APP (pirate era)
@apurplepatch.bsky.social
Lover of silly pirates particularly of the ofmd variety
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Help #ofmd fam... I need as much reference material of the whale paperweight as possible - drop it in the comments if you have a second I want to try something and I'm overwhelmed so if anyone has references for me that would be the greatest help
February 3, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Help #ofmd fam... I need as much reference material of the whale paperweight as possible - drop it in the comments if you have a second I want to try something and I'm overwhelmed so if anyone has references for me that would be the greatest help
It’s validating when you sit down and tell someone your experience and they confirm how fucked up it is and that you weren’t crazy…
February 1, 2026 at 7:32 AM
It’s validating when you sit down and tell someone your experience and they confirm how fucked up it is and that you weren’t crazy…
So sad to hear about Catherine O’Hara passing. She was a scene owning genius and I will miss seeing her on screens
a woman in a black and white polka dot shirt says someone slap me .
Alt: Cathrine o’hara as moira rose in a black and white polka dot shirt says someone slap me .
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2026 at 7:22 PM
So sad to hear about Catherine O’Hara passing. She was a scene owning genius and I will miss seeing her on screens
Not sure how I missed this but a) rhysie b) absolute comedy genius so now I have a mission to track down this - youtu.be/2pzPgVYGlmc?...
NOT ONLY FRED DAGG | Official Trailer | In NZ Cinemas Boxing Day
YouTube video by ClarkeAndDawe
youtu.be
January 26, 2026 at 6:15 AM
Not sure how I missed this but a) rhysie b) absolute comedy genius so now I have a mission to track down this - youtu.be/2pzPgVYGlmc?...
Can I borrow this… when it’s a consumable like staples, pens, paper. Just tell me you’re taking it so I can get it re-ordered.
Contacting me on my personal number when I didn’t give it to you
Contacting me on my personal number when I didn’t give it to you
What are some workplace pet peeves you have?
One of mine is people asking me a bunch a questions as soon as I get to work. Can I put my stuff down first??
One of mine is people asking me a bunch a questions as soon as I get to work. Can I put my stuff down first??
January 22, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Can I borrow this… when it’s a consumable like staples, pens, paper. Just tell me you’re taking it so I can get it re-ordered.
Contacting me on my personal number when I didn’t give it to you
Contacting me on my personal number when I didn’t give it to you
Playing a game of is it just that my vision is bad and I wasn’t wearing glasses when I watched this last or is it just my internet connection is running streaming in higher definition (it’s that one, I can see things I couldn’t before even with the glasses off)
January 22, 2026 at 9:58 AM
Playing a game of is it just that my vision is bad and I wasn’t wearing glasses when I watched this last or is it just my internet connection is running streaming in higher definition (it’s that one, I can see things I couldn’t before even with the glasses off)
Okay friends need an SOS fic recommendations for ofmd fic to DL to read while AO3 is down - I'll gave three hours after work to do the download- let's gooooooo #ofmd
January 21, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Okay friends need an SOS fic recommendations for ofmd fic to DL to read while AO3 is down - I'll gave three hours after work to do the download- let's gooooooo #ofmd
Why is it when people make an appointment they turn up four hours early or not at all… nbn was being installed today at 1-5 pm, they started calling me at 9:30 am - I had to leave work hours early because they turned up early or reschedule after they didn’t show up last week…
January 20, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Why is it when people make an appointment they turn up four hours early or not at all… nbn was being installed today at 1-5 pm, they started calling me at 9:30 am - I had to leave work hours early because they turned up early or reschedule after they didn’t show up last week…
Look at my cool sewing machine guys - its been stuck in the shed cause the house was filled by mother dearest but I've bought it back in - still works 💪
January 18, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Look at my cool sewing machine guys - its been stuck in the shed cause the house was filled by mother dearest but I've bought it back in - still works 💪
I hate this timeline. If there’s a way to be horrible petty and make things harder my mother will find it.
Tired. Heartbroken. Still have lots to deal with.
Tired. Heartbroken. Still have lots to deal with.
January 18, 2026 at 1:46 AM
I hate this timeline. If there’s a way to be horrible petty and make things harder my mother will find it.
Tired. Heartbroken. Still have lots to deal with.
Tired. Heartbroken. Still have lots to deal with.
Reposted by APP (pirate era)
can i just say it really means a lot to me that the ofmd cast/crew still speak about s3 like it’s going to happen one day? like it’s hardly ever “oh yeah this is what would’ve happened,” it’s “this is what we plan to do.” even if it all seems pointless, i need that little bit of hope sometimes. ❤️🩹
January 10, 2026 at 6:21 PM
can i just say it really means a lot to me that the ofmd cast/crew still speak about s3 like it’s going to happen one day? like it’s hardly ever “oh yeah this is what would’ve happened,” it’s “this is what we plan to do.” even if it all seems pointless, i need that little bit of hope sometimes. ❤️🩹
It is endlessly amusing to me that tv execs are so bewildered by the success of queer shows - does anyone else remember when Casey Bloys claimed the numbers weren’t there for #ofmd and someone sent him a calculator. He returned he package to Amazon but literally amazing. #saveofmd
January 11, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Hey @netflix.com I know you’re busy buying Warner brothers but in consideration of the success of heated rivalry might I suggest refloating another wb property that was a similar success - our flag means death. Refloat our ship since you’re already buying the IP.
January 11, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Hey @netflix.com I know you’re busy buying Warner brothers but in consideration of the success of heated rivalry might I suggest refloating another wb property that was a similar success - our flag means death. Refloat our ship since you’re already buying the IP.
@siren-events.bsky.social if ra ever decides he wants to open an air bnb - revenge themed
January 11, 2026 at 12:00 AM
@siren-events.bsky.social if ra ever decides he wants to open an air bnb - revenge themed
Every time I want to bitch about the weather (constantly) I check the weather where friend lives (currently 7 degrees Celsius hotter) and remind myself it could be worse (and even though I'm hot and grumpy and tired) and after least im in the AC
January 7, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Every time I want to bitch about the weather (constantly) I check the weather where friend lives (currently 7 degrees Celsius hotter) and remind myself it could be worse (and even though I'm hot and grumpy and tired) and after least im in the AC
The fire weather warning is the worst it’s been in 14 years since black Saturday. Fuck this heatwave.
Stupider we had such a cold snap on Christmas Day that snow was forecast… wild. Stay hydrated, stay cool, say safe south eastern Aussie
Stupider we had such a cold snap on Christmas Day that snow was forecast… wild. Stay hydrated, stay cool, say safe south eastern Aussie
January 6, 2026 at 7:40 AM
The fire weather warning is the worst it’s been in 14 years since black Saturday. Fuck this heatwave.
Stupider we had such a cold snap on Christmas Day that snow was forecast… wild. Stay hydrated, stay cool, say safe south eastern Aussie
Stupider we had such a cold snap on Christmas Day that snow was forecast… wild. Stay hydrated, stay cool, say safe south eastern Aussie
I take great pleasure in telling men they should in particular be more lonely
January 5, 2026 at 9:44 PM
I take great pleasure in telling men they should in particular be more lonely
January 4, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Many years ago I was friends with a group of people on a message board - for some reason a couple of them made a sock puppet alias and befriended one person but say… a dozen people in the man group chat knew this one person was friends with the two people and their third sock.
January 4, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Many years ago I was friends with a group of people on a message board - for some reason a couple of them made a sock puppet alias and befriended one person but say… a dozen people in the man group chat knew this one person was friends with the two people and their third sock.
A tesla in a McDonald's drive thru paying with an iPhone tap - its like...
January 4, 2026 at 1:02 AM
A tesla in a McDonald's drive thru paying with an iPhone tap - its like...
Are his middle names Neville Chamberlain. JFC.
Starmer asked to respond to Trump breaking international law and seizing the leader of another sovereign nation replies that it is his "responsibility" to have a good relationship with the US President.
"I have stepped up that responsibility [and] I do get on with President Trump," he tells the BBC
"I have stepped up that responsibility [and] I do get on with President Trump," he tells the BBC
January 3, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Are his middle names Neville Chamberlain. JFC.
It’s about the time of year they set the doomsday clock isn’t it? With these murderous raging corrupt fuckwits in the ⚪️🏠 playing this insane reckless international brinkmanship one can only assume we’ll be closer to midnight than the current 89 seconds.
January 3, 2026 at 12:22 PM
It’s about the time of year they set the doomsday clock isn’t it? With these murderous raging corrupt fuckwits in the ⚪️🏠 playing this insane reckless international brinkmanship one can only assume we’ll be closer to midnight than the current 89 seconds.