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apollymikatistrafi.bsky.social
Elbow Deep in a Car
@apollymikatistrafi.bsky.social
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Do not engage with the dragon, for you are crunchy and good with BBQ sauce. Nonbinary(she/they) nerd, ffxiv player, mechanic to pay the bills. Weird things happen. Sometimes I share them.
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Fucking rad. Given Anchorage's population dude is probably an actual bush pilot, too
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Tesla now has over $41 billion in cash and equivalents on hand, and yet somehow isn't developing new cars with that massive pile. Not sure how much bigger of a red flag it gets than this.
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The Epstein Ballroom it is
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
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I have some bad news for all you cis women voting and working to ban HRT. You are going to NEED that shit when you hit peri/menopause. All of our struggles for bodily autonomy against a fascist cisheteropatriarchy are connected.
100% agree, theyre my husband's favorite
Snuggy nook is best

Story is best baby
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*jump cut to RFK Jr crushing up lizard pee crystals and snorting them to stop the autism miasma from possessing him*
Good. Keep it up. Take shifts, never let it stop.
"BuT wHaT aBoUt"

How about stay on topic ya child
We apologize for the confusion, but The Archives only retain long term memories, we flush the short term with the morning constitutionals
This, with these types of people especially, because they will take any attention and make it all about them

Don't give them that energy, starve them of the attention they crave
Just because they couldn't find the wherewithal to find better stances doesnt make your self improvement any less valid

Self improvement is a solid life choice and its a shame so few subscribe to it
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‘this is how we talk in our own spaces’ okay well maybe that’s why there’s a male loneliness epidemic lol
this insistence that the lil Hitler Youth Group Chat is how "we" "all" talk reminds me of a tweet I saw once where a dude was like "you know how bellybuttons all smell like ten thousand raw buttholes?"
Don't get them started on the satanic panic of D&D
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I think we all had some bad takes when we were young, but realizing they were bad takes, and growing past them, is really what made or broke a lot of people
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When you air your “concerns” about trans athletes, who uses what bathroom, or how you don’t like how trans people look or act or speak, you know you’re getting played by white christian nationalists, right?

Transphobia is a manufactured controversy that is literally bought and paid for. Catch up.
In the first episode of our new Anti-Trans Hate Machine season, The Destruction of Public Schools, host @imarajones.bsky.social investigates how right-wing forces are targeting school boards to gain control.

Listen now: open.spotify.com/show/0NuHlGN...
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The Hades soundtrack CD is back in stock!

30 tracks across two discs, available now: www.fangamer.com/collections/...
Lol that'd be like when I downloaded my w2, and it claimed I made 7 million and I was due 6 mill in returns, and rather than what I actually did(fix it myself), just shrugging and saying, "the robot must be right!"

I'd probably still be in prison. What a dummy ass move.
3 in a row seems planned at this point, and hasnt WB been shitting the bed an awful lot lately?

Feels intentional