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Ashpolt
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Officially the first person to mention Front Mission 5 on Bluesky. I like robots and games, especially ones that are turn based and where I can make numbers go big.

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ashpolt.bsky.social
every other post on u/expedition33 be like
February 2, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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mel.bzky.team
obviously catastrophic for the country but also god is this funny
leftiestats.bsky.social Stats for Lefties 🍉🏳️‍⚧️ @leftiestats.bsky.social · 7h
Est. GE2029 result if Streeting becomes PM:

➡️ Ref: 385 (+380)
🟢 Grn: 99 (+95)
🟠 Lib: 72 (=)
🟡 SNP: 48 (+39)
🔵 Con: 13 (-108)
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Plaid: 7 (+3)
🔴 Lab: 5 (-406)

Based on @YouGov polling, Jan 2026
February 2, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social
via wiktionary
February 2, 2026 at 11:28 AM
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jasperfforde.bsky.social
Redefining.. Retiles:

Alligator: Someone who makes allegations
Crocodile: Call centre for a popular make of shoes
Terrapin: One Trillion Personal Identification Numbers
Tortoise: What my History master did
Cayman: what comes after J, man
Anaconda: Sister of Beryl Conda
February 2, 2026 at 11:33 AM
ashpolt.bsky.social
Watched Wonder Man this weekend and I enjoyed it but it's a very confusing show.

On the one hand, it's good to see Marvel doing something SO different: no sky lasers, no end-of-the-world stakes, barely even any superheroics. It's a very personal, character focused piece.

But conversely....
February 1, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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rickywlmsbong.bsky.social
every epstein commentary is these immensely rich/powerful/influential people raving about what a genius epstein was, and every one of his emails is just “helo, my name jomfrie”
tjmahr.com tj mahr 🤘 @tjmahr.com · 2d
congragulations
From: Jeffrey Epstein [mailto:jeevacation@gmail.co Sent: Friday, May 17, 2013 12:02 PM To: Elon Musk Subject: congragulations
January 31, 2026 at 4:28 AM
ashpolt.bsky.social
Shocked to find that some corners of the internet still say "SJW" in 2026
Some chud site complaining about "SJWs" in the year of our Luigi 2026
January 31, 2026 at 12:35 AM
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legal.reuters.com
BREAKING: Judge dismisses murder, weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealth CEO killer Mangione reut.rs/45Fin56
January 30, 2026 at 3:21 PM
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emuhp.bsky.social
A nonsense diagram on flipchart paper In the top there is a hexagon labelled the hexagon of aims, a flow chart goes from delivery to contestability and improvulence then to bettering, unbettering, upsoar and yesness and finally to Itself. On the top left in green it states 'unprisoning your think rhino'
January 30, 2026 at 2:39 PM
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disneyprimevideo.bsky.social
Neat (1994)
A potato, All Officer Marges Are Bastards, Fat Tony, and a counterfeit jeans ring operating out of my car-hole.
October 2, 2024 at 8:11 PM
ashpolt.bsky.social
Ah thanks, IMDB!

wait why the quote marks
From IMDB: "Several woman talk about how 'hot' Andrew is"
January 29, 2026 at 7:09 PM
ashpolt.bsky.social
What the fuck, why are Hasbro Pulse prices more expensive in pounds than in dollars?
Hasbro Pulse US listings for MPG Hot Road at $124.99 and Missing Link Grimlock at $119.99 Hasbro Pulse UK listings for MPG Hot Road at £134.99 and Missing Link Grimlock at £129.99
January 29, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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frovo.bsky.social
SHAGGY: what did the vet say you have

SCOOBY DOO: rabies

SHAGGY: zoinks i didn’t even know you could get pregnant
January 29, 2026 at 3:20 AM
ashpolt.bsky.social
Posts that will get me murdered:

I'm enjoying Fallout (show), but I really feel like there are too many parallel plotlines and it would benefit from dropping some of them.

Or would've been better giving each storyline its own season instead of telling them all at once.
January 28, 2026 at 7:43 PM
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makesomenoiseshow.bsky.social
Were you not aware this was a SHARED Airbnb? 🤥
January 24, 2026 at 6:00 PM
ashpolt.bsky.social
It's also funny how they'll bring this point up when it suits them, but they also firmly believe that America had "open borders" under Obama and Biden, and the contradiction between these two claims doesn't give them the slightest pause.
adamserwer.bsky.social Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 5d
IDK why right-wingers keep bringing up Obama's record deportations, it just shows that if you wanted to have a conservative immigration policy without partisan militias occupying cities and gunning people down in the streets you could do it and a lot of americans would be fine with it
January 28, 2026 at 4:02 PM
ashpolt.bsky.social
Magic Square Ultra Magnus is VERY solid. Great handfeel.
Magic Square Adjutant, a third party legends scale Ultra Magnus, in bot form
January 28, 2026 at 1:37 PM
ashpolt.bsky.social
Direct from manufacturer price vs retailer price

How does this make sense?
Adamas Last Light Rodimus on Hasbro Pulse, cost £310 The same toy on InDemand toys, at a significantly cheaper £185
January 27, 2026 at 9:08 PM
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danthat.bsky.social
Looking for something to do until Earth Must Die launches in like 10 minutes?

Why not enjoy this BRAND NEW launch trailer, and please please do share it about.

youtu.be/ZXBkBqV8dyE
EARTH MUST DIE | Launch Trailer
YouTube video by Dan Marshall
youtu.be
January 27, 2026 at 5:48 PM
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gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social
I will admit these photos do make it seem like I kicked the baby offstage
January 26, 2026 at 3:23 PM
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gachapantv.bsky.social
What My Grandpa Did To My Nose Is Worse Than You Think
January 27, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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ayoub.bsky.social
The UK version of “Project 2025” by the Reform party includes a British ICE, a concentration camp for 24,000 people, mass surveillance and withdrawing from refugee, anti-torture and anti-trafficking conventions.

It’s on their website. That’s how comfortable fascists are in the UK today.
The Legislation Upon winning a general election, a Reform government under Prime Minister Nigel Farage will: 1) Leave the ECHR 2.) Repeal the Human Rights Act and replace it with a British Bill of Rights. 3.) Pass The Illegal Migration (Mass Deportation) Bill: This Bill will: Create a legal duty to remove illegal migrants for the Home Secretary The Bill opens with a blunt obligation for the Home Secretary: "The Secretary of State shall ensure the removal from the United Kingdom of each person who does not have extant leave to remain and is not an Irish citizen or otherwise protected by regulations made under this Act." The following parts of the legislation are introduced on an emergency basis, with an in-built sunset clause after 5 years: Disapply the 1951 Refugee Convention, the UN Convention Against Torture, the Council of Europe Anti-Trafficking Convention (ECAT) Derogation is justified under the Vienna Convention doctrine of state of necessity: Britain faces a national emergency in which uncontrolled illegal migration undermines public order. These treaties will otherwise be used by activist judges to frustrate deportations, even after the repeals of the HRA and ECHR. Create Detention Power Without Hardial Singh Constraints This means illegal migrants can be detained until they are deported. Activist lawyers routinely use Hardial Singh to secure their client's bail, after which the client absconds. If you came to the UK illegally, you are ineligible for asylum. End of story All asylum claims will become inadmissible if made by a person within the Act's scope. If you came to the country illegally, you are ineligible for asylum in the UK. This strips the Home Office, the immigration tribunals and the higher courts of jurisdiction to even consider claims. A claim that cannot be considered cannot suspend removal and therefore, cannot delay a flight. Re-entering after deportation and destroying ID becomes a serious criminal offence Re-entry after deportation will be… The Operational Plan We will create an enforcement unit called UK Deportation Command, including an Illegal Migrant Identification Centre - harnessing cutting edge data fusion A Reform government will create a cutting edge enforcement data centre to relentlessly identify and detain all illegal migrants in the UK. Using powers granted by the new legislation, it will automatically share data between the Home Office, NHS, HMRC, DVLA, banks and the police. It will power bulk warrants, including mandatory biometric capture during any police encounter. Each power addresses a failure mode observed over the past decade - for example, banks and GP surgeries unaware of a customer's status, or overstayers slipping through because a warrant covered only a single property. Secure Immigration Removal Centres (SIRC) will be built rapidly to detain up to 24,000 Detention capacity for up to 24,000 will be created within 18 months. The Home Office will build Secure Immigration Removal Centres. This will be modular accommodation built in remote parts of the country. Conditions are basic but not punitive: prefabricated two-person rooms, canteen catering, on-site medical suites. Robust perimeters and internal movement controls prevent escapes. This enables detention-on-arrest: no more bail. This capacity would allow for up to 24,000 illegal migrants to be deported per month. Initial Voluntary Return Window A six-month Assisted Voluntary Return window precedes large-scale raids. Illegal migrants will be offered a financial incentive to self-deport. An app will be launched to facilitate this. The Deportation Flights The Home Office will scale up charters to 5 flights per day. To guard against last-minute aircraft unserviceability, the RAF will keep one Voyager aircraft on six-hour 'hot-spare' readiness. If a commercial charter breaks down, detainees can still be flown out that night, preserving operational integrity. The legal reset will mean activist lawyers will no longer be able preven…
January 26, 2026 at 1:22 PM
ashpolt.bsky.social
LRT: I liked Rose Tico
Norman Rockwell's "Freedom of Speech" painting
January 27, 2026 at 12:46 PM
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scottdagostino.ca
You’ve got to love how actress Kelly Marie Tran, one of the most harassed people ever to be on the internet, still leapt up to defend trans people in a recent interview. No one would blame her for keeping her head down and shutting up forever but she will NOT and I admire her for it ⭐
Star Wars actor says ‘trans rights are human rights’ when asked about Harry Potter
Kelly Marie Tran said ‘trans rights are human rights’ when the topic of JK Rowling's Harry Potter series was mentioned in an interview.
www.thepinknews.com
January 26, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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granitetide.bsky.social
this is still the best thing ever posted on twitter
wint @dril. 6m @McDonalds i have an a 1 million dollar idea that will pull your failing company directly out of the toilet, hear me out. 12 wint @dril 6m @McDonalds all right. so first off we know that the hamburglar has become soft in recent years, the customers no longer fear him 今 273 13 wint @dril 6m @McDonalds and it is necessary, I believe, to threaten your customers with some sort of villain, to increase the perceived valueof your food 41 7 wint @dril 6m @McDonalds but how do you shake the core of a public fresh off the heel's of the 9/11 atrocities. what is it that they fear the most 271 wint @dril 5m @McDonalds they fear Chaos. they fear those who dont simply loot and plunder as the hamburglar does, but those who seek to Destroy. 31 wint @dril 5m @McDonalds and so me & the boys have invented "the mcshitter", a fictional man who jumps up on tables and shits all over the customers meals 234 wint @dril 5m @McDonalds i know its fucked up. but "shit" is one of the last few apolitical threats. 99% of ppl on both sides of the spectrum dont like it 4 7 wint @dril. 5m @McDonalds this is money in the bank. put the mcshitter in all of your branding, and enjoy a tenfold increase in likes and re-tweets wint @dril-5m 2 5 @McDonalds your current slogan, "Im Lovin It", will no longer do. i would suggest replacing it with "Look out. Here comes the McShitter 6 wint @dril 4m @McDonalds it will go without saying that hes an ugly son of a bitch. goblin-like. someone you'd particularly not want shitting on your food 23 2 6 wint @dril-4m @McDonalds i would suggest studying caricatures from early 1900s racist war propaganda to help your team devise his gruesome appearance 232 wint @dril 5 Following Replying to @dril @McDonalds @McDonalds thats it. thank you for hearing me out. i am a huge fan of the"big mac" and im nice once you get to know me
January 26, 2026 at 9:19 PM