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Son of Kassandra
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We all say “not today Satan” but it sure looks like today is the day.
That shit started way before that. IDK who originated it but Brazzers wore that trope OUT
Am I the only one who remembers that during the BLM protest era, there was a porn site where black men were arrested unless they give white female policemen some dick?
November 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I’ve gone to the full gamut of concerts alone: classical recitals by undergraduates, classical recitals by superstars like Ian Bostridge and Audra McDonald, choral concerts, jazz concerts, rock concerts, R&B, rap….

I like it - either alone or with no more than 3 other people is how I prefer to go
Have yall ever gone to a concert by yourself? How was it?
November 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Sweet potato pie comin out the oven in 9 min
November 27, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I am legit sniggling at this - them two “ohs” sounded just like Goofy to me
Boss walked in on me texting 😔
November 26, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The man this story is about skeeted re: how he was having problems finding community on Bluesky.

Well, we finding community through roasting yo ass sir, IDK what to tell you 🤷🏾‍♂️
And then he said that his wife’s brother BEGGED their parents to let him come for Thanksgiving. And in a Thanksgiving Miracle, his wife’s parents relented & allowed to come to Thanksgiving Dinner…and eat on the porch. And from that day till our last day, we will tell this tale every November…
November 26, 2025 at 6:22 PM
It’s prolly a conspiracy theory, but I think they staged that incident with Miss Mexico and the pageant organizer so it wouldn’t look fishy when she won, given how her daddy and the owner of the pageant are business partners and all.
November 26, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Her face when she says “‘Criminalmente?’ SIM! Aquí à Policia Federal.”
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Very *my hometown* coded
This is just. . . 😂
November 26, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I saw the video of the White lady eating sushi in her car playing SILENTLY as I scrolled the SL.

Thanks to the fact that people were goin OFF about her sick ass already I was able to hide that post without hearing ANY of the audio. Great is thy faithfulness Lord unto ME
November 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
ONCE in my life was I attracted to my same sign - we were 13, he was my first, it ended REAL bad, he actually died a few years ago of fentanyl poisoning.

If I ever found another Aquarius attractive again and he happened to share my birthday I might. Married to a Leo since 2018 so moot point really
Serious inquiry, because I’ve heard differing opinions on this.

Would you all date someone with the same birthday as you ? Why or why not ?
November 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
…I recognize his talent, but it has always seemed to me hopelessly corrupted. Though in most of the ‘pictures’ proceeding from his studios there are admirable or charming passages, the effect of all of them is to me disgusting. Some have given me nausea…

- J.R.R. Tolkien, describing Walt Disney
November 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Let this be yo confirmation we don’t need to go back in there
Wayne, NJ Target Shopper Racially Profiled, Unlawfully Detained, Lawsuit Says
The shopper, a Black man, was unlawfully detained, and his personal bag was unlawfully searched, according to the suit
patch.com/new-jersey/w...
NJ Target Shopper Racially Profiled, Unlawfully Detained, Lawsuit Says
The shopper, a Black man, was unlawfully detained, and his personal bag was unlawfully searched, according to the suit.
patch.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
This is ahistorical and weird. The mac and cheese recipes extant from
history include both stovetop and baked mac (in the 1700s and 1800s).
November 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Why do so many of us think explaining ourselves to Wypipo over and fucking over is the winning strategy? Cuz my time on this rock indicates that you can talk till you blue in the face….
November 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Also, getting an actual full eval is a few thousand dollars, be so fucking for real right now. New fridge money to confirm for NTs what I who walk around in this body already know (cuz the echolalia is far from the only thing)? Somebody smokin expired DICK
Them - You shouldn’t self-diagnose because being neurodivergent is trendy rn and you’re prolly just swept up in that

Me remembering how I say something or hear someone say something and brain goes: “Now murmur it to yourself on and off all day for two months.” - Sure, that’s gotta be it 👍🏾
November 25, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Them - You shouldn’t self-diagnose because being neurodivergent is trendy rn and you’re prolly just swept up in that

Me remembering how I say something or hear someone say something and brain goes: “Now murmur it to yourself on and off all day for two months.” - Sure, that’s gotta be it 👍🏾
November 25, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Rest In Power
November 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Watching Fear Of A Black Hat for the plot
November 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Ok the holidays are starting to look interesting
CNN: Breaking news… this is big, we have learned that the justice department's case against former FBI director Jim Comey and the New York attorney general have both been dismissed
November 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Questions that need answers - I am a man but this never made any sense to me either. My neighbor saw me on the block in HS and conned me into 5 HOURS of basketball because his team needed one more guy. I HATED that shit and have never played basketball since then. Literal torture
Why are yall pressed to play basketball just randomly in your day??????????????
November 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
“Kanye got hooked on the bitches brew. He got stuck, strung out. I don’t know if you’ve seen Sinners, but Kanye West has been bitten.”

- Abiodun Oyewole of The Last Poets
November 24, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I hope men like this are lonely and bitter until their premature demises due to self neglect. What a piece of shit.
He said "we lost him". Now when did you ever even have him?

When we say the men are weird, they are in fact weird.
November 24, 2025 at 12:11 PM
This looks like frenemies have infiltrated the Friendsgiving
Lmao the "Cornbread" and "Pumpkin pie" from last night's friendsgiving..... I went home hungry
November 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
On this Sunday, I humbly ask the God of the Xtians to free my people from the bondage of the “one must go” meme format 🙏🏾 😩
November 23, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Darling open your eyes
Let me show you the light
Girl you'll never find a love that's right
Darling open your eyes
Let me show you the light
Girl you think you're so wise, you're so wise
There are times, when you'll NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED someone
I will be by your side….
My whole life has changed
Since you came in, I knew back then
You were that special one
I'm so in love, so deep in love
You make my life complete
You are so sweet, no one competes
Glad you came into my life
You blind me with your love, with you I have no sight
November 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM