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ashenechoes.bsky.social
zelda 🦋🌻
@ashenechoes.bsky.social
(she/her 🏳️‍⚧️)

- an actual zelda, not an actual princess
- has pled the fifth in federal court regarding accusations of actually being a bunny
- from hyrule, if by “hyrule” you mean michigan

pfp: kevin hong (k141)
cover: @animekki.bsky.social
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born and raised in OAKLAND COUNTY

she took the qline train going south on woodward for like 15 minutes
posting cut the rope trick shot highlights in the year of our lord 2025
December 4, 2025 at 10:01 PM
i want to make enough money someday to live comfortably for myself and also subscribe to like 80 peoples' patreons and donate to a fuckton of kickstarters
December 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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I like it how they call it michigan because they michig an the cold food and michig out hot eat the food
December 4, 2025 at 3:22 AM
i underestimated how good it would feel to do orientation for a job that actually has a 45 minute anti-harassment training video, it's such a breath of fresh air over the literal zero protections i had working retail
December 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
cool, great, yeah, fuck you
December 4, 2025 at 3:14 PM
i’m like a werewolf, except my transformation happens every night, and instead of turning into a werewolf i just get really gay
December 4, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
i just learned about nijntje today and i want her to know that i would die for her en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miffy
Miffy - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 3, 2025 at 8:54 PM
fucking fuck
December 3, 2025 at 2:42 AM
i’m only realizing right now that i’ve been listening to a good chunk of classical music wrong just about my entire adult life. i would pretty much just peruse “best classical pieces of all time” and save the most popular bits, which for some things worked if they were standalone pieces.
December 2, 2025 at 8:27 PM
oops! all metallica! (holy shit i fucking hated retail)
December 2, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Always have Grandpa Simpson story ready for when a kid asks you. #webcomics
December 2, 2025 at 3:28 PM
holy fuck i am critically gay this evening. dangerously homosexual
December 2, 2025 at 4:51 AM
wearing a shirt that says “I Spent 9 Years Being An Actor And All I Got Were These Stupid Bluesky Posts”
December 2, 2025 at 3:51 AM
just referred to darko milicic as “dorko“ milicic. i don’t think he’s ever going to recover from that epic vulgar roast
December 2, 2025 at 2:52 AM
it’s affirming knowing that i‘m still “acting mature for my age” just the same way i was as a child by now using bluesky as a 2000 baby
December 1, 2025 at 10:31 PM
i just bought a ton of new clothes for my new job and i am so excited to actually look like me!!!
December 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
i’m not doing gender affirming care today, i’m doing michiGANDER affirming care by shoveling snow out of my driveway while listening to the wreck of the edmund fitzgerald on repeat
November 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
aw man now i gotta watch f1 again
November 30, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Boo. It’s me, Zelda. But I’m using proper capitalization and punctuation in this post. So spooky!
November 30, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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Detroiters and the Chair Company are a duology that say something important about America: Michigan is weird (fun way, charming) and Ohio is weird (upsetting way, always emitting a low-grade danger)
November 30, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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i can’t get anything done cause my brain has this looping
November 25, 2025 at 11:51 AM
it makes me sad when i have a banger reply for something but the original poster doesn’t have replies turned on, i feel like a wild animal clattering at a cage’s bars begging to be funny
November 30, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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Sheriff Jason Benetti is here.
November 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
i watched some of my favorite videos to cheer me up and i feel better again. had to remind myself that my life really a moonvie by martian scorsese
November 29, 2025 at 9:03 PM