about our sungrown sundries!
When: Friday, February 13th · 2pm-5pm
Where: Polestar Vermont, 24 Pleasant Street, Randolph, VT 05060
#RandolphVT #VT #Vermont
When: Friday, February 13th · 2pm-5pm
Where: Polestar Vermont, 24 Pleasant Street, Randolph, VT 05060
#RandolphVT #VT #Vermont
February 13, 2026 at 2:03 PM
🚨 TODAY! 🚨 Swing by Polestar between 2pm-5pm to learn about our sungrown sundries!
When: Friday, February 13th · 2pm-5pm
Where: Polestar Vermont, 24 Pleasant Street, Randolph, VT 05060
#RandolphVT #VT #Vermont
When: Friday, February 13th · 2pm-5pm
Where: Polestar Vermont, 24 Pleasant Street, Randolph, VT 05060
#RandolphVT #VT #Vermont
“EPA Declares Air No Longer Part of the Environment, Not Their Problem.”
a cartoon of spongebob squarepants giving a thumbs up and the words problem solved .
Alt: a cartoon of spongebob squarepants dusting off his hands and the words problem solved.
media.tenor.com
February 13, 2026 at 1:45 PM
“EPA Declares Air No Longer Part of the Environment, Not Their Problem.”
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Epstein survivor Haley Robson: I’m so tired of having this administration just completely dismiss us. They’re supposed to be the party of, you know, family values and protecting children. And I just feel like if that’s the party you are, it seems like Thomas Massie is the only one showing up for it.
February 12, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Epstein survivor Haley Robson: I’m so tired of having this administration just completely dismiss us. They’re supposed to be the party of, you know, family values and protecting children. And I just feel like if that’s the party you are, it seems like Thomas Massie is the only one showing up for it.
no, no. im not saying that christianity makes men BECOME pedophiles.
im just saying that for centuries it has provided safe haven for men who ARE pedophiles.
maybe the church should i dunno take a stand for morality and stop helping child rapists escape justice?
im just saying that for centuries it has provided safe haven for men who ARE pedophiles.
maybe the church should i dunno take a stand for morality and stop helping child rapists escape justice?
February 13, 2026 at 3:39 AM
no, no. im not saying that christianity makes men BECOME pedophiles.
im just saying that for centuries it has provided safe haven for men who ARE pedophiles.
maybe the church should i dunno take a stand for morality and stop helping child rapists escape justice?
im just saying that for centuries it has provided safe haven for men who ARE pedophiles.
maybe the church should i dunno take a stand for morality and stop helping child rapists escape justice?
how long do we think until trump takes the epstein exit ramp?
February 13, 2026 at 3:33 AM
how long do we think until trump takes the epstein exit ramp?
EMERGENCY ACTION ALERT 🚨
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February 12, 2026 at 3:11 PM
EMERGENCY ACTION ALERT 🚨
ICE agents detain a child and keep her in a hotel room overnight with the agents and without her parents.
You wanna tell me how this administration isn’t lousy with PDF Files??
#abolishICE #impeachBondi #impeachTrump
You wanna tell me how this administration isn’t lousy with PDF Files??
#abolishICE #impeachBondi #impeachTrump
February 12, 2026 at 3:10 PM
ICE agents detain a child and keep her in a hotel room overnight with the agents and without her parents.
You wanna tell me how this administration isn’t lousy with PDF Files??
#abolishICE #impeachBondi #impeachTrump
You wanna tell me how this administration isn’t lousy with PDF Files??
#abolishICE #impeachBondi #impeachTrump
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I’ve watched a lot of congressional hearings over the last 40 years. This performance by Bondi is the single most unprofessional, non-responsive, reprehensible and obnoxious I have ever seen from any witness who has testified before any committee of either chamber.
February 11, 2026 at 5:38 PM
I’ve watched a lot of congressional hearings over the last 40 years. This performance by Bondi is the single most unprofessional, non-responsive, reprehensible and obnoxious I have ever seen from any witness who has testified before any committee of either chamber.
February 12, 2026 at 2:22 AM
The march toward a public-private alliance to censor information is making steady progress. 🤑
“This change is part of a broader, ongoing effort to align all of Gallup’s public work with its mission,” a Gallup spokesperson said.
While Trump has made no public threat to Gallup, he has threatened other pollsters multiple times in the recent past. Could there be a connection? trib.al/nuIL0Mz
While Trump has made no public threat to Gallup, he has threatened other pollsters multiple times in the recent past. Could there be a connection? trib.al/nuIL0Mz
February 12, 2026 at 2:08 AM
The march toward a public-private alliance to censor information is making steady progress. 🤑
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NEW: A page from Bondi's burn book. This is a list of the searches by Rep Jayapal of the unredacted Epstein files. That means the DOJ grabbed her search terms from the computers they set up for members of congress to view the Epstein files to use as ammunition. The photo is from Reuters.
February 11, 2026 at 11:36 PM
NEW: A page from Bondi's burn book. This is a list of the searches by Rep Jayapal of the unredacted Epstein files. That means the DOJ grabbed her search terms from the computers they set up for members of congress to view the Epstein files to use as ammunition. The photo is from Reuters.
‘Story of our species,’ Malcom said, laughing. ‘Everybody knows it’s coming, but not so soon.’
February 12, 2026 at 2:01 AM
‘Story of our species,’ Malcom said, laughing. ‘Everybody knows it’s coming, but not so soon.’
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This 👊🏻 right 👊🏻 here 👊🏻
We didn't say body cams on ICE. Their murders are already on video. We said no more ICE.
February 11, 2026 at 11:53 PM
This 👊🏻 right 👊🏻 here 👊🏻
😴: ok, it’s bedtime.
🧠: but first let’s think of every scary thing that’s ever happened to me and every dangerous decision I ever made and yah know what I’m gonna just throw in some completely made up ones just for free. it’ll be fun, you’ll see.
🧠: but first let’s think of every scary thing that’s ever happened to me and every dangerous decision I ever made and yah know what I’m gonna just throw in some completely made up ones just for free. it’ll be fun, you’ll see.
February 11, 2026 at 5:34 AM
😴: ok, it’s bedtime.
🧠: but first let’s think of every scary thing that’s ever happened to me and every dangerous decision I ever made and yah know what I’m gonna just throw in some completely made up ones just for free. it’ll be fun, you’ll see.
🧠: but first let’s think of every scary thing that’s ever happened to me and every dangerous decision I ever made and yah know what I’m gonna just throw in some completely made up ones just for free. it’ll be fun, you’ll see.