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Asbestossupply 🍕
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Currently on a hiatus of being a jerk; Tried to touch grass but the grass has a podcast now and it’s monetized. Very funny person that understands that it’s a requirement to state that you’re a funny person in one’s bio.
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Asbestossupply 🍕 @asherblumenthal.com · May 26
I’ve gotten so used to seeing Star Wars text that I have no idea what this means.
“BLOCK NOT DO”
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Asbestossupply 🍕 @asherblumenthal.com · 8h
In honor of #pizzamas + #NerdfArters I made some stuff!
Cyanotype image of that one time John Green grew a mustache Cyanotype image of the Nerdfighters logo! Cyanotype of my cat Beethoven—named after the dog, naturally…
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Asbestossupply 🍕 @asherblumenthal.com · Aug 7
Terrible time to live in. But what a good time for satire to flourish
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Asbestossupply 🍕 @asherblumenthal.com · 5d
In some black hole universe Peter Balkan is Jack Shephard from Lost
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Asbestossupply 🍕 @asherblumenthal.com · 5d
Yes. Equally terrifying, can’t recommend.
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Asbestossupply 🍕 @asherblumenthal.com · 6d
At a staples!?
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Asbestossupply 🍕 @asherblumenthal.com · 7d
After all, fascism and communism go hand in hand…
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Asbestossupply 🍕 @asherblumenthal.com · 7d
His goal, of course, is to turn the whole country into communists!
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Asbestossupply 🍕 @asherblumenthal.com · 7d
That’s why he fake-hated Xi Jinping!
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Asbestossupply 🍕 @asherblumenthal.com · 9d
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Asbestossupply 🍕 @asherblumenthal.com · 11d
The entire conflict of Memento could’ve been resolved with a decent receptionist…
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Asbestossupply 🍕 @asherblumenthal.com · 11d
Bad time for the CEO of U-HAUL….
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Asbestossupply 🍕 @asherblumenthal.com · 13d
If Kodacolor is just rebranded colorplus I’m gonna be pissed.
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Asbestossupply 🍕 @asherblumenthal.com · 15d
Not far off from what’s starting to happen already…
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Asbestossupply 🍕 @asherblumenthal.com · 15d
“Pelican Surgeon” is something AI can’t take away!
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Asbestossupply 🍕 @asherblumenthal.com · 15d
Yeah, but all leading causes of death are preventable…
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Asbestossupply 🍕 @asherblumenthal.com · 17d
Yeah man… this new to you?
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Asbestossupply 🍕 @asherblumenthal.com · 18d
So cool!
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Asbestossupply 🍕 @asherblumenthal.com · 18d
The funniest thing about having been “asked by many people” is that you literally can’t disprove it, lol.
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Asbestossupply 🍕 @asherblumenthal.com · 21d
Politics aside: whatever happened to Carole King’s cat?
The album cover of Tapestry by Carole King
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Asbestossupply 🍕 @asherblumenthal.com · 26d
That’s just a bad argument…
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Asbestossupply 🍕 @asherblumenthal.com · 26d
Terrorist or terrorized? Also: quite literally yes…
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Asbestossupply 🍕 @asherblumenthal.com · 29d
I mean yeah, but you could say the same for any major assasination. How many homicides were there before JFK?
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Asbestossupply 🍕 @asherblumenthal.com · 29d
Like Google Images? Boring! That’s how a caveman would do it!
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Asbestossupply 🍕 @asherblumenthal.com · Sep 10
Gotta stop arguing with dumb people on the internet…
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Asbestossupply 🍕 @asherblumenthal.com · Sep 10
@jotimblank.bsky.social, literally logical proof you’re wrong:
Logical notation proving you’re wrong :3
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