💖✨Ashley✨💖 (she/her)
@asholeyadams.bsky.social
The most annoying person you’ve ever met
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Just spent $5 to play Cowboys Are Frequently Secretly Fond of Each Other at my local Elks Lodge while I am sitting at home on my couch just for funsies.
About to reach peak Midwestern by frolicking through the lawn and garden section at Menards. 🌸🌼🌺
February 13, 2026 at 10:20 PM
About to reach peak Midwestern by frolicking through the lawn and garden section at Menards. 🌸🌼🌺
Trying to send gift cards for Galentines Day to my direct reports as a lil treat and I wanted to do local coffee shops/bakeries but one of my girls lives in the middle of nowhere where Pennsylvania and it is proving much more difficult than I imagined.
February 13, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Trying to send gift cards for Galentines Day to my direct reports as a lil treat and I wanted to do local coffee shops/bakeries but one of my girls lives in the middle of nowhere where Pennsylvania and it is proving much more difficult than I imagined.
Happy early Valentine’s Day to meeeee. 💖 Thank you @rabidcadaver.bsky.social Love you long time.
February 13, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Happy early Valentine’s Day to meeeee. 💖 Thank you @rabidcadaver.bsky.social Love you long time.
I need some joy in my mouth.
February 12, 2026 at 9:55 PM
I need some joy in my mouth.
Daya Betty from Ru Paul’s Drag Race. 😂
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Daya Betty from Ru Paul’s Drag Race. 😂
Not James van der Beek! 😭
February 11, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Not James van der Beek! 😭
I know whichever girlie created the Connections today was giggling and kicking their lil feet while setting this one up. 😂
February 4, 2026 at 4:29 PM
I know whichever girlie created the Connections today was giggling and kicking their lil feet while setting this one up. 😂
Dream blunt rotation: Keke Palmer, Amy Poehler, Jennifer Lawrence, and Miss Piggy.
February 3, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Dream blunt rotation: Keke Palmer, Amy Poehler, Jennifer Lawrence, and Miss Piggy.
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DHS said that the woman CBP shot in the chest in Portland was “involved” in a gang shooting.
Her ~involvement~ was that suspected gang members sexually assaulted and robbed her.
Her ~involvement~ was that suspected gang members sexually assaulted and robbed her.
After Border Patrol shot two people in Portland, DHS claimed they were "vicious gang members" tied to a past shooting.
But records I obtained reveal a US prosecutor has since directly contradicted DHS, saying, "We're not suggesting he is a gang member." My dive into how DHS' claims have collapsed:
But records I obtained reveal a US prosecutor has since directly contradicted DHS, saying, "We're not suggesting he is a gang member." My dive into how DHS' claims have collapsed:
DHS’s account of two Venezuelans shot by border patrol falls apart in court: ‘A smear campaign’
Immigration officials said agent shot two ‘vicious gang members’ in Portland, but records obtained by the Guardian reveal US prosecutor contradicted claims
www.theguardian.com
February 3, 2026 at 2:02 AM
DHS said that the woman CBP shot in the chest in Portland was “involved” in a gang shooting.
Her ~involvement~ was that suspected gang members sexually assaulted and robbed her.
Her ~involvement~ was that suspected gang members sexually assaulted and robbed her.
I think I’ve had enough internet for the day. My eyeballs have seen enough.
February 2, 2026 at 4:15 PM
I think I’ve had enough internet for the day. My eyeballs have seen enough.
I need you all to stop sharing that Chappell picture because every time I see it I can just imagine her or someone else accidentally stepping on the train of her dress and it ripping her nip nops clean off. 😬
February 2, 2026 at 1:23 AM
I need you all to stop sharing that Chappell picture because every time I see it I can just imagine her or someone else accidentally stepping on the train of her dress and it ripping her nip nops clean off. 😬
Life with an autistic child. 😂 Sam’s current hyperfixation meal is bold nacho whe people tacos. These should hopefully last us a week or two.
February 1, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Life with an autistic child. 😂 Sam’s current hyperfixation meal is bold nacho whe people tacos. These should hopefully last us a week or two.
Why yes, yes I did stick a frozen uncrustable under my right titty to defrost it and then completely forgot about it for a not insignificant amount of time.
February 1, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Why yes, yes I did stick a frozen uncrustable under my right titty to defrost it and then completely forgot about it for a not insignificant amount of time.
My cat and I have a very toxic relationship. She walks all over me. Yells at me. Love bombs me. Demands attention on her terms then denies me attention when I want it. Isolates me from my other cats. Tries to make me jealous. Trips me while I’m walking.
January 30, 2026 at 10:43 PM
My cat and I have a very toxic relationship. She walks all over me. Yells at me. Love bombs me. Demands attention on her terms then denies me attention when I want it. Isolates me from my other cats. Tries to make me jealous. Trips me while I’m walking.
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Wrong fucking Home Alone 2 actor goddammit.
January 30, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Wrong fucking Home Alone 2 actor goddammit.
Oh boy. Scrolling through my facebook memories when I came across this gem.
January 29, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Oh boy. Scrolling through my facebook memories when I came across this gem.
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This Friday, The Dub (women’s Sports Bar in KC) is having a knitting and crocheting party starting at 6:00 PM. $10 gets you the pattern and a drink and those proceeds go to immigrant aid. A great way to build community with like minded folks!
January 28, 2026 at 7:05 PM
This Friday, The Dub (women’s Sports Bar in KC) is having a knitting and crocheting party starting at 6:00 PM. $10 gets you the pattern and a drink and those proceeds go to immigrant aid. A great way to build community with like minded folks!
My hand is cramping from writing all of these lil love letters to my friends and family but it’s making me so happy with every card I write. 💖💖💖
January 27, 2026 at 1:48 AM
My hand is cramping from writing all of these lil love letters to my friends and family but it’s making me so happy with every card I write. 💖💖💖
Why yes, yes I did buy Betty White forever stamps to send all of my Galentine’s Day cards out with this year.
If you’d like a card, send me your address! 💖
If you’d like a card, send me your address! 💖
January 26, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Why yes, yes I did buy Betty White forever stamps to send all of my Galentine’s Day cards out with this year.
If you’d like a card, send me your address! 💖
If you’d like a card, send me your address! 💖
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the entire difference between kyle rittenhouse and alex pretti is that kyle rittenhouse was there to shoot people the cops wanted to shoot and alex pretti was there to protect people the cops wanted to shoot
January 25, 2026 at 3:58 PM
the entire difference between kyle rittenhouse and alex pretti is that kyle rittenhouse was there to shoot people the cops wanted to shoot and alex pretti was there to protect people the cops wanted to shoot
Happy Boy at Disney on Ice. 💖❄️
January 24, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Happy Boy at Disney on Ice. 💖❄️
Anyone?
Okay friends. What are your favorite used record stores in KC? Also looking for recs in Denver for when we’re there in August.
January 22, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Anyone?
I’ve gotta stop watching The Bear when I am already hungry.
January 22, 2026 at 4:50 PM
I’ve gotta stop watching The Bear when I am already hungry.