The Reverend Colonel
@aphilosophyof.bsky.social
Minister of Metaphysics curating a #philosophy of culture via Tropical Absurdism | Ordained Colonel | #Resist | #Vermont #VT | he/him
Pinned
“I CAN believe it’s butter and I think you are lying when you say you can’t.”
FFS… the ol’ Dems can’t stop themselves from talking about TikTok. Grandpa Chuck sounds like he’s reading for a part as a cartoon cereal mascot, and Granny Hillary wants you to get off her lawn.
Who TF do they think they’re talking to? They think this is a *winning* strategy?? For the future???
Who TF do they think they’re talking to? They think this is a *winning* strategy?? For the future???
December 4, 2025 at 5:13 AM
FFS… the ol’ Dems can’t stop themselves from talking about TikTok. Grandpa Chuck sounds like he’s reading for a part as a cartoon cereal mascot, and Granny Hillary wants you to get off her lawn.
Who TF do they think they’re talking to? They think this is a *winning* strategy?? For the future???
Who TF do they think they’re talking to? They think this is a *winning* strategy?? For the future???
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The Spineless Speaker strikes again
December 3, 2025 at 7:36 PM
The Spineless Speaker strikes again
Leak the complete, un-redacted Epstein files! 🇺🇸
December 3, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Leak the complete, un-redacted Epstein files! 🇺🇸
We’re off to a good start. But there’s more work to be done to right the wrongs done by the failed #WarOnDrugs (which the current administration appears to be doubling down on)! 👊🏻
#VT #Vermont
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"Cannabis-related arrests in Vermont are ranking among the lowest rates in the nation, according to recently published data from the National Organization for the Reform of Marijuana Laws (NORML)."
Read the full story: www.reformer.com/cannabis/ver...
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Read the full story: www.reformer.com/cannabis/ver...
#VT #Vermont @normlorg.bsky.social
December 3, 2025 at 1:37 PM
We’re off to a good start. But there’s more work to be done to right the wrongs done by the failed #WarOnDrugs (which the current administration appears to be doubling down on)! 👊🏻
#VT #Vermont
@normlorg.bsky.social
#VT #Vermont
@normlorg.bsky.social
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It's great that reporting on the double tap has spotlighted the abject criminality of this Administration.
But don't forget: Venezuela is not waging war on America or Americans, and the men killed were not combatants.
The first strike was every bit as illegal as the second.
But don't forget: Venezuela is not waging war on America or Americans, and the men killed were not combatants.
The first strike was every bit as illegal as the second.
December 2, 2025 at 1:22 PM
It's great that reporting on the double tap has spotlighted the abject criminality of this Administration.
But don't forget: Venezuela is not waging war on America or Americans, and the men killed were not combatants.
The first strike was every bit as illegal as the second.
But don't forget: Venezuela is not waging war on America or Americans, and the men killed were not combatants.
The first strike was every bit as illegal as the second.
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The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
Hey asshole!
Most people are assholes. Don't believe me? Next time you see a group of people, yell out "hey, asshole." They'll all turn and look.
December 2, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Hey asshole!
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Vermont independent Senator Bernie Sanders spoke at the Starbucks workers' picket Monday to demand the coffee giant reach a fair contract with its unionized workforce after years of delay tactics.
December 2, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Vermont independent Senator Bernie Sanders spoke at the Starbucks workers' picket Monday to demand the coffee giant reach a fair contract with its unionized workforce after years of delay tactics.
“I CAN believe it’s butter and I think you are lying when you say you can’t.”
December 2, 2025 at 5:01 AM
“I CAN believe it’s butter and I think you are lying when you say you can’t.”
alright! [slaps thighs, stands] time to go to bed!
[opens search engine, typing while walking upstairs to bedroom]: what part of the brain is activated when you enjoy eating food?
[opens search engine, typing while walking upstairs to bedroom]: what part of the brain is activated when you enjoy eating food?
December 2, 2025 at 4:57 AM
alright! [slaps thighs, stands] time to go to bed!
[opens search engine, typing while walking upstairs to bedroom]: what part of the brain is activated when you enjoy eating food?
[opens search engine, typing while walking upstairs to bedroom]: what part of the brain is activated when you enjoy eating food?
Reminder that Starbucks’ CEO made 6,666x more than the company's median employee in 2024.
This was the widest CEO-to-Worker pay gap in the entire S&P 500.
And we're supposed to believe Starbucks can't afford to bargain a fair contract with its unionized workers?
This was the widest CEO-to-Worker pay gap in the entire S&P 500.
And we're supposed to believe Starbucks can't afford to bargain a fair contract with its unionized workers?
December 1, 2025 at 10:01 PM
This 👇🏻
The whole "strong floor, no ceilings" thing doesn't really matter in the sense that it's not actually going to be the Democratic Party slogan. It matters because it shows how stupid and out of touch Hakeem Jeffries is and what that portends for the future of the party.
December 1, 2025 at 4:36 PM
This 👇🏻
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A man went to his local coffee shop and ordered a coffee. After taking a sip of it, he immediately spat it out. Looking at the barista he said "This coffee is disgusting. It tastes like dirt."
The barista, looking confused, turned back to the man and replied, "Well, sir. It's fresh ground."
The barista, looking confused, turned back to the man and replied, "Well, sir. It's fresh ground."
December 1, 2025 at 12:35 PM
A man went to his local coffee shop and ordered a coffee. After taking a sip of it, he immediately spat it out. Looking at the barista he said "This coffee is disgusting. It tastes like dirt."
The barista, looking confused, turned back to the man and replied, "Well, sir. It's fresh ground."
The barista, looking confused, turned back to the man and replied, "Well, sir. It's fresh ground."
If the Afghan shooting suspect was radicalized *after* he got to the USA, then might the USA have a problem? 🤔 🇺🇸
December 1, 2025 at 1:17 PM
If the Afghan shooting suspect was radicalized *after* he got to the USA, then might the USA have a problem? 🤔 🇺🇸
The rulers believe The Profit will only come if the people remain in the cave. 💸
Let’s leave the cave. Together. 👊🏻
Let’s leave the cave. Together. 👊🏻
November 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The rulers believe The Profit will only come if the people remain in the cave. 💸
Let’s leave the cave. Together. 👊🏻
Let’s leave the cave. Together. 👊🏻
what if we lived in a world where no one would want to buy products from a company that harbored sex offenders or supported genocide?
November 30, 2025 at 4:34 PM
what if we lived in a world where no one would want to buy products from a company that harbored sex offenders or supported genocide?
Still not shopping at Target or Home Depot.
Cancelled my Spotify, Hulu & Disney+.
Ya know what? I’m fine without them. There are better options - I just needed a little nudge to find them. 👊🏻
Cancelled my Spotify, Hulu & Disney+.
Ya know what? I’m fine without them. There are better options - I just needed a little nudge to find them. 👊🏻
November 30, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Still not shopping at Target or Home Depot.
Cancelled my Spotify, Hulu & Disney+.
Ya know what? I’m fine without them. There are better options - I just needed a little nudge to find them. 👊🏻
Cancelled my Spotify, Hulu & Disney+.
Ya know what? I’m fine without them. There are better options - I just needed a little nudge to find them. 👊🏻
you breathe a sigh of relief. you’re past the high tech security and you’re now standing in the kitchen of the wealthiest man in central city. but silhouetted by the light of the open fridge door is the owner of this house, eating strawberry preserves from the jar with a spoon. what do you do next?
November 30, 2025 at 5:02 AM
you breathe a sigh of relief. you’re past the high tech security and you’re now standing in the kitchen of the wealthiest man in central city. but silhouetted by the light of the open fridge door is the owner of this house, eating strawberry preserves from the jar with a spoon. what do you do next?
People* will ask why no one tried to stop the madman President and every US citizen will have to answer for their actions.
*lawyers & historians
*lawyers & historians
November 29, 2025 at 3:43 PM
People* will ask why no one tried to stop the madman President and every US citizen will have to answer for their actions.
*lawyers & historians
*lawyers & historians
honestly, I’m surprised it’s taken him this long to start a war. I think he’s been itching to since he was first elected but didn’t feel confident enough. (now he’s succumbing to dementia so that’s giving him the remaining necessary confidence.)
November 29, 2025 at 3:40 PM
honestly, I’m surprised it’s taken him this long to start a war. I think he’s been itching to since he was first elected but didn’t feel confident enough. (now he’s succumbing to dementia so that’s giving him the remaining necessary confidence.)
what the actual fuck is happening? will no one stop him?
November 29, 2025 at 2:35 AM
what the actual fuck is happening? will no one stop him?
@absentmindguy.bsky.social is there like a “season” for professional cricket, the way there is for MLB, NFL, NHL, etc? I’m thinking of getting a subscription to Willow to watch live matches, but wasn’t sure if there’s much happening now or not.
November 29, 2025 at 2:33 AM
@absentmindguy.bsky.social is there like a “season” for professional cricket, the way there is for MLB, NFL, NHL, etc? I’m thinking of getting a subscription to Willow to watch live matches, but wasn’t sure if there’s much happening now or not.
Interesting musings on future tech for cannabis products by Kenneth Morrow.
"Solubility, Bioavailability, and the Future of Cannabis Consumption and Pharmaceuticals"
www.cannabisbusinesstimes.com/columns/tomo...
#mmj #cannabis #hemp #pharmaceuticals #tech
"Solubility, Bioavailability, and the Future of Cannabis Consumption and Pharmaceuticals"
www.cannabisbusinesstimes.com/columns/tomo...
#mmj #cannabis #hemp #pharmaceuticals #tech
Solubility, Bioavailability, and the Future of Cannabis Consumption and Pharmaceuticals
Many of today’s emulsions produce poor oral formulations, resulting in products that are not effective in their delivery of THC.
www.cannabisbusinesstimes.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Interesting musings on future tech for cannabis products by Kenneth Morrow.
"Solubility, Bioavailability, and the Future of Cannabis Consumption and Pharmaceuticals"
www.cannabisbusinesstimes.com/columns/tomo...
#mmj #cannabis #hemp #pharmaceuticals #tech
"Solubility, Bioavailability, and the Future of Cannabis Consumption and Pharmaceuticals"
www.cannabisbusinesstimes.com/columns/tomo...
#mmj #cannabis #hemp #pharmaceuticals #tech
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