Ashpolt
@ashpolt.bsky.social
Officially the first person to mention Front Mission 5 on Bluesky. I like robots and games, especially ones that are turn based and where I can make numbers go big.
he/him
he/him
Me trying the new Monster Train 2 clan for the first time: this fucking sucks. what the fuck
Me getting the hang of the new Monster Train 2 clan: I owe you an apology. I wasn't really familiar with your game
Me getting the hang of the new Monster Train 2 clan: I owe you an apology. I wasn't really familiar with your game
February 5, 2026 at 10:38 AM
Me trying the new Monster Train 2 clan for the first time: this fucking sucks. what the fuck
Me getting the hang of the new Monster Train 2 clan: I owe you an apology. I wasn't really familiar with your game
Me getting the hang of the new Monster Train 2 clan: I owe you an apology. I wasn't really familiar with your game
Taking a brief break from Bruticus posting: I got this Expedition 33 resin lamp and it is RAD AS HELL.
February 4, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Taking a brief break from Bruticus posting: I got this Expedition 33 resin lamp and it is RAD AS HELL.
New favourite 3rd party toy box just dropped
February 4, 2026 at 2:37 PM
New favourite 3rd party toy box just dropped
The worst fucking guy: hey Jeffrey I can't wait to see you and all your "little friends" this weekend ;)
Jeffrey Epstein: ys you deserf it apter your big movee. it =s morben tim
Jeffrey Epstein: ys you deserf it apter your big movee. it =s morben tim
February 3, 2026 at 9:03 PM
The worst fucking guy: hey Jeffrey I can't wait to see you and all your "little friends" this weekend ;)
Jeffrey Epstein: ys you deserf it apter your big movee. it =s morben tim
Jeffrey Epstein: ys you deserf it apter your big movee. it =s morben tim
If your website throws up a full screen pop up right after I wade through the cookies pop up then I will [redacted] you with a [redacted]
February 3, 2026 at 7:18 PM
If your website throws up a full screen pop up right after I wade through the cookies pop up then I will [redacted] you with a [redacted]
I saw TWO (2) dogs on the tube today!
Good day
Good day
February 3, 2026 at 6:28 PM
I saw TWO (2) dogs on the tube today!
Good day
Good day
Teeth are just mouth toes
February 3, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Teeth are just mouth toes
Fifteen years? Aha. Hahahaha. Ahhhhh god damn I'm old
15 YEARS AGO TODDA! Advanced Dungeons & Dragons aired! Written by Andrew Guest (Wonderman) and directed by Joe Russo, and for my turn I pity Pierce.
#OriginalAiring
#OriginalAiring
February 3, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Fifteen years? Aha. Hahahaha. Ahhhhh god damn I'm old
For all those who have spent the past month or so trying to rehabilitate Will Stancil, check out this post and the thread it's replying too. He's still as le_enlightened_reddit_centrist.jpg as ever, he's just cosplaying as resistance.
February 3, 2026 at 8:40 AM
For all those who have spent the past month or so trying to rehabilitate Will Stancil, check out this post and the thread it's replying too. He's still as le_enlightened_reddit_centrist.jpg as ever, he's just cosplaying as resistance.
Most days when I commute I get snarled up in gridlocked traffic on the way to the station.
Today, absolutely zero traffic, sailed right through, got to the station 30 minutes before my train.
So of course, today my train is running 15 minutes late 😓
Today, absolutely zero traffic, sailed right through, got to the station 30 minutes before my train.
So of course, today my train is running 15 minutes late 😓
February 3, 2026 at 8:32 AM
Most days when I commute I get snarled up in gridlocked traffic on the way to the station.
Today, absolutely zero traffic, sailed right through, got to the station 30 minutes before my train.
So of course, today my train is running 15 minutes late 😓
Today, absolutely zero traffic, sailed right through, got to the station 30 minutes before my train.
So of course, today my train is running 15 minutes late 😓
every other post on u/expedition33 be like
February 2, 2026 at 4:30 PM
every other post on u/expedition33 be like
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obviously catastrophic for the country but also god is this funny
Est. GE2029 result if Streeting becomes PM:
➡️ Ref: 385 (+380)
🟢 Grn: 99 (+95)
🟠 Lib: 72 (=)
🟡 SNP: 48 (+39)
🔵 Con: 13 (-108)
🏴 Plaid: 7 (+3)
🔴 Lab: 5 (-406)
Based on @YouGov polling, Jan 2026
➡️ Ref: 385 (+380)
🟢 Grn: 99 (+95)
🟠 Lib: 72 (=)
🟡 SNP: 48 (+39)
🔵 Con: 13 (-108)
🏴 Plaid: 7 (+3)
🔴 Lab: 5 (-406)
Based on @YouGov polling, Jan 2026
February 2, 2026 at 3:12 PM
obviously catastrophic for the country but also god is this funny
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via wiktionary
February 2, 2026 at 11:28 AM
via wiktionary
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Redefining.. Retiles:
Alligator: Someone who makes allegations
Crocodile: Call centre for a popular make of shoes
Terrapin: One Trillion Personal Identification Numbers
Tortoise: What my History master did
Cayman: what comes after J, man
Anaconda: Sister of Beryl Conda
Alligator: Someone who makes allegations
Crocodile: Call centre for a popular make of shoes
Terrapin: One Trillion Personal Identification Numbers
Tortoise: What my History master did
Cayman: what comes after J, man
Anaconda: Sister of Beryl Conda
February 2, 2026 at 11:33 AM
Redefining.. Retiles:
Alligator: Someone who makes allegations
Crocodile: Call centre for a popular make of shoes
Terrapin: One Trillion Personal Identification Numbers
Tortoise: What my History master did
Cayman: what comes after J, man
Anaconda: Sister of Beryl Conda
Alligator: Someone who makes allegations
Crocodile: Call centre for a popular make of shoes
Terrapin: One Trillion Personal Identification Numbers
Tortoise: What my History master did
Cayman: what comes after J, man
Anaconda: Sister of Beryl Conda
Watched Wonder Man this weekend and I enjoyed it but it's a very confusing show.
On the one hand, it's good to see Marvel doing something SO different: no sky lasers, no end-of-the-world stakes, barely even any superheroics. It's a very personal, character focused piece.
But conversely....
On the one hand, it's good to see Marvel doing something SO different: no sky lasers, no end-of-the-world stakes, barely even any superheroics. It's a very personal, character focused piece.
But conversely....
February 1, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Watched Wonder Man this weekend and I enjoyed it but it's a very confusing show.
On the one hand, it's good to see Marvel doing something SO different: no sky lasers, no end-of-the-world stakes, barely even any superheroics. It's a very personal, character focused piece.
But conversely....
On the one hand, it's good to see Marvel doing something SO different: no sky lasers, no end-of-the-world stakes, barely even any superheroics. It's a very personal, character focused piece.
But conversely....
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every epstein commentary is these immensely rich/powerful/influential people raving about what a genius epstein was, and every one of his emails is just “helo, my name jomfrie”
January 31, 2026 at 4:28 AM
every epstein commentary is these immensely rich/powerful/influential people raving about what a genius epstein was, and every one of his emails is just “helo, my name jomfrie”
Shocked to find that some corners of the internet still say "SJW" in 2026
January 31, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Shocked to find that some corners of the internet still say "SJW" in 2026
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BREAKING: Judge dismisses murder, weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealth CEO killer Mangione reut.rs/45Fin56
January 30, 2026 at 3:21 PM
BREAKING: Judge dismisses murder, weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealth CEO killer Mangione reut.rs/45Fin56
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Neat (1994)
October 2, 2024 at 8:11 PM
Neat (1994)
Ah thanks, IMDB!
wait why the quote marks
wait why the quote marks
January 29, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Ah thanks, IMDB!
wait why the quote marks
wait why the quote marks
What the fuck, why are Hasbro Pulse prices more expensive in pounds than in dollars?
January 29, 2026 at 6:47 PM
What the fuck, why are Hasbro Pulse prices more expensive in pounds than in dollars?
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SHAGGY: what did the vet say you have
SCOOBY DOO: rabies
SHAGGY: zoinks i didn’t even know you could get pregnant
SCOOBY DOO: rabies
SHAGGY: zoinks i didn’t even know you could get pregnant
January 29, 2026 at 3:20 AM
SHAGGY: what did the vet say you have
SCOOBY DOO: rabies
SHAGGY: zoinks i didn’t even know you could get pregnant
SCOOBY DOO: rabies
SHAGGY: zoinks i didn’t even know you could get pregnant
Posts that will get me murdered:
I'm enjoying Fallout (show), but I really feel like there are too many parallel plotlines and it would benefit from dropping some of them.
Or would've been better giving each storyline its own season instead of telling them all at once.
I'm enjoying Fallout (show), but I really feel like there are too many parallel plotlines and it would benefit from dropping some of them.
Or would've been better giving each storyline its own season instead of telling them all at once.
January 28, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Posts that will get me murdered:
I'm enjoying Fallout (show), but I really feel like there are too many parallel plotlines and it would benefit from dropping some of them.
Or would've been better giving each storyline its own season instead of telling them all at once.
I'm enjoying Fallout (show), but I really feel like there are too many parallel plotlines and it would benefit from dropping some of them.
Or would've been better giving each storyline its own season instead of telling them all at once.