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asaltyredhead.bsky.social
A Salty Redhead
@asaltyredhead.bsky.social
10K followers 1.5K following 3.1K posts
(She/Her) NB 🇨🇦, mother, T1D mama Noodles & sarcasm is what I serve Unapologetic overuser of emoji's Everything I post is satire, probably No DM's (don't make me tap the sign)
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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · May 24
Level 38; achievement unlocked ✔️🎂
Redheaded mom, now 38, sitting against a floral wall in a coffee shop in front of a neon pink sign that says "cheers to bubbly moments and cozy corners" Redheaded mom taking a selfie with a lemon raspberry cake, which is yellow icing on the top, pink on the sides, and 3 juicy raspberries topping it
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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 8h
Adjusting to life with severe allergies has not been a fun experience for me.
The hours/days after where you feel both dangerously weak while simultaneously like you're about to have a heart attack is not my favorite
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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 10h
Consistent work, ongoing therapy & learning to prioritize and care for my mental health.
Remember: you never know what someone is going through, but can almost always guarantee it's heavier than you think.
Open & frank discussion is key to helping end the stigma surrounding mental health 💚💚
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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 10h
I'm late to the party, but want to take a moment to chat on WMHD.
Many don't know, but I spent over a year collectively in Psych wards in my youth, suffering from severe CPTSD & suicide attempts stemming from childhood trauma.
I'm now 14 years "clean" from self-harm, but this is not without
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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 12h
I'd be dead by now, let's be real 🤣
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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 12h
The first one was from a wasp sting, so I guessed the second was from honey in my tea ( I didn't realize there can be a correlation between honey and stings)
Then today, all I ate before the attack was 2 mini Halloween chocolate bars, neither with honey in them. Soooo now I have no idea 😭
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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 12h
3rd allergy attack while still waiting on a call to be booked for an allergy test. This. Is. Ridiculous. 😭😭😭
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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 1d
Winter aspirations
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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 1d
Thinking of you & your family at this time 🙏
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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 2d
This is not my cat.
This cat does not understand that it is not my cat.
A little black and white stray in West SJ that turned up in my yard hungry a few days ago. No luck finding where her family is yet 😭
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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 2d
The weather: it feels like a snuggle with your dog on the couch evening
The housework: reallllyyyyyy 👀🙄
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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 2d
Thank u, I feel better now 😅
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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 2d
a panda bear is eating ramen with chopsticks
ALT: a panda bear is eating ramen with chopsticks
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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 2d
Would be comforted by the video of Dolly Parton, except AI took the last of my ability to trust
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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 2d
9.1 k of them are here for my pets, 975 here for my bikini pics, and about 25 (like yourself) for my personality (or lack thereof) 🤣
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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 2d
Other sports fans: "go team!"
Baseball fans: what you said above, lol.
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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 2d
🤣
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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 3d
It's like people who watch baseball speak a secret language that only other baseball watchers understand.
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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 3d
It's a niche market
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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 3d
Stranger on the internet: "TS fans have no personality"
Me: "f&^% you"
Also me: *has no personality outside of TS's new album*
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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 3d
You know what they say, it takes 2 to make 69
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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 3d
Eggs Benedict is a little cat with a big head
Fluffy himalayan cat looking fluffy Fluffy himalayan cat looking Fluffy, but closer up
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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 3d
Oh my god, you needed to preface that with "STILL ALIVE"
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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 3d
a woman says " you are just a rock star " in front of a crowd
ALT: a woman says " you are just a rock star " in front of a crowd
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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 4d
I hope your girl has the absolute best birthday tomorrow!! 💓💕
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A Salty Redhead @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 4d
^adding soup to the list of approved late night texts^
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