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she is the sun and she is unstoppable ✨former bagel baroness, capocollo countess, martini marchesa💎
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what if they made the whole senate out of susan collins
Press call with Chuck Schumer says he has been talking with his caucus "I've been talking to so many members of my caucus today. Everybody is very, very just totally, totally, totally troubled."
January 3, 2026 at 9:31 PM
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4 yrs ago today, a family member managed a truly spectacular own goal, splintered his domestic bliss, & in the process, united the world for a day.

On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day

So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga
September 4, 2024 at 4:14 PM
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As people in the U.S. prepared to ring in the new year, temperatures plunged as much as 20 degrees below normal across much of the country. nyti.ms/4jgj9uI
December 31, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I’ll be saying “you simpering child from Albany” for a while #knivesout
December 30, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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December 22, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Betty Reid Soskin, who served as the nation’s oldest park ranger and related firsthand accounts of segregation as a Black woman on the World War II home front, has died. She was 104.
Betty Reid Soskin, oldest U.S. park ranger, dies at 104
Ms. Soskin worked as a file clerk in a segregated union during World War II. Decades later, she shared that story as the oldest park ranger.
wapo.st
December 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Gotta say it's mindblowing to me that the Brown shooter is still at large and they don't even seem to have identified who they're looking for.
December 16, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Become ungovernable
December 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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of all of the things I am going to not watch, this is the thing I am going to not watch the most
December 17, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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The U.S. is giving dying mall vibes.

I can't explain it, but you know I'm right.
December 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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I get the hype around Victor Wembanyama's return to face OKC tonight in a national NBA Cup semifinal game.

I just have my doubts the game can live up to it.
December 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Mother of Karoline Leavitt’s Nephew speaks out after ICE arrest: I think what I would have to say to Karoline is just because you went to a catholic school doesn't make you a good catholic.
December 13, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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The fuck is a jingle horse
December 8, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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Make America Healthy Again my ass.
December 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM
My roommate just asked if Sir Ian McKellen, as Gandalf, is Dumbledore. So I am verklempt.
December 4, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Saw a grown man in overalls. I got the biggest ick.
November 29, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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When MTG goes back to her old ways my “I told ya’s” are gonna be lit
November 19, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Before the midterms of 1866, President Andrew Johnson called his congressional opponents traitors and said they should be hanged.

Voters were so profoundly moved by his words... that they gave his opponents a supermajority in Congress, and the nation got the Fourteenth Amendment.
November 20, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Demi “avoiding the cameras” #slomw
a man standing in front of a fine wine shop
ALT: a man standing in front of a fine wine shop
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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“We need to figure out what’s going on with Mom-Tok!”

Every damn season…and we never figure it out #slomw
November 15, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Absolutely correct
American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
November 10, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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I think that if _this_ Pope publicly scolded me, you would just never hear from me again. I would grab my cat and vinyl and that would be it. See ya.
November 4, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Don't forget that Zohran Mamdani spent his entire campaign standing proudly beside the trans community. He went to trans rights rallies just to show support. He proudly waved trans rights flags without hesitation. He refused to back down in support of trans rights. That makes me happy.
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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A play in two acts
November 5, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Spanberger’s win and Zohran’s likely win means only one thing for the future: the people clamor for CIA Socialist 2028
November 5, 2025 at 1:06 AM