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arrdavid.bsky.social
Arr David
@arrdavid.bsky.social
850 followers 1.2K following 5K posts
Dark humour. Goes with 22 years working in serious crime scene territory. Single dad to 3 children. Doctor of Forensic Science. Forensic Video and Photography analysis expert. Ai research stuff. 3D modelling stuff. Drone scanning stuff. Stuff.
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Arr David @arrdavid.bsky.social · Jan 8
I put nothing on here my eldest daughter would be ashamed of me for, if she joined and saw it.

Apart from the bit about the mashed potato sandwich she ate.
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Arr David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 13m
Seems to be a thing, with the right-wing.
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Arr David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 27m
At what age is it okay to allow your children to drink bourbon and smoke cigars?
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Arr David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 1h
They're both corrupt. Both ugly inside and out.
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Arr David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 1h
Everything is explorable if we choose to fund it. Here and out in our solar system. It took Voyager One 48 years to travel one light day, or 15 billion miles.
We could do that quicker if we had the vision. Quantum computers can now communicate with each other being metres apart without connection.
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Arr David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 1h
The relief though? The worry that goes through your mind?
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Arr David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 1h
My youngest daughter fakes being scared, so she can sleep next to me. I know she's faking, but I don't mind as long it's not on a regular basis. It's the long sighhh when she settles down that gets me.
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Arr David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 1h
If I experience weird stuff happening with my body, I wait 14 days to see if it sorts itself. Anything over, I see the doc.
I had something just a couple of months ago. It waited until the last day to sort itself.
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Arr David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 2h
I tested last year. I'm sadly in the test regularly zone.
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Arr David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 2h
I'm well versed in handling them and they do need handling with care. They may explode.
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Arr David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 2h
I think I once posted a 6ft kickboxing muscular lady on Wülfhelm's feed that YD liked.
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Arr David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 2h
The box he sent.
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Arr David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 2h
The spice of life.
I'm not in a box for burning yet.
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Arr David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 2h
You can actually get an at home test? Unless you just like posting your turds.
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Arr David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 2h
As you know, there's always one, two or maybe three favourites that press the buttons.
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Arr David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 3h
Well, hell yeah. Was married to one who gave me three nutty kids. It's a kink. Doesn't mean I don't like the general female population.
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Arr David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 3h
😂 It's my fault. Maybe I should be more open in what I like.
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Arr David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 3h
Exhibit A.
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Arr David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 3h
And just like that, now that I've happened to mention it, witchy female redheads turn up on my feed.
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Arr David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 3h
Thanks for liking @andrewb72.bsky.social it's your fault I'm getting hairy bears and twinks.
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Arr David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 3h
Look, Bluesky algorithms. If you're going to play to people's personal kinks on here, give me sexy witchy female redheads.
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Arr David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 4h
The Tories basically salted the earth on their way out. They knew they were done & deliberately smashed up things and damaged the country, so the incoming govt would find it incredibly difficult to repair the damage they did. Party over country. They treated the UK as their plaything. Theirs alone.
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Arr David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 4h
Well the kids licked their plates clean of the curry & pilau rice I made. That either means it was delicious or I hadn't made enough.
Duvet sized garlic naans too.
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Arr David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 5h
Yes, poor soul. They got memed until they quit. Looking back at the to-and-fro they got really outraged early on, so it was like watching a cat play with a mouse. I had hopes that they might make it past the hazing.
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Arr David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 7h
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Arr David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 8h
Finding uncensored german porn magazines on top of dad's wardrobe. Well, we were in Germany.
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