zelda 🦋🌻
@ashenechoes.bsky.social
(she/her 🏳️⚧️)
- an actual zelda, not an actual princess
- has pled the fifth in federal court regarding accusations of actually being a bunny
- from hyrule, if by “hyrule” you mean michigan
pfp: kevin hong (k141)
cover: @animekki.bsky.social
- an actual zelda, not an actual princess
- has pled the fifth in federal court regarding accusations of actually being a bunny
- from hyrule, if by “hyrule” you mean michigan
pfp: kevin hong (k141)
cover: @animekki.bsky.social
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zelda 🦋🌻
@ashenechoes.bsky.social
· Nov 13
born and raised in OAKLAND COUNTY
she took the qline train going south on woodward for like 15 minutes
she took the qline train going south on woodward for like 15 minutes
i’m like a werewolf, except my transformation happens every night, and instead of turning into a werewolf i just get really gay
December 4, 2025 at 3:49 AM
i’m like a werewolf, except my transformation happens every night, and instead of turning into a werewolf i just get really gay
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Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨
i just learned about nijntje today and i want her to know that i would die for her en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miffy
Miffy - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 3, 2025 at 8:54 PM
i just learned about nijntje today and i want her to know that i would die for her en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miffy
i’m only realizing right now that i’ve been listening to a good chunk of classical music wrong just about my entire adult life. i would pretty much just peruse “best classical pieces of all time” and save the most popular bits, which for some things worked if they were standalone pieces.
December 2, 2025 at 8:27 PM
i’m only realizing right now that i’ve been listening to a good chunk of classical music wrong just about my entire adult life. i would pretty much just peruse “best classical pieces of all time” and save the most popular bits, which for some things worked if they were standalone pieces.
oops! all metallica! (holy shit i fucking hated retail)
December 2, 2025 at 6:50 PM
oops! all metallica! (holy shit i fucking hated retail)
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Always have Grandpa Simpson story ready for when a kid asks you. #webcomics
December 2, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Always have Grandpa Simpson story ready for when a kid asks you. #webcomics
holy fuck i am critically gay this evening. dangerously homosexual
December 2, 2025 at 4:51 AM
holy fuck i am critically gay this evening. dangerously homosexual
wearing a shirt that says “I Spent 9 Years Being An Actor And All I Got Were These Stupid Bluesky Posts”
December 2, 2025 at 3:51 AM
wearing a shirt that says “I Spent 9 Years Being An Actor And All I Got Were These Stupid Bluesky Posts”
just referred to darko milicic as “dorko“ milicic. i don’t think he’s ever going to recover from that epic vulgar roast
December 2, 2025 at 2:52 AM
just referred to darko milicic as “dorko“ milicic. i don’t think he’s ever going to recover from that epic vulgar roast
it’s affirming knowing that i‘m still “acting mature for my age” just the same way i was as a child by now using bluesky as a 2000 baby
December 1, 2025 at 10:31 PM
it’s affirming knowing that i‘m still “acting mature for my age” just the same way i was as a child by now using bluesky as a 2000 baby
i just bought a ton of new clothes for my new job and i am so excited to actually look like me!!!
December 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
i just bought a ton of new clothes for my new job and i am so excited to actually look like me!!!
i’m not doing gender affirming care today, i’m doing michiGANDER affirming care by shoveling snow out of my driveway while listening to the wreck of the edmund fitzgerald on repeat
November 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
i’m not doing gender affirming care today, i’m doing michiGANDER affirming care by shoveling snow out of my driveway while listening to the wreck of the edmund fitzgerald on repeat
aw man now i gotta watch f1 again
November 30, 2025 at 5:33 PM
aw man now i gotta watch f1 again
Boo. It’s me, Zelda. But I’m using proper capitalization and punctuation in this post. So spooky!
November 30, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Boo. It’s me, Zelda. But I’m using proper capitalization and punctuation in this post. So spooky!
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Detroiters and the Chair Company are a duology that say something important about America: Michigan is weird (fun way, charming) and Ohio is weird (upsetting way, always emitting a low-grade danger)
November 30, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Detroiters and the Chair Company are a duology that say something important about America: Michigan is weird (fun way, charming) and Ohio is weird (upsetting way, always emitting a low-grade danger)
it makes me sad when i have a banger reply for something but the original poster doesn’t have replies turned on, i feel like a wild animal clattering at a cage’s bars begging to be funny
November 30, 2025 at 12:42 AM
it makes me sad when i have a banger reply for something but the original poster doesn’t have replies turned on, i feel like a wild animal clattering at a cage’s bars begging to be funny
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Sheriff Jason Benetti is here.
November 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Sheriff Jason Benetti is here.
i watched some of my favorite videos to cheer me up and i feel better again. had to remind myself that my life really a moonvie by martian scorsese
November 29, 2025 at 9:03 PM
i watched some of my favorite videos to cheer me up and i feel better again. had to remind myself that my life really a moonvie by martian scorsese
ohio state beating michigan is par for the course with this year being generally awful*
*barring like 3 absolutely awesome things that happened this year
*barring like 3 absolutely awesome things that happened this year
November 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
ohio state beating michigan is par for the course with this year being generally awful*
*barring like 3 absolutely awesome things that happened this year
*barring like 3 absolutely awesome things that happened this year
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November 29, 2025 at 1:15 PM
i did it
i’m done with retail
i’m done with retail
November 29, 2025 at 2:09 AM
i did it
i’m done with retail
i’m done with retail
i’ll save my annual longer shpiel for new years, but i just wanted to say that if you’re reading this, i’m thankful for you! i love being able to slap my silly little thoughts into the internet and make people’s days a little better in my own lil way. so thanks for sticking around with me :)
November 28, 2025 at 3:21 AM
i’ll save my annual longer shpiel for new years, but i just wanted to say that if you’re reading this, i’m thankful for you! i love being able to slap my silly little thoughts into the internet and make people’s days a little better in my own lil way. so thanks for sticking around with me :)
just had a really stupid dream where i was fighting matt walsh at a whole foods jojo’s bizarre adventure style
i don’t even shop at whole foods
i don’t even shop at whole foods
November 26, 2025 at 1:43 PM
just had a really stupid dream where i was fighting matt walsh at a whole foods jojo’s bizarre adventure style
i don’t even shop at whole foods
i don’t even shop at whole foods